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A Night At The BROOKLYN Museum…

Monday, April 7th, 2008

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There are a whole lot of reasons I could give you for living in New York City. The fresh air, the friendly people, the wildlife, but my favorite reason for living here in New York City is the abundance of museums and cultural institutions. Without these facilities New York City would be just like the place all these hipsters vacated to come here. Prah’lee some crappy ‘burg in Ohio.

The Brooklyn Museum of Art along with the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens and the Brooklyn Central library at Grand Army Plaza make this one stretch of Eastern Parkway possibly the most culturally diverse corridor in the entire city. The library and the gardens are both gravy to the museum. The Brooklyn Museum of Art has a tremendous Egyptian art collection to rival even the city’s most formidable archive at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Plus the BMA has a sweet collection of art from the rest of the African continent along with some great pieces from African American artists.

This KEHINDE WILEY painting greets visitors in the main lobby. I like WILEY’s work because he frames Black men in triumphant and majestic poses. My lady doesn’t care for his shit because he is a fruitbag and he more than likely paints his paramours.

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The big event this past weekend wasn’t just the usual First Saturday party that the museum throws. The opening of an exhibit by the renowned Japanese pop culture artist TAKASHI MURAKAMI has drawn all kinds of acclaim to the museum. Earlier this week the museum threw a private bash for their donors where it was rumored that KanYe West performed.

The opening has also drawn its share of critics as well since one of the biggest donors plans to redevelop a vast plot of acres several blocks from the museum’s steps (*more on this later this week*). There were also some protests from groups who don’t feel like public facilities should be used to promote and distribute privately held brands. MURAKAMI has designed a series of handbags for Louis Vuitton and there was a pop up shop for the luxury goods maker inside of the exhibit. I didn’t really feel a kind of way about this although in the overall sense I felt like we had come to the edge of reasons that a museum should exist for when we are selling luxury key fobs from Louis Vuitton. In the post-literate society that we live in isn’t a book enough of a luxury item?

Anyhoo…

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The MURAKAMI exhibit was interesting and full of excitement and movement. I had never really studied dude’s work except for the popular stuff that you see on the internets. Seeing his painting up close and in person I really got a better understanding for sonn’s artwork. This dude MURAKAMI is fucked the fuck up in the membrane. Sonn might have been abused as a child on some pr0nographic type shit. His paintings and sculptures are rife with phallic imagery and death. Both surreal and grotesque.

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Who am I to bust this guy’s hump over the subject matter he chooses to paint? Japanese folks did get their asses blasted to smithereens some fifty years ago and for those people that remember the event it might still be fresh in their pathology. That is what I translated from the images of mushrooms adorned with all-seeing eyes and decorated with skulls. MURAKAMI’s use of color is a really neat diversion too. You think that the scene your viewing is happy, but actually it’s a macabre story of decaptiation.

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I see a lot of parallels in his paintings that coincide with the economic downturn here in the U.S. As we march happily along our debt piles up to the point of crushing us where we stand. At least some of us will have a brightly colored satchel to carry into Hades.

Hell in a handbasket, but not just any old bag, a TAKASHI MURAKAMI x LOUIS VUITTON handbasket.

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Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy dandied up this brother’s vines in order to sell their crap.

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A section from one of my favorite pieces had these images throwing up into the mouths of characters below. Methinks that 2girls1cup owes this man some guap.

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This security guard was hiding behind a grotesque sculpture waiting to pounce on anyone taking pictures.

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DP, 40 DAWG and TY the emcee

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ThinkTank Marketing along with some of Brooklyn’s finest

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My PARDON ME DUKE family

I know that I don’t have any pics of the hot ladies that were in the building, and trust me, to get all of these negroes out of their mother’s basements there had to be a grip of ladies, but Chocolate Snowflake was on my arm and that shit is unnecessary bad form to be staring at broads when you are out on the town with your bottom bi-. Nah’mean?!?

