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TIMBERLAND = Hip-Hop’s G.O.A.T. Sneaker…

Monday, December 31st, 2007

trapped in the closet

Bury me in these…

A while back on XXL, BILLY X. SUNDAY talked about rap music’s best sneaker styles and without question the classic wheat colored Timberland was second only to the Air Jordan. It was after further review I realized that because Jordan brand Nikes have sooooo many different issuances and colorways that the G.O.A.T. Hip-Hop sneaker has to the Timberland boot.

I don’t consider sneakers to be qualified simply as rubber soled athletic shoes. Sneakers are the shoes that Black folks wear to place themselves in a tribe. How many of us wear athletic shoes to do things that are athletic? Or even aerobic for that matter? So how many people wear the classic wheat work boot to actually put in work? Unless of course your job is to wear jeans and stand on a corner.

The classic heat Timberland is ubiquitous in urban neighborhoods during the winter and is considered by some to be a four season shoe when worn with shorts and a long white t-shirt during the summer. I have a pair in my archive that contain specific instructions to only be placed on feet prior to my burial in the Earth. It’s not like you can get more than four(4) crispy appearances with these shoes on before you get a random scuff or oil mark.

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My favorite all purpose utility Timberland is the 3/4 field boot. I copped these ‘Chocolate Bars’ at the A.J. Wright in Hempstead for forty cent($40). These shoes are super comfortable and their medium height keeps your feet dry without the excessive leg commitment required from a higher shoe. They are also lighter than the the average work boot because of the airfoam core inside of the soles. The field boot is definitely one of Timberland’s signature styles, but they have hurt their legendary status in recent years by bastardizing the boots for urban consumption.

The appeal of Timberland since my youth has been the fact that these shoes were ridiculously rugged. I still own a pair of the original elephant skin 40 Belows. They were called the Iditarod superboot. Since then I have bought Timberland boots that were made to last. Shouts go out to JEFF and SID SCHWARZ for mailing me a pair of Italian crafted Tims for free. The best element of Timberland had been the design ethos that all you will ever need is one pair. You should recognize them for being environmentally conscious before it was a fad.

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trapped in the closet

Timberland caught hell a few years ago when one of the founders made the statement that their boots weren’t made for people to wear standing on a corner. The carpetbagger Black leadership rallied around these remarks and called them code for saying that Timberland doesn’t care about Black people (no G DUBBZ). This was a low blow to the company that has already given millions of dollars to charity organizations that fund anti-poverty and anti-illiteracy movements. The truth is that Black people never bought Timberlands in the first place to stand on the corner.

Black folks are savvy consumers, but the so-called Black leadership likes to portray us as perpetual victims. Black people, along with white(gasp), originally bought Timberland boots because these shits are the most well made shoes ever and they were originally made right here in the United States. It pisses me off sometimes when everything related to Black people is either as victims or ne’er do wells, and then some loud mouth jig more than likely wearing a perm starts talking in rhyme about white racism.

I’m the last person here to make an apology for any corporation or person that is part of the plan for supremacy. Timberland just makes great shoes and they stand behind their work, and they gave a fuck about the environment before it was a fashion statement like a yellow fucking ribbon on your lapel. You don’t have to be like me and own twenty pairs of Timberland boots, because all you need to have is one pair, but if you don’t have any… You just might not be Hip-Hop.

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Capitalism And The Black Boogieman…

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

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Since even before the motion picture ‘Birth Of A Nation’ debuted this country, hell, Western civilization for that matter, has promoted the notion that the African male is a supernatural demon. The idea has been incorporated into children’s holiday folklore like the story of our friend, Zwarte Piet, and it finds itself in media and publications dating back as early as the 16th century.

I would surmise that the ascension of capitalism on the whole is intertwined with the objectification and degradation of the Black male. It works on many different levels and it serves these dual purposes equally well. Firstly, when the resources of Africa were being plundered and the indigenous peoples were being subjugated and colonized, how were the colonists to justify their supposed Christian ideals for historical sake if they did not demonize the African? How do you justify theft, rape and outright murder in the prism of religion? You can if you make the victim the devil.

I am fast forwarding the discussion to the present tense because the same vein of persecution is administered throughout Western civilization’s popular culture. Black men are still portrayed as the hounds from Hell (no Michael Vick) who require an exorcism in order to accept the values of society. This is a theme repeated ad nauseam in contemporary music when the only stories relating to a Black man’s life describe violence from insufferable poverty. Worse than the violence that is alluded to in contemporary culture is the actual apathy that is encouraged through visual and audio media. No one else in the U.S., other than poor people, are cultivated to seek contentment when shit is so fucked the fuck up. Even pigs leave the mud sometimes, don’t they?

I have to bear some of the blame for the negative image of Black men. I am partly responsible for this due to some of the poor decisions that I made when I was a teenager. But, what comes first? The young, uninformed mind, or a multi-billion dollar campaign of misinformation that persuades young people to eschew the values of education, honesty and community? I agree that individual responsibility MUST be a component for us to restore our communities in 2008 and beyond, but EVERYONE must accept their responsibility for this change, including the children that profit from the system of supremacy.

