You don’t have to believe me if you don’t want to, but let these pictures speak to your inner drumbledore.
Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category
HARRY POTTER is The Gay Seed of Satan
Sunday, December 4th, 2005Ex-Football Star is Arrested For Using Improper Ebonics
Friday, December 2nd, 2005
Of all the things that former Dallas Cowboys all-pro receiver MICHAEL IRVIN should be arrested for, like dressing like a dimestore zootsuit pimp or looking like a kooky coked out hustler, he has to go and get pinched for improper usage of Ebonics.
Over the Thanksgiving weekend, MICHAEL was pulled over by police when his car was spotted speeding. A search of his vehicle yielded drug paraphrenalia. When questioned about the ownership of said items, MICHAEL responded by saying that they belonged to his ‘brother’, upon afterwhich he was detained.
The correct response to the police query should have been ‘brotha’. That’s spelled B-R-O-T-H-A.
The 2005 H.A.M. Pageant Rolls On…
Monday, November 28th, 2005
You asked for more so here it goes. Another helping of fresh H.A.M. And when I say fresh I mean F.R.E.S.H.
Vote early and often for the winners of the 2005 1st Annual H.A.M. Pageant.
SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS
Monday, November 28th, 2005JIGGAMAN’s diary entry for October 14, 2005…
“When NAS said that I could borrow his jacket I was exstatic(sic). I realized that we could be friends again. He made my song cry.”
MARIAH Said What?!?
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
If critics have problems with my personal life, it’s their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it’s the charts that count.
Click below to view BLU CHEEZ’ photo album
MARIAH CAREY: A Tragic Mulatto’s story told through pictures.