Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

Health Is Wealth…

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

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Let’s coin a term for the OBAAMA administration’s new health care initiative…

BIG HEALTH

Big Health is the union formed by the insurance industry and the pharmaceutical industrial complex. Both of these mega-monolith industries must be salivating at the prospect of the U.S. government bankrolling their industries. After we gave out welfare checks to banks and to General Motors I can’t see why these beasts wouldn’t be in line waiting for their stimulus packages.

The insurance machine has been digging deep into the government’s pockets since Katrina, hell, since September 11th for that matter. The largest insurance corporations have underwritten so many different facets of American business that their bad investments are our responsibilities now. Too big to fail is a recipe for only one thing it seems like. Failure.

Big pharma takes its cues from the various pandemics that are posited in the mainstream media complex. Swine flu and athlete’s foot are the current bad guys they are fighting against. How is the president going to be able to regulate these behemoths when they both understand how to manipulate the press? The president will need the congressmen and the senators to eschew the greed that normally goes with their positions.

Get ready to vote your senators out of office in November if they block healthcare reform.

BLACK COP = COP SHOT…

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

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Now I hope you didn’t come here this morning for some feigned outrage over the killing of this off-duty police officer in East Harlem last week. You won’t be getting that commentary here today or any other day for that matter. OMAR EDWARDS had to die. The police have been looking for him ever since their sketch artist got his first box of #2 pencils.

Internets, I’m about to say some shit that I only want the Blacks that come here to read. If all you good white folks, Asians and assimilated latin people would be so kind to visit my Twitter or YouTube pages for a minute I would be most grateful.

Black people…

Now you damn well know that even you had a reservation towards looking homeboy in the face. Even though he’s DEAD! Can you imagine how that officer felt with this man ten or twenty or fifty yards away from him with a gun in his hand? That smell you are noticing are the endorphins from stark fear. Whether you know it of not that smell now blocks and locks the rest of your senses. You couldn’t hear this cop yelling back he was also a police officer because you are in full-on fear mode.

The boogie man syndrome is fucked the fuck up but it is realer than a motherfucker. Fearing the Black man is some shit we all have to contend with here in America. Fuck it, abroad too. Word to Zwarte Piet. Popular literature and culture has been pushing this agenda for so damn long it is now part of the human genome. At least its embedded deep in our psyche and it ain’t coming out no matter who the president is.

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I just learned that D.W.GRIFFITH made nearly five hundred movies in six years. His legacy doesn’t end with ‘Birth Of A Nation’ because the movie is still playing on the projectile reel. We are all actors in this feature called the ‘Boogie Man Syndrome’. Sometimes we are the tormentors and other times we are the tormented. It all depends who is watching.

NYPD officer DERWIN PANNELL’s role in the crosshairs was sadly reprised by DESMOND ROBINSON and then officer ERIC HERNANDEZ. While only last year CHRISTOPHER RIDLEY was the latest officer to give the boogie man syndrome to fellow police before OMAR EDWARDS FATAL encounter. I don’t have any examples of mistaken identity of white officers, but you prA’li already knew that.

*Someone please let the white folks back in the room*

As I was saying, if Black officers would just wear their children to work in Snugglies maybe we could curb these incidences of, ahem, friendly fire.

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That’s One Expensive Hummer…

Monday, June 1st, 2009

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^ That’s what SHE said.

General Motors goes belly up on the first day of June and the U.S. government prepares to lay down an additional $30billion to set things straight in Detroit. The $50billion total payout gives a new meaning to the term ‘red light district’ as GM gets paid for the most expensive hummer of all time.

As you can see, DP TWit game proper…

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JUICE THE VOTE!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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I’ve decided to vote MANNY RAMIREZ into the MLB All-Star game as a show of support that the league needs players who go the extra length [ll] to keep their wood game strong [ll] in the latter half of the season.

Go here to submit your own All-Star ballot.

Here’s who I voted for…

American League
1st – M.Texeira
2nd – D. Pedroia
3rd – M. Lowell
SS – J. Bartlett
Catcher [ll] – J. Mauer
OF – J. Bay, I. Suzuki, C. Crawford
Write In – A. Cabrera

National League
1st – A. Pujols
2nd – O. Hudson
3rd – D. Wright
SS – M. Tejada
Catcher [ll] – J. Flores
OF – M. Ramirez, C. Beltran, R. Ibanez
Write In – R. Zimmerman

Don’t let the MLB ruin the mid-summer classic by omitting one of the best players in the game.

TWITTER WARS…

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

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Way back in the day here on DP.com we had a full metal nerd jacket discussion between Amadeo Sogni and 1969 that unraveled the mystery of the military industrial complex in the Star Wars universe…

Follow The Guns, Find The Gangsters…

I brought these same ideas to the Twiiterverse to see if the readers there were intrigued by the parallels of the intergalactic war machine and our own death merchants.

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