Reshaping the content delivered by entertainment companies is long overdue anyhoo. Can we create a form of capitalism that doesn’t require exploitation and deprecation? Can we wrest the creation of art from the control of corporations? Art should not equal entertainment without education. Why must education and entertainment remain mutually exclusive propositions? These are the questions that we have to solve in 2008. If not then, when? If not us, who? The Black community is still filling prisons and morgues faster than schools and we ALL must work to stem this tide.

boogieman The BoogieMan says…
Go in on this Newsweek article linked below.

The Search for Thugs


DP Dot Com Football Pool Pick ‘Em Final Week…

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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The 2007 DP Dot Com Football Pool generated by Yahoo has been good money. I wish the games were played more often. Bigg up to the Nah’Right collective that held it down for the entire season. I see you out there about to blow[ll] FUXXX, as always, thanks to my connect BELIZE, and the new homey Furiou$tylez.

We had the Philly representatives putting in work this season, CANDICE and ZILLA ROCCA were in and around the top poolers for much of the season. Respect to DART ADAMS of Poisonous Paragraphs dot com. DART does his thing-thing on the bloggy tip everyday.

I don’t like to crit my peoples on their creative output but DART, could you pull some of the wattage off your page? Every time I try to load up your spot from my box here in my crib my shit has a heart attack. If I get a raise from XXL next year I am buying myself a new computer because DART will post more images and music than my G4 can manage.

DUBBLE UP, you are in the driver’s seat homey. Good luck, I hope you win because you have been leaving comments here and playing every contest I have run for as long as I can remember. Good luck to all of you poolers. Stay tuned for the DP Dot Com x NCAA Final Four March Madness bracket. You already know that’s another pair of *FREE* Nike Dunks going out to the winner.

Here’s the list of poolers still mathematically eligible to win the tournament…

DubbleUP 124
Patriot Games 122
Are1 121
bears rule 119
BurDenDer 117
alex2.0_is_stuck_in_neutral 115
Hello Belize 114
Furiou$tylez & BadNewsBears 114
Zilla Rocca 112
noGrossman 112
Godson Across the Belly…iFux 111
53 Centers 111
Desert Sole 110
Behind Bars Bengals 110
Angry Citizen 108

ARE1, bears rule and NO GROSSMAN have been the hottest poolers since Wk. 13 so this contest is still anybody’s best guess.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

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Editor’s note: One of the blogosphere’s hottest Hip-Hop writers, SFU Westside rep Meka Soul does the two-step when discussing the twelve step addiction of his affectation.

Confessions Of A Sneaker Fiend

Hello everyone. My name is Meka Soul and I think I have a problem.

See, I’ve been a fiend for the almighty amalgamation of leather, rubber, suede and nubuck for well over five years now. I may never be as fanatical as some of my other brethren are, but my incessant lust for the sneaker has at times unfortunately replaced the thrill of finding a woman to stab. It’s okay though because when I get rich I will swim in all the white meat I can eat.

Back when my mother used to put a perm in my hair so that the barber could cut through it easier (which would explain why I have locks now), I’d rock my Airwalks and Pro Wings as if I had come up on some exclusive SBs for cheap. Shit, I even treated my Patrick Ewing sneakers like they were limited edition Jordan’s. You couldn’t tell me shit about those clown shoes.

It all changed for me when I hit college, however. While I still didn’t give a shit about the clothes I rocked, I remember when I stepped inside a Foot Locker and fell in love with a pair of metallic silver Nike Air Max Plus shoes. Like the first time you bed a very freaky gurl ([||], no Gucci Mane), I got open like Black Moon.

It was a slow process, though. At first I’d get any old kick from the retail spots. It was’nt until my boy put me onto game with this low key store in Long Beach called Proper that I experienced my first, full-blown taste of the sneaker night life. The walls were lined with shoes I’d never even seen before! After that trip it was like two pins and a Doobie – it was a wrap.

A few years (and a couple dozen pairs) later, I’ve ascended into the world of sneaker fanaticism. I hit up sites, I lounge with store owners, and I’ve even done interviews with a few peoples. My shoe collection once ballooned into over 30 pairs. I managed to whittle it down to about 15, but the lure still hovers over my head like the smell crispy leather and unworn insoles when you first crack open a box of Dunks.

Eventually I know this insatiable desire will give way once I find a woman who’s foolishly willing to accept my Igbo love seeds, but until then I’ll be rocking my Kill White Tee with my Lucky 7 Dunks.

Which one do you think goes best?

DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk. 15

Monday, December 17th, 2007

miami

So Miami isn’t going to go winless this season?

Do you think RAY LEWIS is somewhere in Miami stabbing someone to death as we speak?

I’ll also wager that Alex2.0 came pretty close to blowing a complete stranger. She really, REALLY goes in hard for the ‘Phins.

The DP Dot Com Football Pool is all over the place. There are two more weeks to play with a veritable logjam [ll] at the top of the scoreboard. Here are my unofficial adjustments to the Top 10 poolers…

DubbleUP 114
Patriot Games 113
Are1 110
bears rule 109
alex2.0_is_stuck_in_neutral 108
BurDenDer 108
Furiou$tylez & BadNewsBears 108
Zilla Rocca 107
Hello Belize 106
53 Centers 104
Desert Sole 104
Godson Across the Belly…iFux 102

There are several poolers that are in the 90-100pt range as well and they are all mathematically still in the contest so don’t stop making your picks. You don’t want these free sneakers to just fall into anyone’s hands do you?