Archive for the ‘H.A.M.’ Category

DOOM-OWEEN…

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

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The new weapon of choice for supervillains is a lazerkat.

DP.com Halloween fuxery for your lunchtime viewing pleasure.

EFF YO’ McRIB!

Friday, October 28th, 2011

I had my first McRib evar this week.

H8’d it.

While I had my camera out I got into some other assorted fuckerys in and around NYC.

I’m calling this type of video blogging ‘lifecasting’ because it just reflects all the shit I get into in my daily life.

VACATE WALL STREET!!!

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

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Peep this list of demands from #OccupyWallStreet and kindly note the *nigga please* designations alongside the most reedirk of these demands…

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment. *NIGGA PLEASE*

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment. *NIGGA PLEASE*

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies. *NIGGA PLEASE*

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.

Our whole AmeriKKKan system been based on inequality from the rip. Generation after generation of white has bought into the system lock, stock and barrel with the knowledge that as long as they didn’t intermarry any Blacks they could always be one golden ticket away from having to remember the famine, poverty and plagues that chased them from Europe.

Now #OccupyWallStreet wanna be starting something. Get the fux away from my capitalism #OccupyWallStreet because for every 1000 whites who become middle class there is one Black who gets to join their ranks. I dream of being that one Black someday in the near future, hopefully before these damned protestors ruin it all.

Cam And Cheese…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

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In the early parts of the Not For Long 2011 season the best story in the game is about a Black quarterback who was the number one overall draft pick but his name isn’t Michael Vick.

Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers has been throwing the pigskin for yards on yards on yards even tho’ the Panthers haven’t yet cracked the wins column. I’m betting for Cam to go ham on Jacksonville today. Make sure you drop off your picks before 1pm EST.

Ray J: The Male Amber Rose…

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

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Ray J is like the male Amber Rose. If he fux with you then your ticket is punched. Ray J made Kim Kardashian a star. Remember that time Ray J’s sister killed a bitch with her car? Because Brandy knew Ray J she didn’t have to serve a day in jail.

I’m thinking Fab should fux with Ray J instead of Ne-Yo.

The album might actually come out this time.

[ll] to coming out, natch.