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Best I Ever Handicapped…

Friday, June 12th, 2009

drakes

DP goes in at XXL and picks the Belmont Stakes of this cRap shit.

I have sucked ass at picking the ponies anytime I visited the track. The main reason I go though is to rock this Ralph Lauren seersucker suit and bowtie that I have. Chicks love dandy motherfuckers. Why else does Bentley Fonzworth get to sidle up next to Zoe Kravitz? It can’t be because of the album he has coming out next Nevuary. Plus, the horseraces are hell’a rigged. The horses are given all kinds of drugs to make them act some kind of way and then we gather in the grandstand to wish a winner on our ticket.

I feel like I could pick the winners and losers in cRap music way easier than I could the ponies and rap music is just as rigged as the horseraces. Why some artists have multiple songs spinning throughout the day on terrestrial radio stations while other more accomplished, vastly more talented artists never are heard on these same stations is part of the cheat. Consider Clear Channel to be the steroids that turns a colt into a thoroughbred. And just like in horseracing, when a pony breaks its ankle and can no longer race it is brought into the barn and shot in the head.

Just don’t ask me to explain why Rick Ro$$ is still making albums.

If 2009 has been anything of a revelation it has been the year that the old men in rap music re-emerged. I think this is great for the culture. The older artists become a bridge for the younger talent to emulate and surpass artistically. I wish that artists were financially compensated for their contributions and their influence but that has nothing to do with art. Commercial viability is what gives up the money. The artists that create memes that can distract the sheep and render us mentally and emotionall impoverished are typically the ones that end up the richest.

We’ll worry about those people on a later drop. Today we will rejoice in some of the older horses that are still in the race…

DOOM – ‘Born Like This’
My favorite album of 2009 so far. Bugged the fuck out rhymes and space age boom bap apocalyptic beats.

Eminem – ‘Relapse’
I don’t have to tell anyone that this album is sick. Although it isn’t his most groundbreaking work Eminem still shows he has the gift for rhyming and being provacative. This album and his career suffers some loss in points for Em agreeing to be teabagged as a movie stunt. Would Rakim, Biggie, NaS, Jay-Z or even Ice Cube have co-signed that stunt? Eminem is dropped from top5 consideration for that.

Method Man & Redman – ‘Blackout 2’
The greatest rap duo in the game right now picks up from where they left off. Blunted rhymes and banging beats. ‘Blackout 2’ is one of the two most slept on albums released this year.

Mos Def – ‘The Ecstatic’
This album is critically acclaimed and tragically slept on by the so-called rap fans. Mos Def is consistently the best ambassador we have had for Hip-Hop culture. I’m not buying two copies of this album but I copping one from Amazon.

Jadakiss – ‘The Last Kiss’
I didn’t listen to this album in its entirety because I almost drowned from the watered down R-n-B tracks. I’m glad that Jada has been doing more traditional rap music remixes. Def Jam made him switch up his underground steez in order to appeal to a younger audience and Jada was able to comply without sacrificing too much of his classic content. I just wasn’t able to connect to this album. I’m glad he is still on the scene though.

Cam’Ron – ‘Crime Pays’
Cam’s album was another joint that I just couldn’t relate to. I admit that I am still stuck in the DipSet era Cam standom. These dudes were one trillion when they rapped together and bupkus as solo projects. Free Max B. Bring Stack Bundles back from the dead. Unkidnap the Heatmakers. Do something!

For the second half of the year I am looking at these horses to run away with the roses…

Jay-Z – ‘Blueprint 3’
Leading the oldman rap resurgence is none another than the Jiggaman. He’s been dropping singles once every four months. The last two, ‘Brooklyn Go Hard’ and ‘D.O.A.’ have been lauded by the internets. Rap’s foremost critic and greatest blogger alive Eskay says that Jay-Z is back. Eskay = E.F. Hutton. When he talks, everybody listens.

Black Thought – ‘(Title Unknown)’
The best emcee alive will launch a solo project this autumn. If I were you I would make sure that the rewind button on my tape deck is working properly.

Raekwon – ‘Only Built 4 Cuban Links 2’
We have waited too long for this record. The expectations that are bubbling inside of us will be unfair to judging this album on 2009 merits. Still and all it is good to see the chef still hungry for the crown.

SlaughterHouse – ‘Slaughterhouse’
I can’t call these dudes old man rappers since they are all between the ages of 34 and 29 but they all have over 10 years in the rap game individually so that makes them veterans. This has been the Hip-Hop album with the greatest buzz on the internets. There are rappers who might be more popular than SlaughterHouse but I don’t consider those artists to be Hip-Hop. They are more like Hip-Pop. SlaughterHouse is that boom-bap from way back when you held your headphones together with scotch tape. SlaughterHouse is that cassette tape in the outside pocket of your Jansport backpack. SlaughterHouse is when you used your allowance to buy a bootleg tape, a nickle bag and a Garcia y Vega. SlaughterHouse is that…

Winner.

