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Rebel Music On The Planet Of Brooklyn…

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

afro punk

Celebrate Indepence Day by supporting independent music and the movement of rebellion. Kill your Black Entertainment television.

For a solid week the planet of Brooklyn will be home to some of the most progressive, trendsetting musicians you can hear right now. Don’t get it twisted, the Afro Punk movement is Hip-Hop. More Hip-Hop than your T.V. sets or your radio since all that shit is programmed by the Tall Israelis anyhoo.

The Afro Punk Film and Music Festival is your chance to catch my favorite band GAME Rebellion as well as some other tight groups do their thing with a swing and swagger that only comes from cooking a gumbo filled with Public Enemy, The Clash, Bad Brains, Big Daddy Kane and FishBone to name a few, but it ain’t just music either party people. Afro Punk is a lifestyle bitches! Take a look at all the events that are popping off this week.

AFRO PUNK Dot Com

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Afro Punk Brooklyn Block Party
Sunday July 1st 12pm-5pm
Clinton Street (between Willoughby and Myrtle Aves)
DJ RICH MEDINA on the set
bring your children
*FREE – FREE – FREE – FREE – FREE – FREE – FREE – FREE*

GAME Rebellion Live In Concert!
Thurs July 5th 8pm
SouthPaw
125 Fifth Avenue

also featuring…
CX KidTronik
Whole Wheat Bread
The Objex

Brooklyn Museum of Art ‘Target First Saturdays’
Saturday July 7th 5pm-11pm
Eastern Parkway at Washington Avenue
Afro Punk Festival wrap concert featuring…
The Exit
Dragons of Zynth
The Smyrk,
with DJ sets by CX Kidtronik and King Cole

Go to AfroPunk.com for more info on the film festival and other performers.

BROOKLYN STAND UP!

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

richies

My peeps at Richie’s on the world famous Delancey Street are having a summertime sale on some hot kicks and I thought I’d put you folks on in case you were considering an upgrade to your footgame swagger.

As usual my focus is centered around my favorite shoe, the NIKE Dunk, but I have some Air Max 90’s in the mix as well as some flavor for all the ladies too. All the kicks for men are $50 and the ladies joints are $40. The shipping for these sneakers will be a flat $8 per pair. Take a look at the lineup and if you smell anything holler back at the kid.

black fives

NIKE Dunks Hi – Black Fives pack
These joints were part of the Black Fives series of Dunks released this spring.

bicycle

NIKE Dunks Lo – Bicycle pack
Somebody asked me for these before. Well now is the time to copp them.

tweed

NIKE Dunks Lo – Tweed pack

electric

NIKE Dunk Lo – Electric Circus pack

6.0

NIKE Dunk Lo – 6.0 pack
The 6.0 series is favored by skateboarders because of all the padding that is on the inside of these shoes.

6.0

NIKE Dunk Lo – 6.0 pack

court force

NIKE Court Force Lo
An excellent basketball or hardcourt tennis shoe in an interesting colorway. I wouldn’t try to match these with anything, but that’s because they go with everything.

am 90

NIKE Air Max 90 LE

am 90

NIKE Air Max 90 Premium

black fives

NIKE Air Max 90 Premium – Wood Panel pack
I might have to copp these jawnts only because I already have the Wood Panel Dunks.

whites

Ladies NIKE Dunk Lo
Ladies, take out your bobby socks and your all white tennis outfit.

electric

Ladies NIKE Dunk Lo – Electric Circus pack
Anything looks good on a woman’s foot.

dragons

Ladies NIKE Dunk Lo – Samurai pack

am 90

Ladies NIKE Air Max 90 LE

White Is The New Black…

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

viva la white girl

Summertime is in effect and you know what that means…

White girls will be getting their tans right by all means necessary.

I feel a little bad for all the nappy headed ho’s, er, I mean my beautiful Black Nubian sisters since white girls are really serious about this Black girl booty shit they have been on. I mean, can you imagine the best of both worlds? Black girl shaped booty and real white girl blonde hair and not that yaki weave from the Korean beauty spot.

Another sexy thing about white broads is how hardbody they are becoming. PARIS HILTON is in the pen right now getting a teardrop tattoed under her eye. Black chicks on the other hand, not so much on the hardbody meter. Foxy Brown just got her ass demo’ed and then she ran and snitched to the police in her deaf voice (damn, my bad INGA, two Foxy Brown disses in the same day, I need to step my game up and shit on Lil’ Kim sometime too). This is why I am telling y’all that white is the new Black. They are back to housing shit like in 1492. Wait until these Russian broads come to this country. Them chicks is built like DOLF LUNDGREN.

For this summer I am definitely bigging up all the redhead white meat with the ginger hued pubes. Blonde action is always good to go, but I think that redheaded chicks never get the respect due for their freaky nature. Yeah, that’s the shit I’m on this summer…


GYM CLASS HEROES – ‘Viva La White Girl’

viva la white girl

viva la white girl

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

dutchs

The inspiration for this latest pair of collectible Dunks comes from a source that is a prerequisite in every Bodega that you will enter. The honey vanilla Dutch Master cigar is the best way to get your pifferachi right. The honey flavor makes your greens taste like sugary spinach. I must have been on some ish too when I went to the NIKE Design Studio at 255 Elizabeth Street. The new program at NIKE I.D. has uncovered yet another designer leather material that I couldn’t say no to. You already know the kid is an addict. Shout out to all the addicts here in America and abroad. May GOD bless us.

So peep game… Not only do I have the Inka leather on the uppers in a smoothed out cognac and cactus colorway, I have cognac on the midsole and the cupsole matches the swoosh. Three words – Kah-Ray-Zee! Shouts to VOODOO RAY at NIKE I.D. It won’t stop because it don’t stop.

dutchs

dutchs

dutchs

dutchs

dutchs

dutchs

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, June 18th, 2007

dirty pair

S.F.U. crew! I forgot to tell you what is popping off at the Toyota Yaris website. Your boy DALLAS PENN is competing for the dopest custom sneaker design on the East coast. A pair of exclusive DP Dot Com NIKE Dunks are in the running but right now we are in last place. DP Dot Com is the future and I know you won’t let us stay in last place for long.

  • Visit the Yaris website and open it up
  • Click the link that says ‘boom bap the vote
  • On the right side of your screen is the link for the sneaker competition – click it to enter
  • Select the SOUTH region bracket
  • Vote for the DP Dot Com ‘Dirty Pair‘ NIKE Dunks
  • *P.S. You can vote as often as you like.

    dirty pair

    dirty pair