Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

NYC’s Bittersweet Business Deals…

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

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The image above is from an NYC Health Department subway ad eschewing the consumption of sweetened beverages. The artwork makes the beverage appear to be the iconic lemon flavored ice tea from Snapple? WTF?!? Wasn’t Snapple embedded in a multi-million dollar partnership with NYC, and more specifically the NYC Department of Education?

Not that I think you should take heed to every press release that comes down the pike, but this shit was major news when it dropped several years ago. Snapple became the “official beverage” brand for NYC. Snapple vending machines were installed in city agencies throughout the five boroughs. And schools also because when you aren’t allowed to leave school grounds for a quarter water or a bag of chips you can at least copp yourself a $1 can of Snapple.

Unfortunately for NYC, the deal wasn’t as sweet as the Snapple drinks are. So now Snapple gets thrown under the proverbial bus(a B25 I imagine) because the city is undergoing a policy shift in the war against the poor. City Hall thinks that if poor people stop drinking as much sody pops and sweetened beverages maybe there won’t be as much diabetes in the ‘hood. This idea is a fail also.

Let’s smarten up NaS and realize that poor people consume crap for one reason. It’s all we can afford. We grow to like the shit after buying it for generations. but if I could afford Kumbucha drinks I would copp those instead. For the same 16ozs. of a healthier beverage priced at $3 or more I can buy myself a Tropical Fantasy for $.50 and get the most sugar per 8oz. serving available. Those are the real decisions that poor people have to make.

Why is public policy always about threatening poor people?

Because the war on the poor continues unabated.

RANT SOME?

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

cobra commander

Cosplay is cool and the whole nine and I even give dude props on the costume details but f’real tho’, anything less than beating the brakes off this bad little Baroness is teh ghey.

I decided to clip and paste some of my TWitter rants in a continuation of the discussion on the Candy Makes Criminals clusterfux. By the way, almond caramel clusterfux are teh sheet.

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Come and hang with me on teh TWitters. My new TWit ID is called RANT_SUM because, well, obviously.

Like Taking Candy From A Baby…

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

now n later

I’m upset this story has been circulated throughout the press…

Study Connects Candy to Crime

The biggest flaw in western culture is that we never target the actual cause of a problem. We only address the symptoms and expect to create cures. Why else do we have millions of medicines? Each is created to target a symptom of an affliction. Heaven forbid we should actually cure a disease. There’s no profit in that. Curing people of what ails them reeks of socialism. Giving folks a pill to stop their runny nose is called capitalism. That pill will stop the post-nasal drip but the side effects are erectile dysfunction. No worries because you can buy a pill for that too. The side effects of the second pill are blindness.

We don’t have a pill for that.

Yet.

Candy and its sweet goodness does not make for criminals, but living in poverty does. And living in poverty usually means that you make the decisions you are socio-economically programmed to make. If the bodega on the corner even sold fresh apples you wouldn’t buy one because for the same cost as the apple you could purchase a bag of potato chips and a package of apple flavored Now-n-Laters. Sure, everyone is personally responsible for the choices they make in the bodega (I’m agreeing with the respectable negroes here) but from the standpoint of value perception: one bag of salt and vinegar chips x a pack of Now-n-Laters x one quarter water >>> two(2) apples.

The problem is STILL poverty. Not the candy, not the sugar, not the poor dietary choices. Those are the symptoms of poverty. Until we address the real inequities in how we educate people, in how we train them to be viable in society and in how we provide those opportunities to manifest the prior vocational info people will continue to have candy for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Scientists will continue to have their shoddy studies touted as proof positive and the Chicago’s of the western world will slowly become bereft of Chico Stixx. One can only hope that DERRION ALBERT at least had the chance to enjoy one final box of Lemonheads before his demise from the side effects of poverty.

The Pause [ll] Podcast…

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

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Put this on your thing.

No fishsticks…

Giving Praise To The Golden Calf…

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

golden calf

Wall Street is back on their bullshit.

Everyone is all excited that the stock market appears to be rebounding but no one is asking how it was accomplished.

Maybe it was the stimulus package issued from Washington D.C.?

Actually it was the i.C.’s and their willingness to stimulate ANOTHER package. [ll]