“For my life to be overrrrr.”
I want it all NOW!
LOVE, FAME, RESPECT, MONEY, ADULATION, GROUPIES, PRESTIGE…
And to this end, I along with the Internets Celebrities present to you The Ghetto Big Mac finale.
Archive for the ‘Weird Science’ Category
I Don’t Wanna Wait…
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010Detox Is That Tron Legacy Rap…
Saturday, December 11th, 2010
Sometimes I hear a song on my laptop and I quickly dismiss it for basura. When I hear that same song again on a sound system it feels like I am hearing it for the first time. That is how this Dr.Dre track ‘Kush’ is blowing over me [ll]. Over the internets I gave it the KanYe shrug but in the club I was doing my two step.
The video seems like the song should have been included on the Tron Legacy soundtrack. Dr.Dre’s futuristic production is darker and more haunting than Timbaland’s lighthearted laserbeam logarhythms. And I ain’t mad at all.
Sharkspionage!
Thursday, December 9th, 2010
Israel FTW everytime!
Reports out of Egypt are accusing the Mossad of placing killer sharks in Egypt’s waters to fux up the tourism industry.
I’m sure in an underground lab in Jerusalem one of the German scientists spirited away from the Nazis has created a shark crocodile hybrid. Sick animal husbandry is that hardbody German shit.
Soulja Boy By The Numbers…
Thursday, December 9th, 2010
Soulja Boy has several million TWitter followers, yet only managed to sell a little more than 13,000 copies of his latest album in its first week in stores.
Here’s a patented DP.com pie chart to explain the state of Soulja Boy fans. As you can see he still has a nice chunk of followers who are deaf mutes that he might can exploit.
DOOOOOOOOOM! A Primer…
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010
Shouts to Boney Starks for putting this podcast together.
Bigg up to Rock The Dub for the .mp3 transfer.
#Salutes to the man in the mask.
‘Metal Faced podcast’
*Download link here (just don’t tell Homeland Security)