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THE WRITER’s GUILD STRIKES OUT…

Monday, January 7th, 2008

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My Writer’s Guild cap = virtually worthless…

For most intensive purposes the Writer’s Guild strike has been a striking failure. The daily fake news shows and late night talk shows will be aired live again starting today before the striking writers have reached any agreements with the production studios.

This sucks on so many levels I can’t even begin to count them. Firstly, trade unions are reeling nationwide because their membership no longer cares about the next generation of tradesmen that will inherit these unions in the future.

Surely there was a lack of credible union leadership being expressed from the Writer’s Guild management but at the end of the day these tradesmen needed to take a stand for themselves and their rights. Evidently the wealth inside of the WGA membership has turned these men into mice.

I will continue to forge ahead with content and information created directly for the internets, but I am reminded that if I ever receive the opportunity to expand my platform it will be under the provisions outside of my control. The writers have ceded their intellectual property over to the studios for rebroadcast on any platform the studios choose.

Residuals have paid many mortgages to homes that people would otherwise not be able to afford and put many a kid through an expensive college that they probably didn’t deserve to go to either. I normally champion the cause that refutes privilege and dismantles the status quo. The only reason these writers deserved to win this fight was not because they are a noble courageous lot, which they are not, but because the studios already have more money than they know what to do with.

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT…

Friday, January 4th, 2008

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The continued dip in the stock market today wasn’t blamed on the sub-prime mortgage lending crisis or the escalating price of a barrel of oil Today’s stock market nemesis is the rising rate of unemployment in the United States. If somebody doesn’t pay attention and quickly we will be on some third world country shit where people are ferried around the places in taxicab bicycles.

Oh.

pedicab

The shit I am finding interesting is how many people are reportedly not even showing up for job interviews. WTF?!? That ain’t cool, unless you are really rich and your job interview is at some philanthropy organization you established in order to give away your money. That makes no sense right? Well that’s my point.

Employers increasingly jilted by job seekers

One of the biggest reasons I can imagine for people to juke a job interview is because the position being offered is straight up trash. But even then I wonder why people applied in the first place? Do unemployment benefits remain available for people that only schedule job interviews? It’s difficult for me to take a stand and bitch about corporate greed and outsourcing when more Americans are blowing off the initial stage of the hiring process.

I think companies need to review their benefit packages in order to make their businesses more attractive to people who might otherwise just stay in the parent’s basements. Consider some of these provisions…

  • Casual Mondays – flip flops and sweatpants are all good
  • 24-hr Cable TV Feeds – I’m predicting tremendous productivity during the commercial breaks
  • 3-Day Work Week – Send them home after 72 straight hours because they stink like ass
  • Free McDonald’s Lunch – No lunch for you if you work at McDonald’s
  • Nude Fridays – What is more casual than nothing at all?
  • POLITRICKS 2008: Iowa Is A State Of Denial…

    Friday, January 4th, 2008

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    I’m not about to bigg up BARACK OBAAMA just because of his primary win in Iowa. Albeit, it was historical that a mulatto won a primary there for the first time. Let’s see if that fool DJIMON HONSOU could win a primary in Iowa? I don’t think so.

    The reason that I don’t support OBAAMA has nothing to do with some ‘crabs in the barrel’ post-slavery mentality. I would have voted for X and MLK Jr. if I had the choice. My biggest objection to OBAAMA is that he opposes universal healthcare for all Americans. The pharmaceutical industrial complex and the insurance rackets definitely have their wallets over BARACK.

    Most of us don’t worry about our health too tough since we are young and strong right now. I’ve experienced the other side of the coin however because my mother suffers from multiple-sclerosis. As her condition has accelerated it has compromised her mobility and her lifestyle. My mother’s M-S requires her to take a shitload of medications. This is America.

    The pharma-industrial complex charges insurance companies exorbitant fees for their medication and insurance companies in turn increase our premiums and co-pays for these medicines. These two entities run unchecked and unregulated thanks to senators and congressmen who are lobbied to the tune of BILLIONS. My government is leaving me out to dry as a guinea pig or worse to the forces of big medicine.

    Universal healthcare could change this situation, but no presidential candidates are stepping forward to champion this cause. Why does a nation like Cuba have a healthcare system that pwns America yet they don’t have enough money nationally to import automobiles that aren’t less than fifty years old? Where are the morality advocates to protest for the U.S.’ treatment of the infirmed?

    POLITRICKS 2008: Sex, Lies & Videotapes…

    Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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    I’m anxious for the new year just to see how much more shit will be unearthed from the administration of G DUBBZ. The latest, greatest scandal regarding the disappearance and probable destruction of the videotapes made by the C.I.A. documenting their techniques of witness information interrogation has been as tragically comical and hypocritical as anything before it.

    Can you imagine how gruesome those tapes must have been in order for the C.I.A. to have to destroy them? Waterboarding? Ha! More like water sports and sodomy. Abu Ghirab was just a taste[ll] of what some of these suspects would come to face at the hands of pervy contractors. These contractors were so hard up for sex that they were raping American co-eds as soon as a new batch touched in Baghdad. Put that same aggression into interrogating arab peoples and you already know how it was really going down.

    2 Girls, 1 Cup? Nope. That would be an instructional video for Christian missionaries. How about 2 Insurgents, 1 Horny Hung Camel, 1 Moldy Baclava and a Barrel of Oil? Let me see if I can find the URL for that one (BTW, you need to know that EVERYTHING is available on video through the Kurdish black market).

    Extra [ll] and extremely NSFW

    Clip from missing CIA torture tapes

    Gunned Down In An Islamabad Bucktown…

    Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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    Pakistani government opposition leader BENAZHIR BHUTTO learns the hard way that fucking with the C.I.A. is worse for your health than fucking with Mother Nature. The world now has one less female presidential candidate.

    From the New York Times: Bhutto Assassinated in Attack on Rally

    For some insight on why BHUTTO was a target , take a look at MAXINE’s drop here at DP Dot Com, BENAZIR BHUTTO’s Gangster Bitch Chronicles

    The stock market tumbles because someone merc’ked a Pakistani presidential candidate!?! WTF!?!? Are we a third world country now? Let me know now so I can go get my malaria shots.

    The only folks in America that I thought were directly affected by this lady’s death would be the Hindudes that run all the newsstands and the Qwik-E-Marts. Apparently I was wrong…

    Stocks open lower following Bhutto assassination