Archive for the ‘Weird Science’ Category

War Is Insane…

Monday, April 27th, 2009

brain

The pandemic that America needs to fear is not the Swine Flu from Mexico, but the brain damage zombie-itis from the troops returning from Iraq.

Holy shit! I did not realize that nearly 2 million Americans have served in the middle east wars. As a sidenote I suppose we should be proud that only 5K – 6K U.S. lives were lost. As a percentage that is pretty kick ass.

The other percentage that isn’t looking so hot is the one that says one fifth of the soldiers returning home have brain damage. WTF?!?

Let’s hope there’s enough space in Walter Reed for these soldiers. I wonder if they will qualify for a bailout? Yeah, I know better.

Pray For Me Internets…

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

cl

I’m going to meet up with this dude from Craigslist to buy a used Blackberry.

CL people are fucking weirdos to the fullest.

I’ve been trying to get a used Blackberry phone, but I think on Craigslist the word Blackberry is code for full body massage [ll].

I hope this fucker doesn’t try to kill me and then rape my ass.

Whatever happens though I’ll let you know how shit pans out.

BTW: Does anybody have a used Blackberry 8700 cellphone for sale?

DNA = Do Not Ask…

Monday, April 20th, 2009

dna

I can’t blame any of y’all for keeping your mouths quiet as kept women.

Shit is crazy right now in the game.

What game?

How the hell should I know what game?!?

The Federal Bureau of Investigation along with several states have increased the parameters for which they will extract DNA from people. It used to be just for sexual crimes and homicides, but now they are taking samples from people who write bad checks and immigrants.

Basically poor people.

I can only imagine the abuses (read: real uses) for creating this overwhelming DNA database. This might be how they prevent me from going to the moon. You do know that the spaceships taking people to the moon will use DNA readers?

Even less people will be allowed to go to Mars.

I can’t believe you didn’t already know this?

PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON…

Friday, April 10th, 2009

soul slam

And fishsticks for everyone.

One of my favorite KeiStar Productions parties is going down tonight.

The Prince vs. Michael Jackson event is like a dance party NYC club kid reunion. I always see folks I haven’t seen since forever. I’m sure tonight will be no different.

The music features all the dance classics from the gloved wonder and his acolytes like Janet, Jermaine and Justin. Then there is Prince and his revolutionary army. Morris Day hasn’t sounded this good in twenty years.

You may not have danced this hard in two decades either so take it easy. The party goes deep into the a.m.

SATURDAY April 11, 2009

KeiStar Productions Presents…

* SOUL SLAM (XIII) *

PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON

w/ DJ SPINNA & special guest PRINCE’s own DJ RASHIDA

@ BLVD (Crash Mansion)

199 Bowery (Between Spring & Rivington Sts) NYC

DOORS 10PM-4AM / $20 Advance Tickets / $15 Pre-Sales SOLD OUT / 21 & Over- ID Required

Tix Available Now @ Brown Paper Tickets

This year, SOUL SLAM (Part 13) will be ochestrated by the incomparable DJ SPINNA w/ special guest PRINCE’s own, DJ RASHIDA!

DJ Spinna’s masterful artistry defines the event SOUL SLAM where he seamlessly lays down track after track from both Prince’s and MJ’s extensive music catalogues creating an enjoyable frenzy on the dance floor. DJ Spinna has remixed Michael Jackson tracks and has released compilations of both artists.

DJ Rashida has become an integral part of Prince’s live performance, touring around the world with the mega-star as well as spinning at all of his private parties. DJ Rashida will spin a special set at this year’s SOUL SLAM.

INTERNETS = INTER-connected NETworkS…

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

lol ratz

I have noticed that some folks are honestly afraid to embrace their internets status.

They giggle when they say the ‘S’ at the end as if that is a guilty pleasure.

Being an internets however is an actual fact.

There are many inter-connected networks that we use to commune across the globe to share our ideas on everything from politics to fashion from profundity to fundamentalism.

Finding people that share your common values is the triumph of the trinity featuring God, AL GORE and GEORGE BUSH Jr.

Long live the internets.