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Damn Yankees…

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

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It’s hard for me to shit on guys like JETER, RIVERA, POSADA and PETTITE who are products of the Yankee farm system under Gene ‘Stick’ Michael and not simply overpaid free agent freeloaders like Ghey-Rod. I was upset that Ghey-Rod was getting a ring because I felt like he didn’t deserve one since he is such a hump in the postseason.

RAFI ‘StatMan’ KAM pointed me to the Sabermetric value called the OPS+ which all the roto-fantasy GM’s are gaga over. The addition of slugging percentage combined with on base percentage adjusted to the fields a player visits gives you the OPS+. It’s a nifty little stat when you want to generate a value for players like Ghey-Rod. Barry Bonds pwns this statistic along with Babe Ruth and Ted Williams.

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Ghey-Rod’s 2009 postseason has been the first one where he hasn’t sucked major ass but he still isn’t the star that some of the other less heralded Yankees were. Players like Jeter, Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui are way cooler under pressure. When I reviewed the Ghey-Rod player card I was surprised to see that his BA (batting average) was over .350 for the playoffs.

Ghey-Rod is finally a World Series champion and I can’t take that away from him. He’ll enjoy the parade up Broadway this year and possibly several more before his career is finished. One of these days I may even come to appreciate his Sabermetric statistics (I doubt that). Meanwhile, the rich keep getting richer. Damn Yankees.

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BKLYN MUSEUM of ART ROCKS OUT!

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

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What the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ has meant to countless weirdos is exactly what ‘Purple Rain’ means to me. It’s a chance for me to sing and dance with one the baddest, funkiest, most hardbody… Yes, I said it, MOST HARDBODY brothers to ever put shit d-d-d-down on these broads.

I don’t say this shit just because Prince Rogers Nelson is my friend on Facebook. I say this shit because Prince has touched more fine tail than the toilets at the Playboy mansion. Prince has beat the seat of of starlets like Kim Basinger, Vanity, Mayte, Olivia Newton-John, Sheila E., Cybil Shepherd, Chaka Khan, Sinead O’Connor (who is fly for a bald chick). I respect that man’s portfolio and I wouldn’t mind coming after him [ll].

Sloppy seconds is all I ever wanted in the first place.

After the movie screens Black Moon’s EVIL DEE will be on the turntables for the always packed out Beaux-Arts ballroom dance party. Make sure to wear some fly purple.

Fux around if you want NYC, this is where I am posting up Saturday nite…

Target 1st Saturdays presents ‘Purple Rain’
Brooklyn Museum of Art
November 7th, 2009 – 7:00pm
Eastern Parkway @ Washington Avenue

40Deez, I see you out there playboy, let’s drop some sponsor on these fools.

Curbing Your Enthusiasms…

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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props to the Internet Goon

Nuevo-Groove Baby Making Music…

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

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What the fux is Nuevo Groove?!? I have no gotdamn idea, but I am sure some asshat sitting in a record company office will love the name. Plus Future Funk was already used for some shit. My folks over at OKayPlayer just turned me on to a band called Gordon Voidwell and they are the leading Nuevo Groove band in America.

The mistake I am making from the outset is trying to describe Gordon Voidwell because all the reference points would be for shit I have heard previously. Shit like Funkadelic, Afrika Bambaata, Prince, Shalamar, Devo all have their own unique sounds and so does Gordon Voidwell. I’m in a place where I can fux with this band right now.

I was feeling that Shafiq/Plug Research mixtape something serious and that joint was all over the place. The Gordon Voidwell ‘Voided Checks’ mixtape stays right in the pocket. That funky pocket, where I keep the “loud pack”, if you can dig where I am coming from. Take a listen to some of these tracks and tell me what you think.


‘Ivy League Circus’


‘Planet Love’ *this mah jammmmm!


‘White Friends’


Das Racist – ‘Shorty Said’ (GV Remix)

Gordon Voidwell fux with Das Racist hardbody. This is why the world is so damn church. The world is a big place, but the folks that operate under the same cosmic sine/cosine frequency is the small subset. We usually find each other one way or another. Now that I’ve found Gordon Voidwell I’m gonna go along for the trip. Are you coming too? [ll]

Gordon Voidwell in concert for FREEEEE!
11.03.09 8:00pm @ Brooklyn Bowl
61 Wythe St.
Cost: $0 – FREE.99

Voided Checks Mixtape – FREEEEEE Download

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NEAL ADAMS: G.O.A.T. Comic Book Artist

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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This is an argument that I don’t mind having with Combat Jack. While he leans towards JACK KIRBY and FRANK MILLER as his top tandem I am an unabashed stan of JOHN BYRNE and NEAL ADAMS.

NEAL ADAMS produced the earliest iconographic comic book artwork that I can remember. It was his work on the Batman that first drew (pun intended) me into comicbooks. Where KIRBY was an artist that was known for giving characters their hyper-musculature ADAMS was more proficient at drawing figures that appeared more lithe and sinewy. In some of the NEAL ADAMS covers Batman appears to be fit more like a swimmer or triathlete.

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I also believe that ADAMS panel designs were the inspiration for rebel artists like FRANK MILLER. ADAMS drew off the page and across panel frames so that your eyes moved with the characters. MILLER would employ this technique later on during his stint at Daredevil especially when illustrating the movement of DD’s baton. ADAMS took great pride in how he helped move the comics forward from their campy place in culture they had been placed in during the 1960’s.

I caught up with NEAL ADAMS at the MarvelFest 2009 in-store event at Forbidden Planet. ADAMS was jovial and jocular. He wanted to know why I was calling him a GOAT on camera. I explained that it meant I considered him one of the greatest of all time. He was down with that.

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I asked NEAL ADAMS what was his inspiration to illustrate characters in the manner he chose which seemed more appropriate for a mag like Heavy Metal than for comic books at the time. ADAMS explained how he felt that comics weren’t being given the serious artisitic consideration he thought they deserved. Part of this had to do with the campy programs like the 1960’s Batman TV series which reduced Batman and Robin to a comedy team from being a crime-fighting duo. ADAMS wanted to put that grit back into their stories.

The storylines he collaborated on for the Green Lantern Green Arrow series are by now legendary. Racism, drug abuse and the disenfranchisement of the poor were all part of those issues. His superheroes not only looked real, they acted real. Marvel gets a lot of credit for being the company that portrayed the humanity within their flawed heroes but much of the credit should be given to the artists who were also activists living through this country’s tumult.

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I talked to ADAMS about his run on the X-Men right before the book went on hiatus. The X-Men comic had never seen artwork like his. ADAMS took us back into the Savage Land and also to do battle with Magneto and the Sentinels. The X-Men title had never had an artist as creative as ADAMS was. He made Marvel Girl the sexiest character in the Marvel pantheon. ADAMS artwork wasn’t enough to save the X-Men book though and he returned to DC Comics to work on Batman and the highly acclaimed GL/GA books.

My favorite part of my interview with ADAMS was when I asked him if Batman really “hit” Rhas Al’Ghul’s daughter Talia. NEAL’s reply was that “Batman definitely hit that, in a good way.” Amen to that NEAL ADAMS.

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