Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

The 2006 She-Man Prom Photo Album

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

shim

You demanded it. Your overwhelming enthusiasm with the annual H.A.M. awards has forced BLU CHEEZ to dig further into the internets for the kind of content that you, the viewer, wants to see. Really crazy people living really crazy lives doing really crazy things. On Sunday at the commencement for Spelman College, BILL COSBY was telling Black women to ‘man up’ since all the bothers are in prison now. Guess what BILL, they all aren’t in prison, but the sisters still need to man up because the fellas are dressing down. I blame white tees.

I don’t know what to say to BLU CHEEZ about this collection. It is disturbing on several different levels. You are compelled to stare at it like a car accident. Trying to make heads (no B.B.) or tails (extra no B.B.) out of the wreckage. This was evidently a special event because the scenery appears hand made and not store bought. Maybe it was a graduation ceremony and these students are moving up to a newer, larger, more prestigious academy where they will be taught the special art of ‘tucking’ and ‘sashaying’.

Maybe it’s just a bunch of trannies who rented an auditorium and decided to do things up the only way they know how – absolutely fabulous.

The 2006 She-Man Prom Photo Album

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

allen illy

NBA superstar ALLEN IVERSON shows us the side of his hand that he uses to discipline his wife.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

volcano

From deep in the center of the Earth I present to you, the DALLASPENN.COM ‘HEATROX A.M.’95’

heatrox 95s

Ohmigod the hits keep coming from the NIKE Design Studio. You can officially hate me now. The series of shoes designed at the studio is getting sicker and sicker. The A.M. ’95s are covered in the studios’ exclusive leather and the altitude green ‘swoosh’ is still reppin’ for each shoe in the series.

heatrox 95s

heatrox 95s

The A.M. 95’s have massive street cred because most of y’all youngbloods was just turning into teenagers when they first dropped. DALLASPENN.COM is the formatted hard drive for everything F.R.E.S.H. so you know we had to copp a pair of these jawns.

heatrox 95s
heatrox 95s
heatrox 95s

The next series at the design studio will feature Dunks and Air Force 1’s. If you think you’re ready to change the game then holler at me. I will be hosting a Dunk party at the design studio.

Message To L-BREEZE: It’s The Shoes!

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

dwntwn cleve

I suggest to L-BOOGIE that he should switch up the zapatos if he doesn’t want to get swept by the re-incarnated Bad Boys.

l-breeze af1s

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: EIGHTBALL EGGHEADS

Monday, May 8th, 2006

8head

Fuck a forehead, these clowns have 8-heads