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ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SNEAKERS…

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

paris

I was obviously very happy to be there in front of the Gare de Lyon train station in Paris. If you get a few coins gifted to you from Uncle Sam on your tax returns I suggest you take a trip to London or Paris. C.S. and I made that jump only two years ago… Damn, it seems a lot longer now. By hook or crook I am getting my passport stamped again this summer.

Whenever I think of going overseas I think of rocking my adidas. Nike has all my U.S. maneuvers on smash, but as soon as I get to an international airport I have to fucks with the three stripe brand. I’m not saying that I won’t copp an exclusive pair of Nikes if I come across them, word to my UNDFTD Dunks, but you gotta understand that adidas runs the sneaker game everywhere other than the States and Japan.

adidas Originals has been hitting up my e-mail with some promo offers like free shipping and the what not. I don’t need free shipping since the adidas Originals store is on my downtown radar anyhoo. I just have to fall through and get at the bossman Dantana for my i.C. discount. Let’s see what they are working with that might be worth the trip…

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The Decade Hi
I fucks with these for the gold accent and the gumsoles. However, I am changing the lacing to black though because gold laces make me look like I’m trying too hard to bring back kangols and dookie ropes.

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The ZX Air Jamaica
adidas stays representing for the ‘yardboys and ‘yardgirls. Word to MAVIS BAILEY.

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The ZX Stealth
See how the black laces just smooth out the leather upper? This is a nice little shoe to fuck around on some classy, casual shit. You gotta have a pair of kicks that you can wear with a blazer or sportjacket and look like you still mean business.

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The ZX Safety Soles
Nike does this neon green on a lot of their running shoes and adidas does the safety orange. The ZX is a signature styleway platform from adidas that can go really high end depending on what leathers and materials they insert on the shoe.

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The ZX 800
This is what I’m talking about. Premium leather and suede. adidas needs to keep making these joints. Not so much for the next pair…

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The ZX Black History Month
I ain’t mad at adidas because they are trying to fuck around with that Nike clientele. Someone might copp these joints and think they were holding it down for Africa. They’d be wrong though.

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The Rod Laver
Fuck these mesh Rod Lavers. adidas needs to bring back the all leather Lavers with the oxblood soles. I’ll copp two pairs of those joints. The all leather Lavers are one of the gemstones that adorn the Holy Grail of sneaker collecting.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, January 25th, 2008

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Don’t get effed in the A when you go sneaker shopping.

DP Dot Com is helping you get your winter break swagger straight. Add only $5 to the posted pricepoint for your shipping and handling in the continental U.S.

Overseas S/H hit me on the e-mail.

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FOR THE LADIES…

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The BARTLES & JAYMES Engagement Report…

Friday, January 25th, 2008

bartles & jaymes

As of press time, B & J are reportedly still dating…

The Sidewalk Street Hustler Supreme…

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

chukka

A.J. Wright is selling the classic Timberland Chukka for cheap!

Someone needs to do me a favor and take a look inside of their local A.J. Wright.

See if those fools have a size 12.

ernie

If you have visited the comments section here over the last month then you have heard ERNIE talk about the books he is releasing through LuLu dot com. Here’s the one that all we vultures for pop culture have been waiting for…

Rap, Pop and Soul Headshots

Who is in this book?!?

Everyone is in this book.

Crooklyn Dodgers…

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

t.c.

It’s been fifty years since the Dodgers left Brooklyn for the sunny skies of Los Angeles. What they left in their wake were several twenty story apartment buildings filled with people who migrated to Brooklyn because it was a shipping and manufacturing centre. As soon as Ebbets Field Houses were completed all the manufacturing jobs that had made Brooklyn a promised land were gone just like the beloved baseball team. The jobs had left with the ballclub but the people remained.

Two score and four years after JACKIE ROBINSON first graced Crown Heights with his lionheart there was still an electricity on Franklin Avenue. The excitement wasn’t for hardball though, but for hard white cocaine. In the early 1990’s Brooklyn was just like any former manufacturing metropolis that had been forsaken by their corporate stewards. Crack was so pervasive in this neighborhood that it completely eroded what had been a progressively middle-class aspiring community.

Everything was for cheap back then. Drugs and lives. KENNY and I used to link with his homey GARY from Ebbets Houses. G knew all the gates that were in the walk-up tenements that lined Union Street off of Franklin Avenue. We would all go in for several dubsacks and spend the night walking through the streets or riding the Franklin Avenue shuttle blazing el after el back to back. Even on cold winter nights you could find us trooping from St. John’s and F.A. to Ebbets and then into Manhattan.

Since the shuttering of nightclubs like The Fever, Union Square, and then the Latin Quarter there wasn’t anywhere to go and party with your ‘hood crew. There was a downtown scene that hosted Hip-Hop loft parties but you had to have an industry connect to find those popoffs. For a regular weekend we would all just go to the ‘Deuce’. This was the urban experience’s excuse for being a mall rat. New York City hadn’t been totally Disney-fied yet and 42nd Street had become a virtual wasteland. There weren’t enough active theaters to house all the aimless teenagers that congregated in and around Times Square.

Back then you had to have your ski jacket game on some super official rugged armageddon ish. KENNY and I had these ridiculous Gore-Tex jackets by Wilderness Experience. Top that off with a Wigwam knit cap or some Rossignol earwarmers. Guess? was still the jeans wear and Timberland was the mandatory minimum for the concrete canyons. This was our uniform that signified not just our style, but our tribe. Add a backpack to that set if you were still in a boosting New York state of mind.

My mind just flashed back as I took the subway home tonight. I transferred to the downtown #2 train at Times Square and I saw the crush of kids making their way up to 42nd Street. The energy of the city remains vibrant while the desperation of hardcore drug addiction has ebbed to only the poorest sections of the city like Hunts Point and East New York. As I exited the subway at Franklin Avenue I looked down the hill towards Ebbets Field. Not too much has changed when you look at the building facades but this is the NEW post-crack, post-riots, post-GIULIANI Crown Heights.

You just have to peel away the shiny new veneer. The old dread isn’t on St. John’s and F.A. any longer. There’s a new building going up on Eastern Parkway. G still rests in Ebbets Houses though. I will give him a ring tonight to see if he wants to take a walk around. Maybe put something in the atmosphere in remembrance of KENNY. In remembrance of yesterday.

t.c.