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Look At The Mess You Made…

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

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For the last decade there has been a constant surge of propaganda aimed at demonizing Muslim peoples and culture. This all came to a magnificent crest under the G-Dubbz administration wen we all but blamed Muslims for everything sideways in this country. If someone were to look just a little deeper you could see that we all share a fondness for goat. Muslims like to eat goat on their holidays and we like to make scapegoats.

Capitalism will sometimes trip over its own feet in its rush to exploit someone’s culture for monetary gain. The lone electronics selling mega-giant Best Buy created some Black Friday ads bigging up the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Adha (c’mon and admit that you thought it said Al Queda, I did) and now the heartland of America is all bent out of shape because they think the terrorists are selling the good people flat screen televisions and iPods.

Nevermind that NOTHING you will buy on Black Friday will be made in America, unless you are copping something made from prison labor. Americans have had the morals and their priorities mixed up from the word go. The Muslim has become the trendy boogeyman alongside the country’s stalwart African America males and now anything that sounds remotely foreign (read: un-midwestern) has become offensive, or un-patriotic, or worse, un-American.

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You made this mess starting with your mainstream media that uses all of its powers in imagery wizardry to describe to you angry, volatile people. This is on purpose and you have bought into this likeness over the past twenty years at least since the days of Ayotollah Khomeni. These images are presented to you at such a rate, along with various and inconsistent name mispellings to give you the impression that many of these angry people exist and are actively working towards your disenfranchisement.

Meanwhile, the Federal reserve is looted right under your nose. Our children’s children are conscripted to lifelong debt or worse, war with the effin’ robots.

All of this because of what?

Land?

Energy?

Power?

Nope…

Fear.

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Dead Singers Get Better Promotion…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

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Other than the fact that MICHAEL JACKSON is no longer with us you would have to agree that he had a pretty good weekend.

Michael Jackson’s glove sells for $350,000 at auction

Michael Jackson wins 4 American Music Awards

The Michael Jackson concert documentary ‘This Is It’ nears the $200m mark in domestic and foreign ticket sales

Michael Jackson’s death saved the US economy more than any stimulus package could. MJ’s death created jobs and got people back to work selling posters, calendars and all sorts of MJ memoribilia. It was the equivalent of the WPA from the entertainment industry.

All OBAAMA needs now is for Madonna, Barbara Streisand and Bruce Springsteen to die in 2010, 2011 and 2012 respectively and he will be re-elected for sure. I wonder if more dead celebrities would be enough incentive to push the healthcare bill through?

Not For Long: Week 11

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

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Chea party people. This is the back end of the 2009 Not For Long season ad the DP dot com football pool is hotly contested like never before. Y’all fools must really want this XboX DJ Hero bundle? Someone is gonna get it too. Amadeo is still busting his ass to keep the lock on the top spot. I see a lot of people folding up their tents at the halfway mark. You can’t win shit if you don’t believe. Some of y’all just don’t believe.

Before I post up the leaderboard list I had to ask the pigskin contingent a few questions…

1. How do the Redskins have a top 5 defense and they sux teh asscheeks? Is their offense that bad?

2. Jets are most balanced team in the league – 1528yds passing and 1530yds rushing

3. The Giants are as overrated as 2Pac was. Having the most stans does not make your squad better.

4. Tom Brady > Peyton Manning

5. Oh and yeah, fux the Redskins!

Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 84
King Blair Styling On U 82
THE UNSEEN 81
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 77
Chief Okoye 77
titansfan78 77
Slaug_ter House 75
Suck a Dick Butkus 75
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 74
cocotaso 74
theotherstevesmith 74
Home Cookin’ 74
Dumb Penalties 73
BXPittFan 73
PurplePeopleEatersPause 73
KoolMick_Lovin 73
Jesse 73
Fearless Vampire Killers 72
nuh nuh nuh… gone 72
Brooklyn Gyrl 72
Vick Flair 72
JayWho??? 72
DA’s Wonder Twins 71
BananaClipse 70
Big Rils 68
furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 67
blackneckid 63
DirtyJerz 63
AC 60
CtrlAltMalik 60
Ruffway Bruisers 60
Rent a Dread 50

OSIRIS LIVES… (O.D.B. R.I.P. ReMix)

Friday, November 13th, 2009

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Editor’s Note: This post was originally issued as an e-mail blast after the tragic death of RUSSELL T. JONES a/k/a OL’ DIRTY BASTARD. The WU-TANG Collective gathers at the Hammerstein Ballroom in N.Y.C. to celebrate the life and legacy of O.D.B. on February 14, 2006. Peace to OL’ DIRTY. Peace to the WU.

I never got a chance to really open up and show my love to BIG BABY JESUS(OL’ DIRTY). Next to GHOSTFACE, I felt the soundtrack to his life the most. There is so much mental energy that we Black men exert on an everyday basis just to keep from going crazy. The socio-political-economic system that we live under acts like water running down a drain and we struggle daily not to go under. Not that anyone out here has it particularly easy(white included) because when your taxes aren’t paid on time, Uncle Sam will come to your door to get his regardless of your last name. Your last name only determines if he will ring the doorbell or kick in the door.

I should pra’li give thanks to the WU real quick also. The WU-TANG clan illustrated the diaspora that is the Black Man. The members were individually talented and collectively invincible. Not since PUBLIC ENEMY has there been a group as diversely and intelligently orchestrated. Each member of the clan used their particular style to imprint and transform rap music. The term ‘ice’ belonged to the WU. If you don’t believe me please go copp RAEKWON’s ultra-classic first album also featuring GHOSTFACE KILLAH.

Without the WU-TANG CLAN who could we look for to express Black male unity? The 1980’s wannabe crack dealing reminscent DIPLOMATS? STATE PROPERTY? Isn’t ‘State Property’ the term used for incarcerated slave labor?!? The Gay Unit, oops, I meant to say G-UNIT.

Well all I got to say is one thing to say. ‘Shimmy Shimmy Y’all’. WU-TANG FOREVER!


Brooklyn Zoo


The Stomp


Baby C’mon


Shimmy Shimmy Ya’


Hippa To Da Hoppa


Rawhide


Brooklyn Zoo II (Tiger Crane)

CNN Is For Lou-sers…

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

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It seems to be the new new in entertainment is indefinite leaves of absence. First Allen Iverson skips out on the Grizzlies and now CNN anchor LOU DOBBS makes it all trendy for white men to get their ‘harrumph’ on. DOBBS has taken an indefinite leave of absence from his anchor position with the cable network effective immediately.

DOBBS has been one of the people in the media forefront pushing the claim that president Barack Obama is not a US citizen. This is an interesting story because it won’t seem to die, while we haven’t heard a peep again about whether or not SARAH PALIN actually gave birth last year year before she was selected to run the Republican party into the ground.

There is some shit we are never going to know for sure and by the time we learn the truth it won’t even matter any more. By the time we had learned the truth about WMD’s in Iraq we were already up to our armpits in war. The Constitution has been trashed so thoroughly by the previous administration’s eight(8) years in office there’s only a shred left to read.

Is the president an immigrant? Aren’t we all for that matter? The only people natve to this continent are prA’li jammed up on a reservation somewhere in Montana. Oh, and yeah, the Mexicans that LOU DOBBS hates so much.