Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

skater boy

NIKE presents the Blue Ribbon Sports line of DALLASPENN.COM tee shirts featuring skaterboy.

Blue Ribbon Sports was the original name for NIKE back in the early 1960’s. NIKE has released a limited edition run of apparel that reflects the heritage of that early spirit.

skater boy t

skater boy t

I finish my set off with a pair of suede NL Dunks. I can sell you a set for a $125 including the socks.

Challah back.

nl dunks

nl dunks

nl dunks

nl dunks

GUESS WHO’s BIZZZACK!!!

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

janet

On the heels of her successful return to the pop music charts its been announced that JANET JACKSON and JERMAINE DUPRI will be getting married in the autumn of this year.

I decided to ask my Macintosh, Mr.COMPUTO, to create a rendering of what their offspring might look like if JANET decided to have another child.

lizard baby

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

pirate

Now don’t get it twisted, I’d still hit it (LISA BONET), but it would have to be strictly backshots.

image inspiration via readers at CONCRETE LOOP.

BILLY SUNDAY GONE TANNIN’

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

chillin'

As if we needed any more color. See y’all on the flip side.

She-Hulk Returns…

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

she hulk

Guess who’s back to wearing a tennis mini-skirt?

Feast on this JOHN McENROE you homo hump.

serena