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Editor’s note: Hip-HopDX’s The Ambassador tells us why she goes in for presidential candidate BARACK OBAAMA. Being a Beltway resident, I wonder if she would consider interning for the Democratic candidate? What if he promised free ganja?

I fucks with Barack Obaama. Not necessarily as a politician, but as a smile inducer. I sadly don’t know too much about his political stance…talk to me after I graduate from college about having time to read up on the political world like that. All I know is that he’s a Black guy that’s running for President who for once in my memory isn’t Al Sharpton (how the fuck do you expect me to trust you when you’re doing LoanMax ads?!). He also gets props from me for coming to speak at my campus, and every single time that he absolutely shouldn’t – Barack spits that real shit, son. Well, as much truth as a politician possibly can. Underhanded bastards.

See, I always gave Bill Clinton props because he held down the country pretty decently (if I remember correctly, I was young as shit), got us out of debt, and wasn’t hated by everybody and their mommas. And he accomplished all that shit while pulling off cheating on his wife at the workplace which also happened to be his place of residence. DAMN. And Hillary looks like one of those straight-laced broads that doesn’t play that shit, so you know he was catching some hell behind the scenes for that one. I wonder what his punishment was? Somehow I don’t think having to sleep on the White House couch would really be so bad. But, Barack still has a one-up on our boy Billy – he doesn’t deny his past shenanigans.

Shit, Barack even took a slick shot at Mr. Clinton onetime while speaking in New Hampshire. Remember way back in the day when Clinton said that he smoked but he didn’t inhale? Barack was asked if he inhaled that sweet sticky green, and his response was “I never understood that line. The point was to inhale. That was the point.” That was the most politically
correct way of saying “Ayo, Bill, you’re a waste of weed, man.”


So, keep spittin that real shit, Obama. Keep letting the people know how you went to Islamic school (better known to the white majority as “How to Blow Shit Up” school). It’s not going to get you into office, but at least you’ll get some respect and some street cred in the process.

Oh, and for all of you that are like me and are too busy with life (or reading DP Dot Com) to be bothered with learning about the candidates’ platforms: Barack is “open” to the idea of medicinal marijuana if it’s the best way to relieve pain and suffering. Holla!

	The Ambassador says… “And if you don’t know, now you know.”