Archive for the ‘iNternets Celebrities’ Category

Das Racist x Gordon Voidwell In Stereo…

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

dr x gv

November 25th @ Public Assembly, Bklyn

Damn Yankees…

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

ghey rod

It’s hard for me to shit on guys like JETER, RIVERA, POSADA and PETTITE who are products of the Yankee farm system under Gene ‘Stick’ Michael and not simply overpaid free agent freeloaders like Ghey-Rod. I was upset that Ghey-Rod was getting a ring because I felt like he didn’t deserve one since he is such a hump in the postseason.

RAFI ‘StatMan’ KAM pointed me to the Sabermetric value called the OPS+ which all the roto-fantasy GM’s are gaga over. The addition of slugging percentage combined with on base percentage adjusted to the fields a player visits gives you the OPS+. It’s a nifty little stat when you want to generate a value for players like Ghey-Rod. Barry Bonds pwns this statistic along with Babe Ruth and Ted Williams.

ghey rod

Ghey-Rod’s 2009 postseason has been the first one where he hasn’t sucked major ass but he still isn’t the star that some of the other less heralded Yankees were. Players like Jeter, Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui are way cooler under pressure. When I reviewed the Ghey-Rod player card I was surprised to see that his BA (batting average) was over .350 for the playoffs.

Ghey-Rod is finally a World Series champion and I can’t take that away from him. He’ll enjoy the parade up Broadway this year and possibly several more before his career is finished. One of these days I may even come to appreciate his Sabermetric statistics (I doubt that). Meanwhile, the rich keep getting richer. Damn Yankees.

ghey rod

BKLYN MUSEUM of ART ROCKS OUT!

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

purp

What the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ has meant to countless weirdos is exactly what ‘Purple Rain’ means to me. It’s a chance for me to sing and dance with one the baddest, funkiest, most hardbody… Yes, I said it, MOST HARDBODY brothers to ever put shit d-d-d-down on these broads.

I don’t say this shit just because Prince Rogers Nelson is my friend on Facebook. I say this shit because Prince has touched more fine tail than the toilets at the Playboy mansion. Prince has beat the seat of of starlets like Kim Basinger, Vanity, Mayte, Olivia Newton-John, Sheila E., Cybil Shepherd, Chaka Khan, Sinead O’Connor (who is fly for a bald chick). I respect that man’s portfolio and I wouldn’t mind coming after him [ll].

Sloppy seconds is all I ever wanted in the first place.

After the movie screens Black Moon’s EVIL DEE will be on the turntables for the always packed out Beaux-Arts ballroom dance party. Make sure to wear some fly purple.

Fux around if you want NYC, this is where I am posting up Saturday nite…

Target 1st Saturdays presents ‘Purple Rain’
Brooklyn Museum of Art
November 7th, 2009 – 7:00pm
Eastern Parkway @ Washington Avenue

40Deez, I see you out there playboy, let’s drop some sponsor on these fools.

Curbing Your Enthusiasms…

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

curb

props to the Internet Goon

The Beautiful Struggle…

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

afro boricua

TATO TORRES y Yuerba Buena performing at the release party for BOBBITO’s collabo with Pro-Keds. This is the sound of the struggle for freedom and humanity placed onto music. Por Vieques. Por Guantanamo. Por Tierra Madre.

Tato Torres y Yuerba Buena from dallas penn on Vimeo.

With additional commentary provided by 40 Diesel.