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KICKS ASS!

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

kick ass

I know you can accuse me of excessive fanboy hyperbole for a number of things that appear on this page from sneakers to Raekwon, but when I tell you that ‘Kick Ass’ is the movie that the medium was created for I really mean it. I’m already making my plans for going back to see the film several times. It is a moviehouse delight to have an ‘OH SHIT!’ moment with several hundred other people.

Aaron Johnson is the young actor in the lead role who goes from a nerdy high school nobody into a crime fighting vigilante that gets beat up himself even more than he beats up criminals. Nicolas Cage(who I enjoyed in this role as much as his part in ‘Raising Arizona’) plays a revenge minded ex-cop. The movie’s biggest star is ultimately the smallest performer. Chloe Moretz is Cage’s potty mouthed pint sized partner and she is an assassin on the level of Elektra, for those of you familiar with the Frank Miller reference.

‘Kick Ass’ was developed from a comicbook title of the same name. It was written with all the self-referential comic nerd snark that made The Dark Knight Returns one of my favorite comic series of all time. ‘Kick Ass’ knows it’s insane and yet it still feels real because everyone is giving their acting performance in real time.

Fux any review that tells you this film is too violent. It isn’t. No one gets beheaded, impaled, dismembered or microwaved who doesn’t somehow deserve that treatment. And I promise that you will cheer as loudly as I did when some badguy gets offed. You may even laugh louder than I did. I’m gonna be checking this flick again on Tuesday in the proper mindset (shouts to 4/20).

The film that I closely relate ‘Kick Ass’ to is Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Kill Bill’ which I watched for the first time last week, true story. The idea of honorable revenge at any cost has been a theme of all my favorite kung-fu flicks. ‘Kick Ass’ takes those films and mixes in the action and dialogue of the Adam West Batman series to deliver some totally unlikely and completely lovable heroes.

But see ‘Kick Ass’ for the utter enjoyment of Hit Girl’s sailor mouth and broad sword mayhem.

kick ass

Kick-Ass >>> Watchmen

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

kick ass

Mark my words…

I’ll post the review as soon as I get back home.

SOUL SLAM: PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

prince vs mj

And you say New York City…

It’s that time of year again where my folks from KeiStar do what they do and give you a night of the most memorable music you ever heard. Please act like you know…


KeiStar Productions Presents

Saturday April 17, 2010

* SOUL SLAM (XV) MICHAEL JACKSON & PRINCE *

Celebrating The Life & Legacy Of Our Greatest Icon!

MICHAEL JACKSON
(1958-2009 R.I.P)

* THE KING OF POP With His Royal Clan *

&

Honoring

THE PRINCE With His Disciples

Music By DJ SPINNA

@ BLVD – CRASH MANSION *3 Floors Of Dancing* (NYC)
199 Bowery (Between Spring & Rivington Sts) NYC

DOORS 10PM-4AM / $20 Advance Tickets – More At The Door /
21 & Over- ID Required

Tickets Available Online @
www.brownpapertickets.com/event/104464

& @
-Fat Beats (NYC) 406 6th Avenue (Corner of 8th Street) 212.673.3883
-Pieces (BKLYN) 671 Vanderbilt Ave (Corner Of Park Pl.) 718.857.7211

Respect The ‘Skin He’s In…

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

mcnabb

Twenty two years ago a quarterback who had been left for dead led the Washington Redskins to a Super Bowl victory over the John Elway led Denver Broncos.

Will the Doug Williams’ storyline become the Donovan McNabb redux?

The Redskins needed this trade worse than the Eagles needed McNabb.

The Redskins needed respectability in the league, at least the NFC East.

Internets Celebrities F.I.T. Club…

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

ic fit club

The opening salvo has been issued from Rafi Kam to me so I will in turn issue my reply to all of y’all.

You wanna see it?

Click the link below…

http://internetscelebrities.com