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i.C.z ‘R Kray-Z…

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

dp2ftv

Yeah, I know I look like an insane alcoholic serial killer, but where is the love for insane alcoholic serial killers?

The i.C.’s are hard at work as you read this, bringing their steez to the hardscrabble NYC streets. Well actually, more well-maintained cobblestone than hardscrabble, but we are back on our grizzly while my grizzly (Adams) is still on me.

I won’t be touching my hair until Obama sends me my stimulus check. And this time it better be on some reparations type level and none of that little bitty hundred dollar nonsense. In the meantime and in between time RAFI, CAS and I will investigate exactly who is winning in this economy.

Do I need to get myself an apple cart, or I guess a pretzel cart would be the 2009 equivalent? Don’t get it twisted though everybody isn’t a fiscal sadsack right now and we need to meet the people that are winning when the media says that dark clouds are coming. Just try not to be frightened when I run up on you in the streets.

Smile, you’re an iNternets Celebrity.

CHEA!

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Iron Chic…

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

steve harvey

EMBRY, you’se a fool for this one.

DON’T H8: ROCKY & MUGSY…

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

rocky & mugsy

Don’t H8 the fact that Philadelphia stays losing…

The city of brotherly love is back to their old tricks of shooting people for little to no reason.

rocky & mugsy

The mug on the left is named JAMES JOSEPH CIALELLA and he doesn’t like you to talk when he is watching a movie. He really, really doesn’t like you to talk. I can’t say I blame him either since the cinema in my part of town costs $12 per ticket if you don’t have the hookup.

He told them people to shut up but they ain’t listen to him too tough so he had to pull out the gat and start flat blastin’ fools. Apparently, the ‘Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ is THAT serious.

Since the victim wasn’t killed I can poke fun at everyone right?

Do you remember that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he effs up the bank robber and his henchman? That shit was hilarious. The priceless moment is when Rocky, the gangster tells his henchman Mugsy to “button his lip”.

rocky & mugsy

I imagine this dude James Joseph Cialella told those other moviegoers something like “shaddup shuttin’ up!” just like Rocky told Bugs. The thing about Bugs is that he was smart enough to stop talking when he had the gun stuck in his face.


‘Bugs & Thugs’

DEAR SANTA…

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

santa

“Leave me some good shit!”

Thank you.

-dP

Not For Long: It’s A Wrap!

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

kobus

kobus

kobus

Do not sleep on the Patriots in the post-season. And don’t sleep on dudes who drink too much beer. The guy is a wrap. Just like the 2008 season.

I don’t say this to jinx the current pool leaders who have proven their mettle in this grueling four month iron man marathon called the National Football League season. I appreciate all the time that the poolers invested into putting their respective teams on top. There can only be one though. While the tenth place team (Ernest Borgnine’s Nude Photos) is technically still in the contest I believe that the race is only built now for the top three teams.

1 Onyeocha 127
2 Big Rils 123
2 Playing with My Farvewood 123
4 Roman 119
5 The DubbleUps 117
6 BXpittFAN 114
7 YourMomMadeMyPicks 113
8 Goliano 112
8 The Wall 112
10 Ernest Borgnine’s Nude Photos 111

I am considering a playoff pool similar to the one we ran last year. I haven’t decided yet if there will be a prize though. Maybe just the thrill of the win is all I will be giving away. In any case, thanks to all of you that stuck this thing out. I have a DP Dot Com prize pack for the pooler(s) that had the single best week. Chea!