Archive for the ‘Talking Shit’ Category

I Don’t Wanna Wait…

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

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“For my life to be overrrrr.”

I want it all NOW!

LOVE, FAME, RESPECT, MONEY, ADULATION, GROUPIES, PRESTIGE…

And to this end, I along with the Internets Celebrities present to you The Ghetto Big Mac finale.

The Banking Clan Runs The Universe…

Monday, December 13th, 2010

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Watching the Clone Wars series on Cartoon Network always gives me insight into the geo-political scene we are experiencing here in real-time America. The Banking Clan provided funding to the Republic as well as the Sepratists during the battle for the Old Republic.

I also wonder if the Banking Clan weren’t the ones who held the secrets to the Sith history that Chancellor Palpatine was so desperate to secure? I know that members of the Banking Clan ended up being part of the Emperor’s advisory board. How else do you think he raised the galactic credits to build that second Death Star? Even for bad guys shit cost money.

The Banking Clan stayed paid in full by coercing the Old Republic to take out loans to bolster their military industrial complex. The plan was to stage an attack on Coruscant from the Sepratisits that would frighten the Republic senators into voting for deregulation of the banking system. Deregulation meant that the banks could charge any rate of interest they wanted on emergency loans they issued.

How hardbody was the Banking Clan’s scheme? Our Fed Reserve should take notes on how they deal with our banking industry. That Star Wars plan is way more sexier, and straightforward ruthless than Quantitative Easing.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

XIII

I’m calling the Air Jordan XIII ‘Altitude’ colorway my beautiful dark sneaker fantasy.

I got caught up in the hype and beasted on these kicks.

TheShoGame.com also put together a tight little clip of the release in Atlanta…

Got Lifestyle?

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

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Meyhem Lauren got it all day…

The XXLmag.com features article on the lifestyle is giving shine to the younger heads coming up in the game.

Jose Hustle is a young cat from down south who became an Internets Celebrity with his ‘Been Had _____’ meme videos.

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I see that shorty been had that Polo, but then I had to ask Jose Hustle just how ‘LO he could really go…

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Rap is Pop Music And Eminem Is The King…

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

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Don’t tell me that you just realized that Eminem is greatest rapper of all time? Greater than the decoded Jay-Z, or even the stillmatic, enigmatic NaS. Eminem should make an album called Pillmatic. What other musician has been able to parlay their recreational drug use into millions of albums sold and dozens of entertainment industry awards. Eminem is the perfect storm of functional dysfunction in our reality show influenced culture. And most importantly, without a shadow of a doubt, he is a white dude.

The top spot in the pantheon of rap music god’s was always reserved for a white dude. See Glenn Miller for big band music, Bob James for jazz and of course, Elvis Presley for rock and roll. This is America after all we are talking about. It’s the land of milk and honey for whites, but the trail of blood and tears for everyone else. I will accept the fact that Eminem has worked his metaphorical and lyrical ass off to be the king of this musical genre but there is no way we should be discussing his receipt of ten(10) Grammy nominations on an album that isn’t even his best work.

Eminem’s Relapse album was a darker more revealing and technically superior album to this Recovery offering. This latest album feels like something people who have no interest in rap music will enjoy listening to. Sadly, the Recovery album becomes the representative of Hip-Hop to these people. I remember when Sarah Silverman was quoted as being reverential to Eminem for bringing real emotion to rap music. This is the danger of Hip-Hop being absorbed by popular culture. No one will even remember the social and economic frustration that the artform was borne out of.

Rap music has totally jumped into the pop music pool with the praise being lavished on the Recovery album by Eminem. My advice to all the people that cherish Hip-Hop for the authenticity of characters and content that have made the artistic movement so profound need to start putting their underground artists on repeat play. Roc Marciano delivered the best Hip-Hop album this year of any artist or group in possibly the last 10 years but there was no praise nor peep from the powers that be. If we fans of Hip-Hop can’t do better for the heroes still in the trenches then we might as well start calling Eminem the greatest of all time.