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Winter Is XTRA Cold In Tha ‘D’

Friday, November 28th, 2008

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With the Lions being the NFL’s worst team of all time and the Pistons being reduced to a non factor in the Association I imagine that this could be one of the coldest winters evar in the ‘D’. Winning sports franchises play a part in keeping the crime rate in check. At least the rate of domestic abuse stays down.

What doesn’t help curb violence in Detroit is the fact that so many people have CPL’s. Better know as concealed pistol licenses, CPL’s are more widespread in Detroit than car insurance cards. But just because you have a license to ill doesn’t mean that you can just get all bucktown any damn place.

If you were wondering whterher you could still shoot shit up at a funeral the answer would be yes, but you can not bring your gat inside of a church with the presiding elder’s signed permission. Peep all the rules and regs for carrying your heatmakers and hellraisers with you throughout the ‘D’. Have a healthy and safe holiday season.

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I just had to run this video again…

Celebrate Cat-Fight Friday…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

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Eat well tonight. Go for lots of carbs and proteins. You are going to need that energy when you are kicking people’s asses tomorrow in the mall parking lots across America.

It is always funny to me the words we choose to describe our states of being. I love that Black Friday, the Friday after Thanksgiving, has several connotations depending on where in the food chain you participate in the day.

Some media outlets say that Black Friday is the busiest shopping day of the year. This isn’t true, it’s just part of the media hype to nudge consumers. The weekends and the day before Christmas are the busiest shopping days, in terms of traffic and receipts.

The ‘Black’ in this Black Friday refers to retailers finally returning to the positive side of their accounting ledgers. That is also more hype. Retailers make money from the American consumer at a dizzying rate. Consumer spending makes up 3/4’s of the U.S. economy. Every payday in America is a Black Friday.

The history behind the term ‘Black Friday’ actually comes from the Philadelphia police department when they were confronted with all the negroes flooding the center city Broad Street district for shopping and revelry the day after Thanksgiving. I always wondered why the ‘hood treated the Friday like a holiday unto itself. Sheeeeit, we had off from school didn’t we?

Now that I am older I see Black Friday as the greatest day for cat fights and various unsociable nonsense. There will be thousands, if not millions of people out and about who don’t normally leave their homes or enclaves. Psychopaths, deviants, retards, cripples and mostly just people that hate other people will be in the presence of other people.

I feel like taking my camera out into the streets to document the madness, but I will need both hands to fight with people.

FATED >>> FADED

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

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So by the time you read this drop I will be at my day job after another night of not sleeping in order to churn out drops on this site and a column for the evil empire.

*If anyone catches me on the Twitter or G-Chat this week at 5am please call Blackwater and tell them to come kill me.

What the hell am I fading my ass for? Seriously? Meanwhile I am waiting at the mailbox for my September check like a fucking derelict crackhead.

I definitely appreciate the time you all take to come here and talk shit with me, but if I wasn’t on these interwebs y’all still would be. My problem is that I have been competing for your attention with the entire internets. I’m never gonna win that fight. As a matter of fact, I’ve started to lose seriously. My health is fucked the fuck up. I’m about to put the die in diet. I’ve got to get my shit back together again.

Hopefully the trip to Atlanta will help me find my center again. The first thing I decided to do for myself was to leave my BlacBook at the crib. I have a PC in mom’s basement anyhoo, but the fact that I haven’t turned this laptop off in several months means there is some psychological shit at work on my brain. Separation anxiety has prA’li already set in for me knowing that I will be without my favorite tool [ll] for a week.

I will still up some fresh new content to the page for all you hardbody DP Dot Com readers like ERNIE. Who can cajol me in one sentence, compliment in yet another one before finally cursing me out. Thanks ERNIE. This fanboy video is for you…

I was fucking with the ‘Love Lockdown’ track from the jump. Shit reminded me of Marshall Jefferson’s ‘Move Your Body’. That reminded me of after-hours nightspots in NYC and all the pretty ladies in biker shorts that I jacked my body with.

My final pitch for the ‘808s & Heartbreak’ album is for you all to understand that at the end of the day Hip-Hop music is the expression of soul using the first two instruments – the drum and the voice. The 808 drum machine contains a myriad number of artificial drum sounds which not only imitate the drum but elevate the instrument.

The auto-tune vocal pitch corrector, or vocoder for those of you like myself who don’t give a fuck allows the human to become a woodwind or horn based instrument. What is freaky about this is the fact that horns, flutes and woodwinds were designed to imitate the voices of animals. Back to the future themes are all around us.

The album ‘808s & Heartbreak’ is totally Hip-Hop. It is a celebration of the drum and the voice. Alpha and Omega bitches.

Imagine the chemical act of transforming a solid object into liquid form, then crystallizing that liquid. Now crush those crystals into a fine dust and sprinkle that dust onto your Cuban sandwich.

It’s 5 fucking a.m. and my ass is faded.

Kanye West is fated.

BLACK DYNAMITE

Monday, November 24th, 2008

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I never took a minute to properly salute the comedic vision of RUDY RAY MOORE. He is surely part of the bridge of trickster poets from the motherland that begat rap musicians style for verbal expression.

I think this film will be a fitting sendoff.

My favorite line at the end of this NSFW trailer is when the narrator says, “Rated Arrrah!”

UnKut Hearts Supergirls 2

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

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Just when you thought that you had enough, UnKut brings you more super powered heat for that anus [ll].

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Call me silly if you want to but up until I saw these pics of Powerwoman with the photo hanging in the background I hadn’t realized that these weren’t the actual superheroines.

Nice heels though.

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