Why are these people being allowed to kill music? Forget the moonwalk conspiracy for a moment and focus on the reality that the Black Eye Peas are ruining any remaining credibility to Hip-Hop and to the delicious taste of black eyed peas!
*as an aside, you MUST use fatback if you are making hoppin-john*
Good gravy I watched these clowns on Saturday Night Live this past weekend and they blew my mind at how horrible they were as performers. They were simply a collection of bouncing buffoons repeating vapid single line nursery rhymes. I know they have sold tens of millions of records but that belabors the point that the world is filled with people no smarter than assmunch.
The fact that these fucks are listed in Wikipedia as a Hip-Hop band is the problem I am having. They are like Milli Vanilli without the suicide (yet, oh God please hear me). This chick Fergie is closer to being 50yrs old than she is to being 30. I’ve seen her hands and them shits look gnarled. Someone might say that is from her years as a hardcore drug abuser but I think its just the fact that she as old as fux and doesn’t take well to moisturization.
The person we really need to be saved from is Will.I.Am. He isn’t just complicit in ruining rap music as a fake Timbaland producer but he is ruining comicbook franchises too. His casting in the Wolverine movie was a sire spot for me this past summer. If you thought Wale or Kid Cudi were bad for Hip-Hop then you must recognize the Black Eyed peas as the anti-Christ. Who will save our Hip-Hop now that NaS is buying beats from Will.I.Am?
