Archive for the ‘Weird Science’ Category

Sheba’s Daughters Are Under Siege…

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

ethiopia

I h8 to read stories like this one…

Israel’s Treatment of Ethiopians ‘Racist’

From the eugenics programs to the outright genocide of the Palestine people to this ‘birth control’ fiasco we find that the state of Israel acts much like the oppresive German regime from which they escaped from.

The Ethiopian Jew speaks the ancient Hebrew aramaic language. Still they are considered second class citizens socially, politically and economically. Now Israel’s health system is treating them like chattel biologically.

Mandatory contraception from South Africa? I was never comfortable with Israel’s relationship with South Africa and I definitely don’t want them using drugs that the Dutch used during apartheid.

How does one approach Israel on their human rights record when the argument is almost always diverted to the Holocaust or attributed to anti-Semitism? Standing up for the Ethiopian Jew is actually proactive Semitism. I am just trying to preserve the descendants of Shem.

Fux Yo’ Robot!

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

caprica

How many of you sci-fi junkies still have a bad taste in your mouth[ll] from the way they ended the BattleStar Galactica series? That shit was mad fugazi. I suppose the creators heard our cries and now they are trying to whip up some hot new shit called ‘Caprica’ which will be a prequel to BSG something like how Lucasfilms dropped Star Wars Eps. 1-3 on us after the ultra-classic Eps. 4-6.

FYI, I fux with Eps. 1-3.

Get in where you fit in for this screening of BladeRunner. I just watched this joint on VHS at the crib a few weeks ago but I will go hang the fux out if they wanna serve up an obama. Androids may have fiber optic veins but humans don’t and I need to fill my bloodstream with free alcohol.

This event looks like it will be a futuristic hipster popoff if SyFy channel is using this site Motherboard.tv to launch their show. Hipster tech nerds will rule this planet until the robots have their say.

Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile…

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

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Bell Biv Devoe – ‘Poison’

During the Martin Lawrence marathon I was buggin’ the fux out after I watched this infomercial for ‘Booty Pop‘ panties.

Between all the tanning salons, colagen lip implants and now fake booties Black girl bodies are getting swagger jacked to death.

I’ll take my Black girls like I’ll take my coke – raw and uncut. Ya’ deeg?!?

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I FUX WITH STAR WARS…

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

leia

Can you imagine fingerbanging this with your solo hand?

Atlanta is the Wal-Mart capital. And Wal-Mart is like Star Wars central. I came up on the ARC Clone Commando that I wanted to put into my collection, but unfortunately it was part of a three(3) figure Wal-Mart exclusive pack priced at $25.

I broke down and went to copp the pack several days after Christmas and unbeknownst to me Wal-Mart was selling the pack on 50% clearance. I ran back down to the toy section and picked up another pack, just because I am a lunatic like that. Now I can open up one pack and examine these figures in depth [ll] and keep one pack sealed on my nerd shit.

I have been really intrigued by these Hasbro figures. I wish the scale were larger, but the articulation and detailing has been sublime. The super bonus in this series is the Elite Commando figure pictured on the right. I didn’t recognize the character from any films because it turns out it was introduced only through the expanded universe.

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clones

The figure I had been after from the gate was the Alpha Reconaissance Commando. This is the figure with the heavy blaster rifle and all the armament accessories. This joint is so off the chain in its construction. Hasbro merc’ked this mold. You can take off the helmet too and look at the designer’s rendition of Jango Fett.

The funny shit is that this dude looks like the motherfucker who stays giving me a hard time at the 7-11 on Sunrise Highway. Holy shit. Let me find out that the cloners from Kamino are really doing their operation from behind the Union Carbide plant in Kolkotta?!?

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clones

Drop A Bomb On ‘Em…

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

biggie smalls

“Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade”

Airline Bomber Was On Terrorist Ties List For 2 Years

I can’t say I’m surprised that African boys are being recruited to do the dirty work of the bad guys. Their uber-motivation and industriousness is what made Africans from Niger the most kick-ass slaves of all time. What with the rap music industry now being overtaken by white women how in the hell were these young men going to find work?

This plane was bound for Detroit too? So you might could imagine the people on this flight were the last handful of Michigan residents with paying jobs. If they all died the unemployment rate in the ‘D’ would have spiked to 90%. Thank God that Eminem is rapping again so at least someone in Detroit has a job.

Speaking of the white rap takeover…

American shores remain relatively terrorist free as long as white rappers are kept at bay. The ascendency of Eminem in 2001 on the heels of his second Aftermath album is what caused the Twin Towers collapse. White rappers ARE the cultural zeitgeist. After they have finally claimed rap music we will be plunged back into an age where words are no longer used. Our only forms of communication will be grunts and cavepainting.

Graff artists stand the fux up.