Archive for the ‘Hollyweird’ Category

History Always Gets White Washed…

Friday, September 30th, 2011

surfer dudes

Chocolate Snowflake took me to catch a flick about Black surfers called ‘White Wash‘. As you might imagine the whole surfboard shit is some Black bullshit. Turns out Africans have been on some wave riding shit for a basically forever. It’s how the Africans got to Australia and subsequently how the Australians found themselves in the Pacific Islands.

Sure, Africans did everything first, but how the movie transported the sport or even the recreation of surfing to modern times was fascinating. Blacks always have a hard time doing shit because white doesn’t trust them. Would you? Eventually this white shit is gonna have to wind itself down and that includes watersports [ll] and conversely boardsports.

Snowboarding, skateboarding and surfboarding will all get taken over by Blacks as soon as Blacks get access to the mountainside, the halfpipe and the beach. Just look at Sal Masakela. That dude went and skipped the line and is even hosting shows and submitting commentary on boardsporting events. The idea I left the movie with is that eventually everything will belong to white so just have fun with it while you can.

I.C.’s Cheakover C.I.

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

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The I.C.’s takeover Coney Island this weekend like as if we are the Warriors.

Oh and yeah, the Warriors will be screened on Saturday night.

CHEA!

I Won’t Rock Alligator Boots…

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

gator

Kanye West exec-produced this adult muppet show fiasco called ‘Alligator Boots’ (shouts at Ti$@?) which ended up being cancelled.

I think they have too many puppets representing ‘Black’ people with too few actual Blacks in the production studio. I hate to hear motherfuckers say ‘urban’ and ‘edge’ too much.

Those should be code words for ‘we’re actually a bunch of white privileged douchebags who voyeur Black people mannerisms and ascribe them to all Blacks but we listen to Run-DMC so its cool’ type motherfuxers.

You be the judge…

Kanye West & Rhymefest – Alligator Boots (Behind The Scenes) (2011)

Pollyn featuring Roc Marciano – ‘Cold Sweat’

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

pollyn

Roc Marciano isn’t like most rappers who are afraid to collaborate with non-HipHop acts because Roc has no fear and only one gear which points him towards going hard or getting the fux out the game.

Peep this joint with Roc Marciano lacing the track from the L.A. trio Pollyn’s latest project. They call this joint ‘Cold Sweat’.


Pollyn featuring Roc Marciano – ‘Cold Sweat’

And don’t forget this banger Roc blazed with them wild boys Das Racist…


Das Racist feat. Roc Marciano – ‘Roc Marciano Joint’

Ray J: The Male Amber Rose…

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

ray J

Ray J is like the male Amber Rose. If he fux with you then your ticket is punched. Ray J made Kim Kardashian a star. Remember that time Ray J’s sister killed a bitch with her car? Because Brandy knew Ray J she didn’t have to serve a day in jail.

I’m thinking Fab should fux with Ray J instead of Ne-Yo.

The album might actually come out this time.

[ll] to coming out, natch.