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The FBI has a new weapon in their war against crime. It’s your face. By using facial recognition software and the images stored in the Department of Motor Vehicles databases nationwide you aren’t going to able to skip out on a parking ticket any longer. So far they have caught at least one person for a crime and before the year is out they may, or may not, catch someone else. But in the meantime, they know what you look like.

So as soon as we criminalize people for having noses that are too wide or we crunch the numbers to find that people with a certain spacial relationship between their eyes and ears are more prone to crime (just like that candy to crime study) we will start locking you fools up on some preemptive shit. Remember how we bombed the fux out of Iraq preemptively? This will be just like that. We will kick in your door on some Minority Report shit, scan your retinas a then whup your ass.

So don’t think for a second that we won’t be abusing this technology.

What good is technology if it isn’t used for evil?