Archive for the ‘Weird Science’ Category

BOOM BAP ILLUMINATI RAP…

Monday, January 17th, 2011

novus ordo seclorum

The Doppelgangaz get they Illuminati swag on.

Your Medical History Is His Story…

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

medical records

This is that bullshit.

Arizona Hospital Workers Fired For Accessing Patient Records

Hospital workers are selling people’s medical records? It turns out these fuckwads don’t even work FOR the hospital, but for a private company that the hospital has a contract with. Goddamn contractors.

Capitalism means that everyone is a fuckin’ mercenary in the new American economy.

All Praise Goes To The Booty…

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

bunda

Who in their right mind doesn’t love the booty?

It’s the place that holds the black hole and all of us science fiction geeks know the universe came out of a black hole.

I appreciate booty so much that I just joined this group on teh Facebooks called ‘The International Church of Bundaism‘. Read their mission statement and the whatnot…

The word Bundaism literally means “religion of the woman’s buttocks.” From the Portuguese word “bunda” (of the woman); beautiful shapely buttocks, and the Greek word “ism” meaning “a distinctive religion, practice or system of.”

Bundaism is a religion of spiritual sexuality which believes in attaining wealth, sexuality and communion with God through the worship of the sacred buttocks of Johanna Elohbunda. Bundaism teaches that pleasure and earthly prosperity are good basic fundamental truths and values of humanity which can be attained through the buttocks of callipygian (beautifully buttocked) women

Bunda be praised!

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Happy New Year, Big Brother Is Watching You…

Friday, December 31st, 2010

nypd

Another one of my gifts from Chocolate Snowflake was the All Terrain Scout Transport from Star Wars Eps.5 and 6. The AT-ST was featured heavily in the battle for Endor during Ep.6 when we got to see what the inside of the vehicle’s cockpit looked like.

The AT-ST looks like the NYPD’s ‘SkyWatch’ system which has been deployed in poor neighborhood’s throughout the city. The devices are ominously aggressive looking even though they are touted as surveillance equipment in the neighborhoods they have been deployed.

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I don’t think it’s a stretch to imagine the SkyWatch devices being outfitted with a traction chasis, possibly from a tank or some other military industrial vehicle and of course some kind of cannon.

I wonder if the NYPD SkyWatch seats two(2) operators like the AT-ST?

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Or will the Galactic Empire make the SkyWatch a single-operator vehicle like the T.I.E. fighters?

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I got my eyes on this company ICx Technology Tactical Systems.

They definitely have their eyes on me.

nypd

Support The Hip-Hop Word Count…

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

staple crops

Several years ago I had a discussion with my homey Tahir about how you could definitively determine that rap music was in decline as an American art. We talked for hours about the use of language as a socializing culture tool and the complexity of the spoken word in music. I took those discussions and framed them into weblog drops. Tahir took those discussions and developed the Hip-Hop Word Count. Think of the HHWC as a sort of rap music Wikipedia containing all kinds of cross-referenced information on rap songs from 1979 to the present.

Tahir needs our support to help him complete this project. If I can be big enough to allow him to take full credit for this project I figure you can be big enough to pitch in a $5 spot to move this endeavor forward. My dad always told me that if I ever had a good idea to make sure that I had a second one and then a third one. The Hip-Hop Word Count is a good idea. Let’s see this thing thru.