Curb Your Enthusiasm is the only thing you need a television for. That and Adult Swim. I kind of stopped fuxing with Curb after the whole KKKramer incident since it was obvious that those dudes were racist bigots, but there were so many funtimes I had with those racist bigots that I couldn’t stay away forever.
After getting up to speed with this season’s episodes we find that Larry is separated from his wife. For a minute he was dating Vivica Fox, who must have been introduced to him by Wanda Sykes. Larry and Vivica are broken up now because she thinks she saw him cheating on her. Larry is trying to get back with Cheryl now and the scheme he is hatching to do this is a Seinfeld reunion show.
Larry is still the most selfish person on the planet. Curb Your Enthusiasm is still the best show on the television. Watch the latest episode here. Shouts to the Internets Goon.
As the regular season finally comes to a close the Dodgers appear to be limping into the post-season. They begin a three game homestand with their division rivals, the Colorado Rockies, to determine the outright winner of the NL West. The Dodgers magic number is 1 but that might be the hardest number to get coming off a four game losing streak.
MANNY RAMIREZ, the mercurial superstar of the Dodgers has been sidelined for the last two games with a hamstring pull. If the Dodgers are going to come out of the National League for these playoffs then MANNY will have to pull a KIRK GIBSON act from under his dredlocks cap. The question remains who will be the OREL HERSHISER on the hill for L.A. The Dodgers do lead the league in lowest team ERA.
If the MLB post-season started this weekend the American League bracket would be set. The Tigers will come to the new Yankee mall in the south Bronx and the Red Sox fly out to Anaheim. The Tigers don’t stand a chance against this Yankee team and the Red Sox seem to have the Angels figured out. The stage is set for the Yankees to exorcise the recent hex that Boston has hels over them in the playoffs.
The National League bracket isn’t formed yet because the Dodgers or Rockies could end up the champs of the NL West division. The Phillies are last years World Series winners but they hardly look like the team to beat in the NL. The Cards are also uninspiring as the team to come out of the NL. This could be the Dodgers year to get back into the top trophy tilt. If only MANNY could use his women tits medicine for the month of October…
I’m a Cowboys fan, but their new stadium is a disgusting waste of taxpayer money. I’m surprised that it went down in Texas so easily by allowing the local government to spike the taxes, albeit the taxes on tourism. I thought that the conservative body politic in Texas wasn’t for all this excess taxation? That is the appeal of gaining what I call ‘Stadium Status’. People want to have any association whatsoever with these now billion dollar capital construction clusterfucks.
The new Cowboys Stadium takes the cake in my opinion. At nearly a billion and a half dollars this beast of a building is named after a team that will play at best a dozen games in the building annually. Think about that for a minute. Eight regular season home games. Two preseason games and two playoff games if they’re that good. Is it any wonder that the Yankees and the Cowboys are the two wealthiest sports franchises in America? Here are some of the financial details on Cowboys Stadium…
Originally estimated to cost $650 million, the stadium’s current construction cost has been pegged between $1.3 and $1.5 billion, making it one of the most expensive sports venues ever built
The City of Arlington provided over $933 million (including interest) in bonds as funding, and Jones covered any cost overruns. The NFL also provided the Cowboys with an additional $150 million, as per their policy for giving teams a certain lump sum of money for stadium financing
The average ticket to a Cowboys game costs $159.65, a record for the Fan Cost Index survey, which dates to 1991. The New England Patriots previously had the priciest ticket in pro sports and that cost remained the same at $117.84
There is the $150,000 down payment required of season-ticket holders for 30 years of seats — which doesn’t include ticket prices
Suites will range from $100,000 to $500,000 per year. That lease will include tickets to Cowboys games, but not third-party events
On October 20, 2008, Cowboys owner Jones and New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner announced a joint business venture called Legends Hospitality Management LLC which would operate the concessions and merchandising sales at the new Cowboys stadium and at the new Yankee Stadium, along with the stadiums of the Yankees’ minor league affiliates
Former Pizza Hut President Michael Rawlings will run the company from its new headquarters in Newark, New Jersey. The company was also backed by Wall Street investment firm Goldman Sachs and Dallas private equity firm CIC Partners LP
According to the Cowboys, the 20-inch pizzas at the new stadium will cost $60. There will be five different types of pizza available for that price.
Fortunately, beer will still be sold for only $5
Jones’ Cowboys and Steibrenner’s Yankees might be the only people not named CitiBank, JP Morgan, Bank of America, AIG, Lehman Brothers or General Motors who can have their corporate homes subsidized by taxpayers to the tune of over a billion dollars. The socialism in America certainly exists for billionaires. I wonder if the Mexican maintenance workers in the new Cowboys Stadium have health insurance? They prA’li don’t. This is why I’m fuxing with the Jets hardbody this season. At least they have the goods sense to share a building with some other teams.
So ‘Ye Tudda interrupted MTV’s flagship awards program to say that the ‘Single Ladies’ video was one of the “best of all time”. KanYe ain’t neva lie. Especially not after killing a bottle of that brown ‘truth juice’.
This latest KanYe West award ceremony outburst has the TWittter streets all aflutter tweeting. The truth is that KanYe’s statement was on point. BeYonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ video is well designed and choreographed to the tee oh pee. I’m sure the Taylor Swift video has good visuals too, but BeYonce is a fux’n specimen. KanYe and his muse lady Amber Rose were reportedly escorted from the building after his outburst. Who knows? And at the end of the day who the fux cares?
What I did want to talk about was the bottle of brown truth juice that KanYe is advertising on the VMA red carpet. Since ‘Ye Tudda is the Louis Vuitton Don and since Louis Vuitton is the owner of Moet (mo-way) and Hennessy I think it would be naive of us not to think that there wasn’t a corporate placement for this shot. I mean, a man of KanYe’s tastes and means would surely prefer Martell to Hennessy, no?
I was chopping it up on FaceBook with a fellow Commissioner, Jamal7Mile, when the homey pointed me to his weblog site – You Damned Right I Farted!!. By the way, J7M that is the funniest name of all time for a website, kudos. The homey’s latest drop talks about the state imposed timeout he is starting later on today. That is some pill to swallow when you know you are gonna be on lockdown. Your mind goes over all the shit that you could have done to not be in the position you are facing.
I think Jamal7Mile is already on the right path to getting his mind right in the long run. I wish I could say tha same for myself. I am an alcoholic. This doesn’t mean that I get drunk all the time because I don’t, but it does mean that I will seek out opportunities to be intoxicated and make decisions based on those opportunities that affect me long after I have placed down the bottle. I’ve dealt with counseling and rehab before for drugs and drinking. You learn that addiction is a lifelong process. You also learn that you have the power within yourself to overcome your demons.
I wish Jamal7Mile the best on his journey. He can definitely overcome this. No matter where you go brother there YOU are. Keep believing in yourself and keep your head to the sky. Peace.