Blu Cheez Photo Gallery: TAKASHI MURAKAMI EXHIBIT @ THE BROOKLYN MUSEUM OF ART

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Homegirl came with KanYe.

HIT & RUN: The OAKLEY Event…

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

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In New York City, Tuesday is really Friday. In the Bizarro reality world of hanging out and being feted by companies that want to bring their products to the hands of the people that will make their shit fresh the night to party is Tuesday. Mondays and Wednesdays are popoffs as well, but Tuesdays are the truth.

If you are partying in Manhattan at a club or bar on a Friday or Saturday you are losing. I’m not going to tell you to kill yourself, but just understand that you aren’t living in the winner’s circle like me.

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Hammer & Sickle vodka?!? Try to guess where this shit is from? No matter to me, an O.Bama is an O.Bama in my book. After untold rounds of H & S and Red Bull your boy didn’t fall asleep until 6pm Wednesday night.

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Free booze and free giftbags for the gully.

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The artists get their shirt press on. The people line up and wait eagerly.

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DP politics with the fanboys. Free American Apparel t-shirts with original print designs from Todd Jones, Art Chantry and London Police is what’s up.

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The man, the myth, the legend: HASHIM MILLS

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

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I’m going in hard with my SB collection. I’m at the point where I only copp exclusive Dunks. I call these joints my ‘Wheaties’. They’re like wheat bread for your feet bed word to Bruce Jenner.

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And you can hate me now for the fake ostrich skin on the Achilles’ cover.

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* BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS *

More Black Eye Boom Bap Posse Rap Cage Match contestants…


‘Don’t Curse’ – Heavy D, Kool G Rap, Grand Puba, CL Smooth, Big Daddy Kane, Pete Rock & Q-Tip


‘She Wants To Move’ (remix) – Common, Pharrell, Mos Def, DeLa Soul and Q-Tip

rocko Rocko Rocorski says…
“This stuff is really FRESHHHHH!”

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, April 4th, 2008

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So I hope we all read about the survey that says sneaker fiends have a natural disposition towards leadership. What the survey didn’t mention is that when you exceed a dozen pairs annually you are generally disposed to poverty.

Remember the study which found that drinking a glass of red wine every day cut down the chances of you dying from a heart attack. They failed to mention that all the people who drink more than a glass a day are high risk for liver disease. It’s always all about the shit that they DON’T tell us.

Today, I am telling you that I am sneaker beast. A veritable manimal. When I touched down on Monday from Atlanta I decided to stop by my favorite little NIKE SB shop in Queens. This joint is also great for catching a discount on some general release shoes too. In stock were the NIKE SB ‘November Rain Guns & Roses’ Dunk Mid. Why the hell are these shoes called all of that? I don’t know exactly, but what I do know is that these pieces are flavor for that anus [ll].

Suede, patent leather (but not too much), and sick graphics, even on the insole.

If RALPH NADER owned a pair of these I would definitely vote for him.

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Risque Business…

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

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After the First Saturday event at the Brooklyn Museum of Art I will go into Manhattan for what I hope to be an out of this world after party. Brown Girls Burlesque is the name of the show and it is being promoted as a performance that I don’t want to miss.

These ladies are inspired by some of the greatest super heroines of all time. Catwoman, Storm, Aeon Flux, GRACE JONES and PAM GRIER to name a few.

Traditional burlesque shows capture comedic elements and will weave them through all kinds of social taboos and morays. Don’t just be prepared to laugh. Be prepared to laugh at yourself and all the things you thought were important. Burlesque is totally grown folks humor. So you may not get it if you haven’t actually seen the world.

The theme for this performance is super heroines and the people that love them. I like the idea of women putting on stretchy costumes and kicking ass. I’ll let you know how these broads rocked the spot.

Brown Girls Burlesque
The Zipper Factory
336 West 37th Street (btwn 6th & 7th Aves)
$20 – Showtime 11pm

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