Why didn’t they have these chicks when I was really into collecting comic books?
How about going in on two super ladies?
I can’t even imagine having two super powered chicks frustrated with me because I bust off before my pants came down.
Hopefully they would just let me sit in the corner and watch them.
If you leave women alone for a minute they lose their fucking minds. Even the most beautiful woman on the planet has to be complimented daily or she will start tripping. Take for instance our good friend Marvelous Mo. If someone didn’t tell her everyday that she was gorgeous you know she would have her face tatted up like MIKE TYSON. I think women were this way always.
So I just found out that the latest trend in cosmetic surgery is for a part of the body that no one hardly sees and whoever is looking directly at it already realizes the inherent beauty of it.
Labiaplasty bitches!
WTF is going on ladies? Having cosmetic surgery on the pussy lips is officially crazy. Don’t you bitches know that you don’t have to PAY for this? Just move to Africa. It’s called genital mutilation. The only chick that should be having reconstructive pussy surgery is the bitch that formerly owned a penis. Put duct tape over the pause button for that one.
I remember when I found out that women were bleaching their asscracks and I thought that was crazy, but this shit is straight retarded.
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Word ’em up chumps! |
By the way, even though OBAAMA was elected president some of you may still work for white that doesn’t want to see a Black man give it good to a snowflake so watch that last link.
Anyhoo, y’all ladies need to fall back on all this cosmetic surgery. Don’t let these pimp surgeons let you think you aren’t absolutely beautiful exactly as you are.
Saggy pussy lips and the whole nine.
So thanks to my homey JAMES BLAGDEN I enjoyed an evening with Doctor K a/k/a DWIGHT GOODEN.
The trifecta of GOODEN, DARRYL STRAWBERRY and MIKE TYSON will forever be my boyhood superhero troika.
NIKE Sportswear has created a monthly series celebrating the New York athletes that have made the brand iconic. I taped most of the interview between the host CHRIS ISENBERG and the Doc (see below).
Man, I wish I was interviewing the Doc. CHRIS had a shitload of notes but he wasn’t able to catch a consistent flow. Doc is soft spoken and not blustery like I imagine STRAWBERRY to be. You have to tease info out of him. CHRIS didn’t hit this assignment out of the park possibly because he was too young to vividly remember the dominance of the young DWIGHT GOODEN.
Also I think CHRIS is a lifelong Yankees fan.
I could make the same complaint for the organizers because the commemorative poster they gave away wasn’t even the image of DWIGHT pitching the fireball. Anything other than this image is a fail.
At the end of the day this event was a home run because of the concept of pulling these iconic athletes down to the store to hang out and share a slice of their lives. NIKE stays winning.
And I did have a chance to get in a question during the Q & A part of the evening.
I asked DWIGHT which hairstyle best represented Doctor K? Was it the “wet look” care free curl from the 1986 World Champs? Was it the Cameo flat top from the early 90’s? Or was it the short-cropped Ceasar cut that he sported when he pitched in the Bronx for the Evil Empire.
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My money was on the “wet look”. |
BILLY X. SUNDAY says “Bring back B.E.T. Uncut!”
Of all the shitty things that Black Entertainment Television has brought to the game… I LOLz whenever I say “the game” since it makes no fucking sense. What game? Who the fuck cares? The GAME!
Of all the shitty programming that Black Entertainment television brought to our eyeholes there was at least on program which had some redeeming qualities. B.E.T.’S after-hours program Uncut was where you could see some raw shit go down on a creative level. That is where I saw my homey, the Mighty Casey, premiere his video for the song ‘White Girlz’. Casey was a visionary. Now if he had made a video called Hawaiian Girlz he would have been from outer space. Those are the baddest bitches on the planet. In my mind I was flown out to Hawaii in the G.O.O.D. music corporate jet for a listening session of 808’s & Heartbreaks. When I arrived this sexy Hawaiian chick put a lei on me and then I went to my hotel and she and her crew put a lay on me.
I have Technicolor dreams and that is why I stay winning on you chumps. But check it, the point of this drop is what ever happened to the tremendous synergy between the pr0n industry and cRap music? Did the trillion dollar skin flick game decide that they would lose money by hooking up with rappers? Methinks so. Here it is you can’t even give away good rap albums nowadays but fools are buying up pr0n like pussy was about to go extinct. If you were a struggling a rapper with a two pound cock my advice would be to smarten up and get into the movie business. Word to Magic Johnson. [ll] to weighing another man’s johnson. [ll] to a man named Magic Johnson.
88 Keys new album the ‘The Death Of Adam’ is a celebration of the vagina. Let’s face it, what is on everybody’s minds nowadays – the vagina. Didn’t the visionary lady scarf wearing rapper Jim Jones just preview his new album on some performance art steez a la ‘Vagina Monologues’? I swear I read that from Miss Info somewhere. Anyhoo, I just watched the ‘Pop Champagne’ remix video with DipSet and they were pouring champagne all over each other’s tight white tee shirts and I realized that this video needed to have some x-rated shit in it instead of these dudes pouring liquor on each other like Tupac did to those hoes in that Jodeci video.
BTW, you already know that I hate Tupac’s rapping ability, but can we all agree that pouring champagne on ho’s >>>> pouring champagne on bros? I give Tupac points for at least that.
So what do you humps think chased the pr0n industry away from cRap music?
Was it all the misogyny and violence?
Or was there a shortage of talent?
If you know what I’m saying?
[ll] to this entire drop.
It’s getting down to the wire as both campaigns are pulling out all the stops. Let there be no vote uncounted in this election. If JOHN McCAIN wants the regular guy votes then BARACK OBAAMA will get the “special people” ballots.
LET’s GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLLLLLLLE!
video courtesy of iFux