The Olympics are teh ghey, but the alpine skiing contest called ‘Super-G’ is dope because the sport’s name sounds madd Hip-Hop.
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Fux With The Super-G…
Sunday, February 21st, 2010Olympics = Zenith Of Ghey Sports…
Saturday, February 13th, 2010
If they play your sport at the Olympics I will lay odds to rods [ll] that sport is ghey as fux. Some sports are inherently gheyer than most because they involve the competitors actually nestling within the genitals of their mates [ll].
Look at the double luge. Is luge some kind of Germanic word for having sex with another man’s ass? That is surely what that shit looks like. One guy steers the sled while the other guy tries to put his dick in the first guy’s butt [ll].
If the real meaning of luge isn’t that you are fuxed then the United States Olympic Committee, or whoever it is that gives away those gold medals needs to change the name to appropriately describe what you are when you come unglued from your sled while traveling at 100mph.
I think you are fuxed, but that’s just me.
I’m not all mathy-math boy, but I have a damn good imagination and I can imagine what the centrifgual force was as this dude’s sled whipped around each subsequent corner. You just hope your skin holds together somewhat and your skull isn’t cracked open like a cantaloupe splattering all of your sanguine brain meat.
Doing what amounts to cardio shit while wearing spandex, singlets, tightpants or even shorts is ghey. Doing that shit for NO money except for possibly a medal is super ghey. Dying during a practice run for your amateur sport makes you the patron saint of homosexuals. Practice?!? This would have never happened to Allen Iverson.
God please rest NODAR KUMARITASHVILI’s soul in ghey sports heaven.
Who Still Wants To Be A Rap Dude?
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Before you plunk down your hard earned cash on studio time you might should fux with this drop. #iHipHop
Lil’ Wayne’s Off To Oz Tour…
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
I wonder what Hip-Hop will do while it awaits the return of it’s king? #iHipHop
Not For Long: Beaded!
Monday, February 8th, 2010
Who knows what these dudes had to do to get their beads[ll]? All you had to do was make a fantasy roster.
Seriously tho’, most boring game of all time. I tuned out at half time and didn’t get back until midway thru the 4th quarter. The commercials were weaksauce too. Where is Tim Krumrie when you need him to make a game exciting? Google that.
For shits and giggles here’s the fantasy point scoring wrap-up…
DP = 200pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
Ami Hobbes = 150pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
King Blair = 211pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts
BigNat = 203pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts
40 = 198pts
QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
TE – Dallas Clark = 8pts
FredMS = 209pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Robert Meachem = 0pts
Russ the Bus = 176pts
dat520 = 174pts
QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
Rob = 177pts
WR – Marques Colston = 8pts
StookieBrother1 = 164pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
LM = 184pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts
JaiSlayer = 175pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Marques Colston = 8pts
Smell Deez = 275pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 1pts
Polotron = 274pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
Amadeo = 135pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts
Quimby = 200pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
getthesenets = 163pts
WR – Robert Meacham = 0pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts
cocotaso = 126pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 7pts
wmarv = 194pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 7pts
RTHSTN = 266pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
Haha. Smell Deez wins. By a nose.