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A Letter From The Management…

Thursday, March 8th, 2012

Atlanta what is GOOD?!

I’m back in the basement for ‘dukes birthday and I’m taking a minute to recharge my programme. The game has gotten crazy for me in the last few months. The Internets Celebs movement has fallen off, but Sneaker Fiends Unite! is taking off. I’m still not making any bread, but at least I’m getting free sneakers. That’s gotta count for something?

I’m still overdue to self-publish my story ‘The Transformation’. I’m looking for the passion to finish that project. I just got the idea to read some of the classic drops on these pages to remind myself why I do this thing in the first place. Hopefully I’ll find my original voice in those stories. I’m searching Internets. I’m searching…

In the meantime and in between time I’m gonna try and make the jump from Atlanta to Austin (via San Antonio, what up Jerz?!?) for the South by Southwest goings ons. Looks like its gonna be a supreme clusterfuck in Texas for that festival. The ICs tried to crack that scene for a couple of years, but we couldn’t get any love from the SxSW organizers. Some people just don’t like the way we use the word ‘Internets’.

Here’s the part of the show every 6 months where I remind y’all to click on the PrA’li button over to the right of this page. Your contribution to the PrA’li fund isn’t simply to establish the word PrA’li as the logical replacement for the outdated word ‘probably’, but your donation will help send me to the SxSW festival AND more importantly I will also buy a human genome stem cell incubator so that I can start production of my DP.com blogging clones.

CHEA!

LOVE IS…

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

A warm girlfriend…

Going To The Maul…

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Reason #2593 why Chocolate Snowflake is better than your girlfriend…

We are going to see The Phantom Menace in 3-D tonite.

CHEA!

Happy New Year Internets!

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

I wish I could invite all of y’all to come thru Chocolate Snowflake’s crib to help me eat this retahded apple pie she baked. She had this ginormous bag of apples from the farmer’s market on Flatbush (Grand Army Plaza) and I was like, “what the fux are you gonna do with them apples?!?”

Well Internets, how you like them apples?

INTERconnected NETworkS…

Friday, December 30th, 2011

Check out some of the interconnected networks (internets) which have featured your boy DP this week…

MTV Hive: Dallas Penn’s Active Action Figures — Q&A

Oakley & Allen: The Starting 5 w/Dallas Penn

Them’s The Vagaries: #29 – Monster Blood III