
Gosh darn it, white folks really do like me.
So what’s your problem?

Gosh darn it, white folks really do like me.
So what’s your problem?
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The death of the dynasty begins to leak onto the web.
Truthfully…
Yawwwwn.
But if you were a fan of the Roc-A-Fella movement then you will want to hear some of these soap opera details. ‘Days Of Our Lives’ comes to rap music.
Beanie Sigel – What You Talkin Bout
Beanie Sigel calls in to radio show
via Gooch @PaulCantor
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Did you fux with the Kimbo Price mixtape yet?
You sleeping on this heat party people?
Sean Price. Gets. Busy.
Sean Price featuring Royce da’ 5-9 – ‘Goodnite’
Sean Price featuring Poison Pen & Swave Sevah – ‘Bars Of Death’
Sean Price After Hours from dallas penn on Vimeo.
Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Crappers, D-Cepz, Fanboy Ish, iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, Pirate Radio Podcast, Sneaker Fiends United, Talking Shit | 9 Comments »

The Internets Celebrities were able to raise the money we needed to Kickstart our next film project – Stadium Status.
Thanks goes out to you, the internets, for your fierce loyalty to our brand of video journalism. The Kickstarter effort was tremendous and it made us realize that you really appreciate the way that we go in on topics.
Don’t fret though if you still haven’t pledged any amount, the Kickstarter window is open for a few more days for you to select any of the funding options you would like.
Especially the $2 option which is my fave because then I know that you fux with our work and I don’t have to come over to your house to walk your dogs.
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Supremacy is good for shits and giggles when its done properly. Amos and Andy? Heeeelarious. The breaking of Kunta Kinte? Not so much. Making fun of people with different customs is the best when someone from that particular group is the one doing the jokes. RUSH LIMBAUGH talking shit about Mexicans isn’t as awesome as a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon.
BOB GRIESE had a touch of the Limbaugh vocal diarrhea when he made the televised comment that JUAN PABLO MONTOYA was “out having a taco”, in reference to MONTOYA’s standing on the NASCAR leaderboard. Because MONTOYA is a Colombian the GRIESE comment has been posited as a slight. I don’t see it that way though. If GRIESE had said that MONTOYA was eating a bandeja paisa or sniffing an ounce of fisscale that might could be considered a slight.

White on white crime?
Racism makes no fuckin’ sense. How is this white dude gonna be a racist to this other white dude? Just cause a guy speaks spanish are you telling me that he can’t be a white dude anymore? I wish someone would explain to me who the fux is really white and who is just passing for teh white. This means that El Gringo Colombiano is no longer a white dude. Now he’s just a Mexican like Tony’s Kansas City. Tony what up?
And what is so wrong with getting a taco? Who doesn’t enjoy the crunchy meat filled flavor of a taco? I goes apeshit for Chipotle tacos. The only way people could get upset over a taco is if they were a racist and you gave them one of those new Taco Bell black tacos, but even a virulent racist would have to admit that for $.89cents a black taco was a good deal. Racism is still fucked the fuck up, but a supremacist’s gastrointestinal system recognizes great taste and his wallet respects a great price.
Somebody get the execs from Disney and PepsiCo on the horn so we can shoot a Taco Bell black taco commercial with GRIESE and MONTOYA.
DP.com Supremacy Corporate Synergy FTW.
Let us be your subversive advert agency.

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