Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

Putting The Pee In Politricks…

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

pee

^ Only in Africa could this beverage be better than water.

Yo, on the reals…

Eff the two douchebags visiting the president to come up on free beers. Neither of those dudes, Professor Gates or Sargeant Jim Crow deserve the honor. They are both douchebag bigots. Here’s my TWitter thread from 5am…

“Obama is a swagger jacker. I started the internets popularity of BYOB BBQ’s. Now Obama has a Bring Your Own Bigot beer party. Biter.”

“The cop is an authoritarian bigot. He thinks everyone should kneel down to police badge and gun [ll]. PrA’li a fag.”

“The professor is an intellectual bigot. He thinks everyone should respect his degrees and academic shit.”

“And let’s be absolutely 100 percent clear on this one fact. The professor and the police officer BOTH hate the SAME Blacks.”

“Lets not think that race doesn’t have a pretext in the discussion however. Most of us don’t get hung up on that issue though primarily.”

“Both parties were dewshs for different reasons. One, because he had a gun and the other because his uzi weighs a ton.”

“Lastly, their choices of beer sucked the ass that dewshbaggs only know how to suck. No Heinekin Darks or Negro Modelos for these asshats?”

pee

The White House 2012: Resigned To Failure…

Monday, July 27th, 2009

palin

As the star of SARAH PALIN continues to fade further into obscurity we are left with the awesome quote from her spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton…

“I cannot express enough there is no plan after July 26. There is absolutely no plan,”


You said it sister.

Save Our Twitter…

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

twittercat

Every time you listen to a DP.com podcast you save a Twitter kitten (Twitten) from being abused by a BlackPlanet internets.

One day it will all make sense.

Now It Feels Like Summer…

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

brutality

Traditionally, summertime is all about some Black males getting their shit fucked the fuck up by police. I’m just thanking GOD this wasn’t my year. Shit is getting closer to me though.

Brooklyn homeowner shot dead by NYC cop

Vacationing Virginia man killed by Miami police

Man Dies After Detained By Officer

Man firing gun in Philly(suburb) killed by police

This summer it hasn’t even been about young Black males getting merck’d like it was in years past. Now property owners and ninjas on holiday are having their lights turned off. At this rate you prA’li won’t even be able to sleep in your own bed while being Black.

Oh shit. R.I.P. again to STEVE McNAIR

Universal Hardbody Atom Smasher…

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

galactus

I’m sure that most of you have heard of this contraption that was built in Europe to create mini “big bang” effects in order to see how stars are formed? It’s a 17 mile wide, $10 billion dollar atomic particle blaster built under Swirtzerland called the Large Hadron Collider and if the world ends on Wednesday then we know who to blame.

Man is steadily trying to have a discussion with GOD. Would someone please tell man that he has no fucking right asking GOD a gotdamn thing. Who the fuck died and told you that GOD wanted to talk to you? These French Swiss scientists would be better off watching the peloton in the Tour de France cross through the Pyrenees than to seek a direct counsel from that which has no name.

When I start to get a God complex, when I think to curse God for my miserable existence, or the fact that it has rained all summer, or whatever selfish thought comes to my mind I always look back into the book of Job to remind myself of what the fucking deal is. Job, as thoughly pious as he was had no business asking God a single question. Because Job kept it so real God graced him with a reply…

GOD: Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth?

Exactly