Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

Kiss Of Death To Mets’ Season…

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

Fred Wilpon, the owner of the New York Mets went on a tirade with a reporter and threw some of his teams better players under the bus. The funny thing is that most Mets fans will agree with his assessment of his team and the players in question.

I been knew David Wright wasn’t THE dude. I been knew Jose Reyes wasn’t THE kid. I been knew that Carlos Beltran wasn’t THE man. What I didn’t know was that the Mets were so deep in their pockets to Bernie Madoff that his ponzi scheme collapse would cripple this team worse than if Isiah Thomas had been the general manager.

The Mets took $5.9million due to Bobby Bonilla in 1999 and stretched it into 25 annual $1million payments. WTF?!? Oh I get it. The interest and returns on that $5.5 was going to pay for the Bonilla annuity payment. Bernie Madoff literally made the fux off. Wilpon has taken an emergency loan from MLB to cover some of his operating costs but the clock is ticking on his line of credit.

Looks like the Mets will be under new off field management before the season ends.

Schwarze Negger = Black Plowman…

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Do you remember in 2008 when Arnold Schwarzenegger was criticized for referring to a Latina legislator in California as hot-blooded?

Dude knew how spanish chicks got down because he already had a latin baby momma even before he took his seat in the Golden State governor’s mansion. Schwarzenegger was apparently taking the ‘plowman’ part of his surname to heart.

If you love schadenfreude as much as me you will love to see all the Republican lawmakers crawl out from their fox(news)holes throw Arnold under the political bus. Just a few short years ago he was a political darling in the Republican party. There were even some movements afoot to put him in the direction of the White House.

As long as Republican’s push a moral agenda alongside their xenophobia they will be losers because for the most part they are all philandering, homosexual criminals.

Queens In The Zone…

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

zoning

NYC’s most rapidly expanding corridor, population wise, is along the run of the #7 train from Queens Boulevard to Roosevelt Avenue. The city is moving to allow the Zoning board to change the regulations along this corridor to ‘UP’ zone the area.

I don’t mind that at all since the corridor has adequate mass transportation and infrastructure options to move the people around. Waterworks and utility service upgrades are much easier along the corridor since Queens Boulevard is a major wide thoroughfare.

That development has to occur the minute the city moves to add more people to the area unlike the lagging infrastructure development in Corona. The city grows with the sufficient movement of water(clean and dirty) and people.

African Strongman Sunglass Swag…

Monday, March 7th, 2011

khadafi

No matter how the supremacist media spells this dude’s name he stays rocking some fresh shades.

KHADAFI

GHADAFI

KADAFFI

GADDAFI

khadafi
khadafi
khadafi

What the fux is good with all of dude’s military regalia? Does he have a framed photo on his lapel? Sonn isn’t crazy, but he is definitely ill.

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Cruella De’Vil…

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

cathie black

Disney themselves couldn’t have picked a better villainess to tear asunder the NYC Board of Education.

For crissakes, her name is Cathie BLACK!