Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

rice hs

How many prep schools are good enough to have their own signature sneakers? NYC’s Rice high school is that good. Ever since FELIPE LOPEZ appeared on a cover of Sports Illustrated when he was still a prep school phenom Rice High School has been one of the nation’s top factories for young cagers.

This weekend NIKE unveiled the Rice H.S. HyperDunk. I can see NIKE going in for a limited edition shoe for a club team like the Riverside Hawks or even the Bronx Gauchos, but a limited edition shoe for a high school? Then again, the NYC Archdicese is so strapped for cash right now they would prA’li let NIKE post their homoerotic ads in the school rectory [ll].

hyperdunk ad

Biggup to C.S. for reminding me that the HyperDunk ads were at DP Dot Com waaay back when. You bitches at NIKE need to cut that check.

The jury is still out on the HyperDunk shoe since I haven’t bought a pair and everyone I know with the shoe hasn’t worn theirs as yet. I’m interested to see if the new NIKE construction technology is all that. It’s been hyped tremendously but I don’t see the products available on a retail level like that. It could be that the NIKE price point has finally saturated most buyers.

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I can’t front and say that I am not feeling the shoes, but I can’t bring myself to shop for these at the House of Hoops store. HOH is owned and operated by Foot Locker, but HOH does not accept Foot Locker’s Friends and Families discount coupons. What kind of bullshit is that?!? If I wanted 30% off the wack ass shoes that Foot Locker carries I would just go to Delancey Street and but that shit at regulack price.

GTFOHOH!

All Day I Dream About Sales…

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

sale

The worst thing we could do as patriots who pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States would be for us to STOP spending our hard earned money just because the wheels are about to fall off the economy.

Can you imagine how much sooner this would have happened if we had been saving our scrilla since Day 1?

Hey, if there’s a Hell below we are all going to go. Some of us will just be fresher than others.

I’m in the market for a pair Adi Dazzlers since I came up on this sick adidas hoody at A.J. Wright for $20 cent. Earlier in the summer I scored an adidas track jacket at A.J.’s for $14.99. I am beasting out before the rest of you fools get up on my spots. This will be one of my freshest autumns since 1988.

Your boy is still crispy, even after all these years.

tennis

After scoring those Rod Lavers for $20 I couldn’t justify bring these home. C.S. is already swamped in my shoeboxes so I have to make this pick count.

oregon

The Oregon is a blatant summer shoe. I need these to go on super sale before I will copp since I can’t see myself rocking these more than twice during the entire season.

paydirt

I play two-hand touch [ll] in Prospect Park on Saturdays. The Saturdays that I don’t wake up in the haze of a post-drunken stupor (read: never).

kingstons

Someone should smack adidas in the mouth for the reckless pandering. The ‘Kingston Superstar’? Really?!?

jesse owens

Shut my mouth up. This is the kind of pandering I can get my feet into. The ‘Jesse Owens’ will go into my deep storage ice box.

zx750

I don’t care what C.S. says, I HAVE to copp these. Navy and gold are like my favorite colors of all time.

THE NEW CLASSICS…

Friday, September 19th, 2008

lifestyle

Strictly for the lifestyle lovers we got a code from the homey Nerditry so we can copp some of that lifestyle swag on sale for an additional thirty percent off.

The code is – RLFA2008

Plug that into the checkout at Polo.com and you are gravy (no Biggie impersonator).

They have a few of those RL Beijing 2008 I.T.’s on the sale too. Even some jawns for the extra meaty brothers on the Big & Tall page.

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On That 80’s Ish…

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

devo

Just having fun with Y.T.

YouTube that is.

Relax.

* BONUS * BONUS * BONUS * BONUS * BONUS *

Frankie Goes To Hollywood released a video for ‘Relax’ that was banned from emptyV.

Supreme [ll] to the word ‘bone us’.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Grand Muff Palin…

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

palin

Gawker nailed this one so I had to jack they swag, ‘ya deeg!?!