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S’NOVUM GODEM!

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

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^ Happy new year in Russian

You all know that I’m a Polo Bear.

The question is whether or not I’m a Polar Bear?

The Internets Celebrtities are going for a swim today at Coney Island.

Catch us on the boardwalk up the block from Nathan’s Famous.

1pm-until the shrinkage catches frostbite [ll].

Chocolate Snowflake’s Winter Wonderland…

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

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During the blizzard of 2010 Chocolate Snowflake and I found some time to play around in the snow.

We went post-holiday shopping at my favorite store (Marshall’s, natch) and found her a pair of boots for the rest of the winter.

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Cablevision went down in her apartment building so I couldn’t spend anytime on the internets. C.S. took the opportunity to get me out of the house.

We walked down Eastern Parkway which was reduced to a one lane traffic strip. Snowfall doesn’t stop the birds or the graf artists.

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C.S. took me to the movies where we saw this documentary called ‘Inside Job’. Don’t go see that movie if you still think Obaama is any different from Bush I or II. He’s not. Dude was bought and sold from way back. We haven’t even begun to pay down on the debt that the financial industrial complex has put on our heads.

On Monday night Chocolate Snowflake took me to a play in midtown Manhattan called ‘Black Nativity Now‘. It was a cornbread circuit production full of dancing and praise sanging, as opposed to a chitlin circuit play which is filled with cooning and tomfoolery.

While the city was a mess and it would be several days before it could dig itself out from the snow, C.S. and I kept it moving. Offline but on our grind.

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You’ve Got The Power…

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

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Internets, turn your own power on in 2011.

“Now we all ain’t gon’ be American Idols,
but you can at least grab a camera and shoot a viral”

KanYe West featuring Jay-Z & Swizz Beats: ‘Power’ (remix) from dallas penn on Vimeo.

The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

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Fur swag on one trillion. Shouts to Matthew Henson…

Dirty Jerz and Sean Price both sent me images of this parka. No doubt the joint is HOARD! I would have preferred an olive green or navy color, but this is the official tissue expedition parka.

Chocolate Snowflake recently gave me a book about Matthew Henson. That dude was super hardbody. Discovering the North Pole was some retarded shit. The North Pole is just ice over water. To get to the pole you have to literally commit yourself to die.

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Henson loved adventure so much that he didn’t care if he never made it back home. He learned to communicate and fully integrated with the Inuit eskimos. But most of all Henson learned how to run a dog sled. Mushing dogs was key to moving supplies over the icy tundra and no one was better than Matthew Henson.

The Iditarod race is an 1150mile race across Alaska as an honor to Henson and all the expert dogmushers who navigate that rugged countryside. Timberland created a series of boots named after the great race and the 40-Below was the cornerstone boot. This is the holy grail of Timberland.

The following video is for Marq’Spekt, Dirty Jerz, cocotaso and all of the readers/viewers who have a respect for the craftsmanship of classic Timberland products.

Rugby Lifestyle Remix…

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

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I’m sad that Rugby won’t let people buy their patches anymore. Hyper-exclusive retailing is the aspiration of poor people attempting to be middle-class… Looking.

I’m glad that I bought my patches years ago and started the trend. I’ve been sitting on a pile of patches and a pile of knits copped from Marshall’s on the come up.

I figured I could marry a few I.T.s with DP.com as the congregation [ll]…

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Internets. You need to have several colorway programs to be fully lifestyle. The PRL sport red is basic swag that you can rock all year around if you are a lifestyler from Florida to Texas. This knit was reduced from $34.99 down to $27.00 at first clearance. In all honesty I usually don’t copp from Marshall’s until second clearance or less than $25 bucks. The Rugby patch is funky. That cost me $12 on a sale at the store.

The African tailor on Washington is a good dude. I overpay him with a dub for applying the patch, but I make him do some fly shit to make the patch really popoffavitch. Cross check, outline the numerals and put this material in between the shirt and the patch.

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This material gives the patch a nice puffy (no Last train To Paris) look and the material also picks up the sweat from you big sweat-back lifestylers [ll].

The next I.T. is actually a short sleeve rugby knit. Most of you know that the classic Polo short sleeve is fashioned after a polo match knit? This Polo is a rugby shirt. Crosshatched stitching re-inforced shoulder yoke. Marshall’s first retail price was what? $24.99?!? I’m gawn innnnnnnn!

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Even tho’ I’m no Yankee fan I can top off this I.T. with the classic navy fitted on some school uniform shit.

The blue/grey program would get officially murderated if I copp the Air Jordan XI ‘Cool Greys’. BONG!

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