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Nerdcore Maximus…

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

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I saw Star Trek 2009 with Chocolate Snowflake last night. The movie was excellent Hollywood fanfare deserving of the hype and praise being lavished upon it. I’ve decided to rename the flick ‘U.S.S. Enterprise: Origins’ since that is essentially what the story acts as. J.J. ABRAMS did a masterful job of incorporating the favorite fanboy elements with a new flavor for the folks that might not have been too familiar with the classic O.G. television program.

Combat Jack has a review posted on his site that I thoroughly co-sign so I won’t waste your time by duplicating tasks. Instead I will use what is left of my fried green tomato brain cells to discuss some of the upcoming blockbuster films being released in the next few weeks.

  • The Terminator franchise gets back to fighting off the techno dystopia with Batman’s CHRISTIAN BALE cast as the always under duress John Connor.
  • While the Transformer franchise is sure to have the most explosions of any film this summer with their Rise of the Fallen sequel (this flick is my 4-star sleeper, but I’m also admittedly biased)

  • Land Of The Lost starring WILL FERRELL looks to have some laughs for the whole family. DANNY McBRIDE along for the ride can’t hurt this film.

  • Night At The Museum brings back the original cast for more faux-historical hijinks. I think I will pass on this one since Blacks are always omitted from the historical context. Pasty skinned Egyptians? Stiller please?!?
  • I won’t see Harry Potter because that shit is gheyer than a bag of dildos at the bus terminal bathroom.

  • G.I. Joe will challenge the Transformers sequel for explosions in a feature film. The CGI for this is looking reee-derky. I have to see this film but it might end up being a PU~.

  • I’m considering the remake of ‘Taking Of Pelham 1,2,3’ because I like the work that DENZEL and TRAVOLTA have produced over the course of their careers. I have to wait for C.S. to have the OG movie NetFlix’d to her crib for a preview screening.

    • Now in the meantime and in between time I will try to cook up something retarded from my filmmaking adventuers…

    Which one of these pics says that I have truly lost my mind? I’m digging the last one.

    Literally!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    booger vision
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    booger vision

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Combat Jack, Fanboy Ish, Hollyweird, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Talking Shit, The Addict, When I Reminisce... | 16 Comments »

    IllDoctrine Is The Bast!

    Sunday, May 10th, 2009

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    JaySmooth makes videos what make me rethink my whole shit what I was saying…

    Like why I type shit like an effin’ retard.

    Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, HUFF YOU!, iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Social Upheaval, Wig Owners | 3 Comments »

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

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    It’s intra-mural softball season again and I have decided to get in the game to hopefully shed some of this winter hibernation weight.

    Well, for me it wasn’t like I was hibernating, but rather drinking too much alcohol.

    Anyhoo…

    It’s time for me to take out the dusty old glove and the rusty old bats, but you can best believe my footwear will be crispy as ever, at least for the first game.

    I’ve got my eyes on the NIKE MVP series of baseball cleats. These are like the ones that MANNY RAMIREZ wears.

    mvp metal

    Everyone on my team pitches a bitch with me for wearing metal cleats. Its not like I have ever slid. Evar.

    I just like wearing what the pros wear even if my game is mostly fanboy meets waterboy.

    mvp molded

    I’ll prA’li end up wearing the molded cleats though since I will be playing first base again this year.

    I’m something like MO VAUGHN and RUSTY STAUB combined with Mo’ Better Blues and a rusty nail. You don’t want no parts of this mang.

    Posted in Beisbol, Fanboy Ish, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Sports are Gay, T.O.N.Y., When I Reminisce... | 8 Comments »

    Where Are You Yeezy?!?

    Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

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    As I walked my favorite retail sneaker corridor – West 34th Street, I chopped it up with some of the sneaker fiends thatr had been camped out for several days in anticipation of the latest release of NIKE’s Air Yeezy sneakers.

    To say the least the conversations and interactions were fun. These dudes and dudettes(who knew?) are the reason why I keep collecting my shoes. At the end of the day it is all for the love of rubber and leather. These folks got sole.

    Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Blipsters = Hipsters, Crappers, Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, T.O.N.Y., Wig Owners | 2 Comments »

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Friday, May 1st, 2009

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    Tomorrow is the first Saturday of the month. This typically means I hold it down in the Brooklyn Museum of Art for their Target 1st Saturdays program. The music has been so shitty lately that I haven’t bothered going to the museum. They are playing the movie ‘Pee Wee’s Big Adventure’ though so I may walk across the street just to watch that.

    Speaking of a big adventure, who walks in Brooklyn?

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    Buckshot Shorty, he sounds like an automatic…

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    The new Brooklyn dad. He looks like Combat Jack.

    I was thinking about have a Sneaker Fiends Unite! NYC tour, but not unless we have more than five (5) people.

    Sheeeeeit, I can always go sneaker shopping by my lonesome.

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    Dunk premiums are on sale right now. The pricepoints range from $40 to $60, but if we put our paper together we can negotiate some serious deals.

    I just caught these Tampa Skate Park SB’s for $60 after I put on my super haggle steez of show an go. Show your money and then act like you are going to walk out of the store. Cash rules everything around us and that is how deals are made.

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    By a show of hands let me know if you are trying to make the rounds tomorrow.

    Posted in Combat Jack, Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, T.O.N.Y., The Addict | 8 Comments »

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