Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

ebony and ivory

The King of the Jigs is having a black and white cookie for Valentine’s Day.

HO SIT DOWN!

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

whudatskank?

Who is this skank? Who in the world told her it was that kind of party? This is my problem with Black women…

There was not one single white woman that did this pose as she entered the auditorium for the Grammy Awards presentation. I am sure that there weren’t any Mexican women doing this pose either, but that could be because the Latins have their own separate Grammy awards. I think that they’re called the Abuelitas but you should check that with Tony.

So I’m asking who raised this broad up so that when she would have her best chance to signify who she was as a person (fuck the whole Black shit for a second), this is what comes to her mind? I blame Black women. It’s not like I could blame the men anyhoo. Black women, it is time for y’all to stop putting yourselves on these red carpets like something from the Westminster Dog Show. Flashing your posteriors as if that is the best of what you bring to the table.

So even if your azz is you best azzet (intended) it is time for y’all to sit on it. You are embarrassing me, and most of all you are embarrassing yourself

ALICIA KEYS = Drag Queen

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

puttin' on the ritz

Guess who decided to put on some lipstick and a dress for a night out on the town???

Grammy loves you fiercely bitch.

“JOHN is Special…”

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

special

As quoted by the afore-mentioned ALICIA KEYS…

“He’s special. He’s a person that plays and sings and writes his own music, he’s not trying to keep up with the Joneses.”

The JONESES huh, Miss KEYS?!? I don’t know about y’all but I think I smell a catfight between ALICIA and KELIS.

mrs jones

And I don’t know if KELIS is wearing any drawls either because I know she hates to wear bras.

LISA RAYE Gives Good Head…

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

head nurse

Do you think that ol’ boy called off the wedding because she was always reading his mind?