When I Say Slaughter, Y’all Say House…

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

slaughterhouse

From the very beginnings of rap we have loved the groups that have graced the microphone. Do you remember that scene in ‘Wild Style’ when the Cold Crush Brothers battled the Fantastic Five on the basketball court. The group is the essence of Hip-Hop. Several emcees all rhyming over the same beat trying to find ways to verbally outdo the person who held the microphone before them. As each rapper steps in the cipher the lyrics become more acute and the flows pick up their intensity. This is that REAL rap shit.

And this is why the SlaughterHouse collective wins time and time again. They are practicing the very foundation of rap music. I’m just amazed that these four emcees can unify themselves in a culture that is notoriously selfish and ego driven. You haven’t seen this many good spitters together on the same page since the mythical 4 Horsemen but they had too many difficulties in producing music. There was an early union between Jay-Z, Ja Rule and DMX that fizzled away because these three were too full of themselves and too crazy (in DMX’s case).

slaughterhouse

slaughterhouse

Joe Budden, who might be the most hated rapper in the game right now, told me that the origin of SlaughterHouse was simply the ability of he and Royce Da’ 5-9 to squash a simmering feud between the two of them. That is the first and hardest principle in forming the group. Can you imagine what it must be like to ask a rapper to put aside their ego? Rappers need their ego, especially in this day and age, when so many people have become art critiques instead of fans. The rapper’s ego protects them from the comment threads that tell them they suck. So to put down your armor is actually more hardbody than to keep it on. You are vulnerable to attack, but somehow you are now stronger than you were before.

SlaughterHouse bugs me the fuck out because not one of these emcees even shares the same homestate. This means that they will each have their own definitive state of mind. In the short time I have been around them I can sense they have this incredible respect for one another like a band of brothers. They will fight amongst one another, but will instantly flip on anyone who tries to come at one of their brothers. When emcees assume that ‘Ride Or Die’ mentality with their teammates no one holds back any energy or material. They spur each other to leave everything in the booth.

slaughterhouse

slaughterhouse

This is why I was scared at first for SlaughterHouse because each of these artists is an individually minded person who has survived in the music industry for at least ten years. All of these dudes came into the business in their late teens and have been thrashed about by label politricks, artist backbiting and the constant fuckery that is the music industrial complex. They are all survivors in one way or another, and the SlaughterHouse collective is their best last chance to tel all the haters and the nay-sayers to go kill themselves.

That theme was evident in the track ‘Move On’ where each of the emcees recounted their angst and the solution they had for dealing with those issues. ‘Move On’ was an epic song for me because I envisioned myself in that same position several years back writing for a magazine that wasn’t paying me shit. I wanted the exposure, and the publisher knew that much, so I traded my labor for that means to an end. We all make those similar decisions in our lives, but instead of living with regret or remorse we shoukd just move on. With that track SlaughterHouse doesn’t just make good music, they made real life music.

slaughterhouse

slaughterhouse

SlaughterHouse and Koch, er, E-1 Records invited me to listen to a preview of their upcoming album. Along with some of the people that you have come to see on the internets as the folks that bring info to you live and non-stop. Eskay was in the building so you know that shit is big. Nah’Right Dre came up from his mom’s basement too. Oh shit! I just realized that n8tion had the bridge to starship Enterprise all to himself. Niiiice. Global Grind’s BlogXilla came through and reminded me that we have politicked previously. I am gonna stop puffing because I can’t remember a damn thing. The dudes from ItsThe Real, Eric and Jeff, also showed up. I didn’t see Hoffa from OnSmash but I left the session at 3am and that is usually when Hof appears.

The tracks they played for us were all good and their intensity picked up with the replays. Everything you thought they would be doing on the mic like Crooked spitting his crack verses, Joell Ortiz bringing his energy, Royce providing the structural stability to songs and Budden throwing lyrical shots at your favorite rapper is all in there. SlaughterHouse only previewed seven(7) tracks to us and then we got a cameo from the legendary super-producer Showbiz who brought some HEAT! I’m gonna say this shit right here so it goes on the record. The best music from Dr. Dre comes from when he is digging in the crates.

slaughterhouse

slaughterhouse

One of the criticisms that has dogged SlaughterHouse would be their ability to craft songs. I still don’t understand where this comes from though. Maybe it is the perception from fans that these emcees are only freestyle caliber rappers. That is far from the truth though. On the tracks that SlaughterHouse previewed they all showed that they have some incredible range as far as content and concepts. Wait until you hear this track called ‘Cuckoo’. There was also this emo rap joint that I want to say was called ‘Rain Tears’ or some shit like that. When SlaughterHouse pours out their heart like they did with ‘Move On’ you can’t help but be riveted to the music. These emcees are all fans of Hip-Hop before anything else. Don’t get it twisted by wheat you may have heard. If there was a RAP SAT these dudes would be in the top 5 percentile.

