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VIBE: No Eulogy Req. It Was Always Dead To Me…

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

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I am definitely going to miss this crazy fool.

There has been a lot of internets press around the closure of Vibe magazine. It’s as though we are seeing some institution shutter their doors. This was far from Lehman Bros. but people are talking so I thought I should add my thoughts to the discussion. Vibe magazine was pretty though. I remember when this young chick in the neighborhood had Lupus and she punched out. Vibe wasn’t like that. Vibe was more like the pretty chick who gave head to everyone and then got hit by the Q66 on Northern Blvd. chasing down a trick. That is more like Vibe’s epitaph.

I wonder why other publications don’t throw themselves out the window like Vibe did, but then I realize that other mags have a totally different direction. They recognize trands but don’t try to court them irresponsibly. When I look at a magazine like Jet I see that it is 180 degrees from the direction that Vibe was pointing. If there was ever a magazine that could kill themselves because the business model was no longer viable it would be Jet. I used to love the Jet centerfold but those features are corny and dated by today’s standards that describe women with only a string of material running up their behinds.

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Jet photoshoots mean that even the sultry celebrity chanteuse will have some underwear on. Jet has never tried to appeal to the popular shock market shlock. And why not? Publisher’s dignity I suppose. I can’t really call it. All I know is that I promised myself to never again pick up a Vibe to read when they published that cover of a naked KEYSHIA COLE. It wasn’t shocking to me. It was wrong and gratuitous. It was like watching B.E.T. in 2009 and all the performers were Black people wearing Blackface. I saw KEYSHIA in a studio surrounded and naked. I could hear the publisher of Vibe laughing at me.

So maybe the Vibe cover doesn’t say those things to you. Maybe I’m a bit sensitive too. A lot of folks have defended the Vibe covers of COLE and CIARA as simply being artistic and provocative. I wonder why Jet didn’t take the provocative artistic role with KEYSHIA COLE when they had their cover story with her. They managed to still find a vintage look for her without disrobing her and frying her hair blonde. Maybe this why Vibe had to die? When you make a mockery of the artists that you are entrusted to be the caretaker for then you aren’t needed in this industry any longer.

Goodbye Vibe, and good riddance.

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BRING YOUR OWN BEATMAKER…

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

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When J.Period said that he would spin at the 1st Annual Bring Your Own Blogger BBQ is the moment that I could hear the space shuttle taking off. J.Period is one of the subjects for the DP.com ‘Fanboyz Unite!’ webisodes.

*P.S. I feel like a Dewshy McDeucester everytime I say “webisode”.

J.Period just happens to be one of the deejays that fux with the Roots as much as I do. If you haven’t downloaded his special free mixtapes for the BYOB BBQ please do so. Or quietly kill yourself in scalding hot water in your shower.

J.Period can go from creating the definitive volume of LAURYN HILL music to scoring official major motion picture film trailers like Street Kings and American Gangster and then video games like Tony Hawk’s Motion and DJ Hero. J.Period is a gamer fanboy supreme which we will see in his ‘Fanboyz Unite!’ video.

J is also one of the deejays active in breaking new music across the Hip-Hop genre. Tune in to J.Period’s Truelements Radio channel sponsored by Toyota Scion. Speaking of hybrids… J.Period’s mixtape of hybrid rock-rap group Game Rebellion called ‘Searching For Rick Rubin’ was tha’ sheet.

The Bring Your Own Blogger BBQ is proud to have J.Period as one of our deejays. Bring your own beatmaker out this Saturday and chill with us.

BRING YOUR OWN BREASTS…

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

adrienne barbeau

When I told someone that they could bring any ‘B’ they wanted to the BYOB BBQ their reply was to bring breasts. Definitely bring your own breasts. The ones you were born with or even the ones you have a receipt for. Those are yours too although I suppose all breasts belong to GOD technically.

I caught a flashback of the OG breasts that I dreamed about named ADRIENNE BARBEAU. She was a fave of director JOHN CARPENTER and he pretty much cast her in all of his films. Even as she got older she remained close to my heart by becoming the voice of Catwoman/Selina Kyle in the Batman: Animated Series episodes.

Back to the matter at hand… (ha!)

The Bring Your Own Blogger BBQ is going down something serious. The promotional tour continues 2nite from 8pm-10pm when Combat Jack and I visit the studios of PNC Radio where the event is being hosted. Make sure that you tune in to hear us get our internets radio on. Pretty soon satellite and terrestrial radio will have to bow down to us internets. Just like I used to get down on my knees for Mz.BARBEAU.

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DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

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MANNY RAMIREZ looks to be getting back to being MANNY RAMIREZ after serving the 50 game suspension that MLB imposed on him for having a bottle of prescribed estrogen.

Even if MANNY RAMIREZ is planning on going back to the Dominican Republic in the off-season to grow ladytits he is making his presence felt during this season in the field. 9 RBI in 8 games is what’s really hood. But passing JIMMIE FOXX and tying the MICK on the all-time HR list is the official bone gristle.

The Los Angelos Dodgers lead the majors with 55 wins as the first half of the season wraps up tonight. The Boston Red Sox trail the Dodgers in total wins, but leads the American League in victories. How supreme would a Boston vs. L.A. World Series be? Especially since the Celtics and the Lakers are respectively the teams to beat in the Association as well. I’m riding with the Dodgers on this one.

For JACKIE and for MANNY.

Str8 From The Lab…

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

podcasting

The Internets Show a/k/a the DP.com podcast is back on the web.

Have a listen, put it on your iPod.

Throw it in the bag.

Ugggh.