Somebody need to pour some good shit on the ground for a real pimp. Real pimps don’t have to put the word ‘pimp’ in their names. You already know. Respect the motherfucker that singlehandedly made you change the name of tank top t-shirts.
And don’t pour out no fag ass liquer either. Get that good shit off your top shelf. That Patron motherbitches, because this nigga is only coming back in reruns. Before there was a RICK JAMES, there was an IKE TURNER. Before there was a CHARLIE SHEEN on the scene IKE TURNER was knocking broads unconscious.
There are times when you need to knock a chick the fuck out. I didn’t say hurt her, or even bruise her, but knock her ass the fuck out. Like, “Biiiiiiiiitch! Stop talking that shit, and suck a nigga dick for an outfit”.
And then she might say some shit like, “It must be the money ‘cuz it ain’t yo’ dick!”
Which is all good and then you say, “Work that ass a lil’ harder and this nigga might buy you a Starter.”
And then shorty says some shit about your momma…
You have to knock that chick out and steal her seat while she is asleep. This is the lesson that IKE TURNER taught us. Just look at how well it paid off for TINA TURNER. Her nutbush ass is still wearing mini skirts and high heels at damn near seventy years old. You’d still hit that shit too. I know I would. Not in an IKE TURNER way, but like in the biblical sense.
This drop isn’t posted to make fun of IKE TURNER’s life or death. More than anything this is a realization that during the course of relationships shit can get really physical(no OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN). Respect due to all the women that can take an ass kicking too without resorting to drugs or alcohol to self medicate.
Basically, the masochists. I see y’all out there.
