Archive for the ‘Hollyweird’ Category

Tapdancing For His Dollars…

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

What exactly did Tracy Morgan say for the Velvet Mafia to come after him so hard? [ll] of course to the gheys coming after him while hard.

You know a Black dude has money when he can be accused of being homophobic. Back when Tracy Morgan was still trying to eke out a career from the comedy clubs on 125th Street and his entourage was mostly faggots we never heard a peep from him.

I still don’t see why the gheys should be mad with him? Tracy Morgan shaves his moustache and keeps his hair cropped short so that ladywigs fit nicely on his skull. Tracy dresses up like a lady even more than Tyler Perry. This man’s part-time job might be putting baby powder on Lorne Michaels nuttsachs.

Dallas Puts The Heat On Ice…

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Haha. It appears some bandwagon Heat fan has taken umbrage with the Miami meltdown and tossed their limited edition LeBron James kicks into the round file. Unfortunately for Miami it was the only thing related to LeBron James last niight that went INTO a basket.

LeBron didn’t have a poor shooting line, altho’ he made most of his shots in the 1st half. James was quiet in the final period. The real controversy brewing in Miami however isn’t even about James lackluster late game playoff performances, but the fact that he has six(6) toes on his right foot.

So the question I have is how many toes does LeBroad James need to have on his feet just to hit a clutch basket in an elimination playoff game?

BREAK4TRUTH * BREAK4TRUTH * BREAK4TRUTH

JaySmooth breaks down the unspoken truth of the sports industrial complex

Video: Doppelgangaz – ‘Like What Like Me’

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

The Doppelgangaz are one of my guilty rap pleasures. They’re subversive rap sneaker fiends. Hypebeasts of the highest order.

I’m gonna do a Jordan collection video with them one of these days.

But for now… WATCH.

The Walking Dead Prequel?

Saturday, June 11th, 2011

This is how it all begins…

Deadly Fungus Strikes Joplin Tornado Survivors, Volunteers

Slacker King Epic Turns 25…

Saturday, June 11th, 2011

I just realized that I have framed my entire adult life after the movie ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’.

This movie never gets old even tho’ it gets older every year.

Rest in slackitude John Hughes.