My brother Dirty Jerz thinks he can compete with the king of the comeup game. The truth is that he can’t. No one can. I have given my whole credit history to the game.
On my way to submit some returns to Macy*s for store credit I came upon some redonkulously priced cable knit sweaters. The V-neck varsity joint will help me look spiffy in my jeans and green bottom Rod Lavers.
From $245 to $19.99 and you still don’t think I’m the comeup king?
The cable knit cardigan is so sick with it and look at what the original MSRP was? Dayyyyyyyum! This is a killer comeup at 94% off.
Jerz and I both agree that you can’t be considered a comeup unless the markdown is at least 60% off of that retailer’s original ticket price. Since Macy*s starts with the Polo Ralph Lauren ticket these prices are banana bread. As a matter of fact, even for Marshall’s these would be great prices.
