Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

Also-Rans In Afghan…

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

afghanis
^ One of my favorite images. Peep how son is trying to figure out how the Lawes RPG works. “What is this button?” Ka-BOOM!

Would someone care to give BARACK OBAAMA a history lesson on western intervention in Afghanistan?

1st Anglo-Afghan War

The Russians couldn’t tame the Afghani in the 1880’s and neither could the British 150 years before them.

You can’t win in that bitch.

Go the fuck home.

That is the strategy we need to adopt. The opium suppliers are stronger than they ever were. Was the initial design of the G DUBBZ administration to increase opium production? That has been the only negligible effect of the war in Afghanistan.

From the early reports I think the president is replacing the commanding general with an idiot savant philospher. The quote went something like this, “He really does understand that you’re not going to win the war by killing all the enemy.”

WTF?!? How else do you win a war?

I still don’t understand what we are getting at in Afghanistan anyhoo? I thought we wanted OSAMA BIN LADEN? How did that mission morph into war with the entire country? Especially since no one has ever beaten these dudes on their home court, which is a cave.

Please explain?

Giving Bankers A Good Name…

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

pigs

Swine flu is what we should call the federal government’s bank bailout program.

There are trillions of dollars being allocated for the banking system and none of this money is intended to service the consumers of these institutions. Lending has all but dried up and interest rates on deposits have not moved an inch, but the interest rates on credit cards are steadily marching skywards.

Keep in mind that these so-called lenders are getting these Fed loans at zero percent. I am imploring you all to keep an eye on the fine print because that is how these banks will attempt their legal mugging of our wallets…

  • Out of network bank ATM fees – That is how I always get slaughtered on the low. Bank of America charges me $3 at the machine and Chase hits me in the head for $1.50 on my statement. That’s $4.50 for a $40 withdrawl. Lucky for me I had $45 in my account.
  • Balance transfer fees – I used to try to skip around and put my card balances on cards with lower interest rates, but now the transfer fees are negating what saving that might have given me. $100-$150 is now the going rate.
  • Foreign exchange fees – When you use your cards in foreign lands you ever wonder what that monster chunk of money was that got pulled from your account? Check cashing stores don’t put their hands on your money as much as credit card issuing banks do.
  • Cash advances – This is something I hope you never, ever have to do. The cash advance is clearly what was described in Revelations as the mark of the beast. All bets are off for the interest rates on these things.
  • With all the pigs who administrate the banking system I would rather take my chances on avoiding Swine Flu from tainted dollar bills. Either way they have me coming and going.

    War Is Insane…

    Monday, April 27th, 2009

    brain

    The pandemic that America needs to fear is not the Swine Flu from Mexico, but the brain damage zombie-itis from the troops returning from Iraq.

    Holy shit! I did not realize that nearly 2 million Americans have served in the middle east wars. As a sidenote I suppose we should be proud that only 5K – 6K U.S. lives were lost. As a percentage that is pretty kick ass.

    The other percentage that isn’t looking so hot is the one that says one fifth of the soldiers returning home have brain damage. WTF?!?

    Let’s hope there’s enough space in Walter Reed for these soldiers. I wonder if they will qualify for a bailout? Yeah, I know better.

    We Got Torture For That Ass…

    Sunday, April 19th, 2009

    torture

    I’m starting to see that there aren’t too many differences between G DUBBZ and OBAAMA. The new administration has acted like a shield (Nick Fury?) to the past misdeeds of the previous admin. Even to the point that DICK CHENEY is caught on tape going to Israel to start some shit and OBAAMA says nothing as if it were just some frat house hijinks.

    There’s no way you can bring that horse back to the barn now that it has been set free. I’m pretty sure on an island off the Maltese coast we have some facility where we attach people’s nuttsachs to car batteries. The fact that we aren’t doing it on Cuba any longer doesn’t really count. The internets has made our bastardry global like that.

    Though I wouldn’t even be concerned with shit happening halfway around the globe. I think we are going to find some new levels of torture right here in this hemisphere. OBAAMA is backing the Mexican government in their sale war on drugs. i’m sure there are going to be some cartel bosses who need to be waterboarded or whatever crazy technique the CIA uses to put people in check. I don’t see why not, considering that OBAAMA is signing the waivers.

    Brothers Gonna Work It Out…

    Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

    barack bobby

    A British bobby gives dap to the H.N.I.C., who is literally the H.N.I.C.