If you weren’t fuxing with the SlaughterHouse collective after the joints they have already released then you aren’t a fan of Hip-Hop. You might listen to rap, but you aren’t a fan of Hip-Hop music. Rap groups are the essence of Hip-Hop culture. Just like writer and breaker crews. The fact that SlaughterHouse finds themselves unified from points all over the counter is some Black superhero shit.

Black Superheroes FTW…

Monday, June 8th, 2009

roots picnic

^ His uzi weighs a ton!

Public Enemy is one of the biggest influences on me when I think of the musical soundscape that shaped my life. Ever since I heard that crazy Korg keyboard sample from P.E. #1, I have been a hardbody stan of their sonic superpowers. ‘Fear Of A Black Planet’ is my G.O.A.T. album in front of ‘Only Built For Cuban Links’, ‘By All Means Necessary’ and ‘Illmatic’ respectively.

There will never be another rap group that will have the influence on listeners, lawyers and litigators the way that Public Enemy did. They changed the music industry with their use of samples and soundbytes.

roots picnic

Public Enemy’s set at the Roots picnic was as epic as you might could have imagined. Chuck D, Flavor Flav, the S1W’s being held down by Black Thought and the Roots plus Antibalas. I nearly lost my frakkin’ mind. TERRENCE nearly lost his too. I’m glad we ended up deciding not to film anything at the concert. You can’t stan out 100 if you are working. This was the type of high energy set that you had to sing every word to. It’s strange and even somewhat poignant that the lyrics Chuck D spit over twenty years ago resonate today regarding those same issues.

roots picnic

P.E. was performing the entire album ‘It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back’ with some added tracks like ‘Fight The Power’ for emphasis. They tore shit down. It wasn’t just the remarkable energy that Chuck D and Flavor brought with them to the stage but their clarity and showmanship. Nothing was more incredible than watching Flavor bound across the stage while reciting his track ‘Cold Lampin’ and NOT missing a verse. Flavor Flav is the greatest hypeman of all time. I would call him a weedcarrier but we all know that weed isn’t what gets Flav hyped.

roots picnic

Watching Chuck D and Black Thought on the same stage was literally symbolic in that the legendary hard rhymer was now passing the microphone to the legendary hard worker. Hip-Hop has never been more alive than at that moment. Everything else I experienced that entire day at the Roots picnic pales in comparison to the Public Enemy set featuring the Roots and Antibalas. I’m not sure if these bands will ever join forces again to present their omnipotent artistry, but if they do you had better be in the building.

Black superheroes unite!

roots picnic

Looking 4 Yeezy In Philleezy

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

yeezy

DP asks “Where R U Yeezy?!?” in the city of brotherly love.

[ll], and definitely no fishsticks.

In every city there have been campouts for this series of sneakers. Despite the economic stagnation across the nation the lines of people willing to stand outside for several days, even in the rain, has not subsided. You might can call these sneakers recession proof. The folks I chop it up with in Philadelphia are possibly the most passionate collectors I have met to date.

I’m starting to see that the campout culture is the zenith of sneaker collecting.

The Philadelphia Experiment…

Friday, June 5th, 2009

illadelph

The entire DallasPenn.com staff is in the city of brotherly love this weekend for the Roots picnic. The staff would be Chocolate Snowflake and myself. I was granted press access to the picnic and a few art gallery invites through the city so check out some of the sights and scenes that I upload this weekend as I go a little deeper into the legendary city.

Philadelphia is an interesting town. It’s definitely a metropolis, but it still has a quaintness type quality. Like it didn’t want to get too big for its britches, or conversely, its bridges. There’s definitely a southern flavor to Philadelphia. Maybe it was the politeness of folks that heard me ask for directions and quickly offered their expertise. I like Philly for that.

What really attracts me to Philadelphia though is that it moves like a working class city. New York was like this too, but now with all the tourists and the movie sets I don’t even recognize my home sometimes. Mostly I can’t afford my home. Do you know how rich I have to be just to be POOR in NYC? Makes me wanna holler sometimes.

truck

I also came out to Philly to do some work. To peep out the the scene and get up with some of the folks that represent the blue collar ethos that has come to symbolize Philly’s grind. Truck North from the Roots collective got at me and invited me to come to his studio office and preview some of the new tracks he was working on. Truck North just released the Truck Jewels mixtape through OKayPlayer and he is steady working on his next project.

Truck and his ace producer Bear-1 are coming with that classic soul filled boom bap that I almost think is dead sometimes until I hear it again. I am going to start making formal petitions to see if I can get Truck North and Sean Price to do a song together. I think their styles complement each other well. I made some video while in the studio with these dudes as well and I will try to roll that out before I leave Philly. In the meantime listen to this track Bear-1 produced titled ