Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

Casting My Pod…

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

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I’m still working out the kinks to this whole podcasting aspect of DP.com so bear with me as I try to find some folks to help me push this shit up another level.

Podcast number 2 is in the books. I’m already looking forward to number 3 which will be from Philadelphia co-starring the lovely Chocolate Snowflake (if she so chooses, ol’ girl enjoys her relative anonymity in the course of my DP madness).

I am shipping off to Philly as you read this drop. Someone holler at me and let me know where the Yeezy’s are gonna be.

BLACK COP = COP SHOT…

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

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Now I hope you didn’t come here this morning for some feigned outrage over the killing of this off-duty police officer in East Harlem last week. You won’t be getting that commentary here today or any other day for that matter. OMAR EDWARDS had to die. The police have been looking for him ever since their sketch artist got his first box of #2 pencils.

Internets, I’m about to say some shit that I only want the Blacks that come here to read. If all you good white folks, Asians and assimilated latin people would be so kind to visit my Twitter or YouTube pages for a minute I would be most grateful.

Black people…

Now you damn well know that even you had a reservation towards looking homeboy in the face. Even though he’s DEAD! Can you imagine how that officer felt with this man ten or twenty or fifty yards away from him with a gun in his hand? That smell you are noticing are the endorphins from stark fear. Whether you know it of not that smell now blocks and locks the rest of your senses. You couldn’t hear this cop yelling back he was also a police officer because you are in full-on fear mode.

The boogie man syndrome is fucked the fuck up but it is realer than a motherfucker. Fearing the Black man is some shit we all have to contend with here in America. Fuck it, abroad too. Word to Zwarte Piet. Popular literature and culture has been pushing this agenda for so damn long it is now part of the human genome. At least its embedded deep in our psyche and it ain’t coming out no matter who the president is.

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I just learned that D.W.GRIFFITH made nearly five hundred movies in six years. His legacy doesn’t end with ‘Birth Of A Nation’ because the movie is still playing on the projectile reel. We are all actors in this feature called the ‘Boogie Man Syndrome’. Sometimes we are the tormentors and other times we are the tormented. It all depends who is watching.

NYPD officer DERWIN PANNELL’s role in the crosshairs was sadly reprised by DESMOND ROBINSON and then officer ERIC HERNANDEZ. While only last year CHRISTOPHER RIDLEY was the latest officer to give the boogie man syndrome to fellow police before OMAR EDWARDS FATAL encounter. I don’t have any examples of mistaken identity of white officers, but you prA’li already knew that.

*Someone please let the white folks back in the room*

As I was saying, if Black officers would just wear their children to work in Snugglies maybe we could curb these incidences of, ahem, friendly fire.

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MICHEAL VICK AND THE MISSING LINK…

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

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^^^ Your greatest grandfather!

‘Missing link’ primate likely to stir debate

The missing link for human evolution has been uncovered in Europe. The key factor for mammal development was our ability to bring the ocean on land with us. That and the talent to retain a heating plant inside of our bodies.

The animal credited with being the ‘missing link’ looks something like a crocodile dog. I’m hoping that science will allow us to recreate these animals so that we can study them further, and make them fight in an arena ‘Thunderdome’ stylee.

MICHAEL VICK could emcee the contests. Fuck the football. Croc Dog battles is the future from the past.

TWITTER WARS…

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

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Way back in the day here on DP.com we had a full metal nerd jacket discussion between Amadeo Sogni and 1969 that unraveled the mystery of the military industrial complex in the Star Wars universe…

Follow The Guns, Find The Gangsters…

I brought these same ideas to the Twiiterverse to see if the readers there were intrigued by the parallels of the intergalactic war machine and our own death merchants.

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Join me on the Twitter for more beautifully random fanboy conversations just like the one above.

TEARS OF A CLONE…

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

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Continuing this conversation from an earlier thread…

U.S. Military: Heavily armed and medicated

Thx 2 Polotron for flashing me that link