Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

Who Has The Emperor’s New Clothes?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

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If you thought that president-elect OBAAMA was going to waltz into the White House you were sadly mistaken. It seems that he is being chipped away from his support base even before his first day on the job. Now another state Governor finds himself embroiled in a money scandal. The Mexican governor of New Mexico (where else?!?) BILL RICHARDSON has withdrawn his name from consideration of the cabinet position in the new administration because of a Federal investigation into the contracts issued by his state to a campaign supporter.

The problem that I have seen with Governor BLAGOJEVICH and now Governor RICHARDSON is that neither of them are working on big money kickbacks. A million dollars is chump change compared to the hunderds of billions that are being sent to the banking institutions to keep them happy. The governors are selling themselves out for less than pennies on the dollar. Even the automakers are asking for upwards of fifty billions dollars to rescue their flailing enterprises and these toupee topped governors are looking like boxcar hobos. If our culture still wore hats these dudes would have them in their hands turned upside down.

All of these scandals make me nervous to wonder what skeletons OBAAMA has buried in his closet. We all know that he still puffs on the squares. And we have all heard the jailhouse stories about what some men will do when they have been denied a cigarette for a certain amount of time.

*shudders at the thought*

POLITRICKS 2008: Stimulus Status…

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

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I hope the president-elect doesn’t expect me to sell his t-shirts as part of my stimulus package. I’ve been having enough trouble as it is selling my own shirts. I don’t want no stimulus check anyhoo. I want that big gwap that comes from one of those bailout packages. Those are the joint. That is how I finally come up on my yacht and my private plane when I get my hands on one of those Congressional bailout packages (no LARRY CRAIG’s pkg).

What would you do with the money if you came up on one of those billion dollar bailout programs? Nothing too crazy like one of those Wall Street banker bailouts. I’m thinking of something more manageable like the packages that the auto manufacturers and the airlines will get. I can get with a nice cool hundred billion.

I wouldn’t even use that cake to copp the Polo mansion.

Until I get my stim check though I’ma need some of y’all to help the kid get through this cold ass winter.

chea

COLLATERAL CASUALTIES

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

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The tears of a clone…

One of the numbers missing from the tally of U.S. servicemen that have perished in Iraq and Afghanistan is the number of soldiers that have committed suicide. Between those on active duty and those that have returned stateside we are looking at numbers like never before. I would say that this is an epidemic but that statement is superseded by all the other epidemics that we die from here in America.

Namely poverty. This has to be the number one preventable disease across the globe.

When you read the stories of the soldiers that are returning home without employment prospects and without skills that translate into post-millenial capitalism I am reminded of the story that my dad told me about returning home from Vietnam right after MLK Jr. was shot dead. This country was no place for the soldier that had lofty ideals of truth and justice. There was only madness here. Insanity and greed.

And just like the battlefield, you weren’t sure who your enemies were.

The stories that my dad told me make me feel sorry for the soldiers in our military forces. How do we look them in the eye and pretend to understand the things they feel about the things they have seen. Words are so fucking cheap. Everything is cheap. Like a dollar store toy section. Life is cheap. I hate feeling so poor and powerless as I do now.

I wish that all the U.S. soldiers could be with their families right now.

POLITRICKS 2008: Start Snitching…

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

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The damage control continues for JESSE JACKSON Jr. as his spokesman tells the press that JACKSON has been giving information to Federal investigators for many years.

This my friends is the definition of a snitch.

Snitches protect their unscrupulous interests as well as covering their asses.

I am not calling JESSE JACKSON Jr. a snitch because I think he did something illegal and he is looking to cover up his criminality, I am calling him a snitch because he plays the game of politricks just like everyone else does. This dude has been in office for more than a dozen years. You don’t keep a political machine running for that long without greasing the wheels from time to time.

The ROD BLAGOJEVICH scandal is politically problematic because it describes the corruption that occurs within the most private corridors of power. This has nothing to do with people that aren’t associated with the plurality as public servants. There are no bankers, no stock brokers, no captains of corporations and no prositutes. This whole shit was all politicians.

Playing politricks.

I try not to hate the players though just because the game is all fucked the fuck up.

Kill ‘Yo Television!

Monday, December 15th, 2008

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Everybody is being gassed up to change their televisions units into HD compatible because all the companies that dictate what signal they will send off are all switching up to digital?!?

I will be honest with y’all and say that I haven’t followed this story to the fullest. I don’t fucking care actually. The reason being is that I don’t watch any broadcast television on my t.v. set. I watch DVDs and my old ass VHS tapes. If there is any broadcast news content I want to see I get it from the internets.

This is the future of broadcasting. Period. People get to choose the content they want to view WHEN they want to view it. NBC Universal has figured out a way to monetize their television content over the internets. They have all kinds of clips from Saturday Night Live posted on Hulu.com. The commercials have been pared down to 10 seconds or less. I watch ‘The Office’ on Hulu all the time. The show is now like 22mins long. What do I do with the 8mins I just shaved off that program? I watch pr0n of course.

My new shit is xnxx.com. Go there on YOUR time and type in the keywords ‘Caroline threesome’. That shit is hard fucking body.

I thought I could set you folks up with a few videos that I have been fucking with that you could peep from your offices. Lord knows that the next two weeks are possibly the least productive days for office workers in the country. Most of you are scrambling to pick up those last minute holiday gifts and the what not. Before you go out and brave the crowds enjoy these videos from the YT’s.

That’s YouTubes you know?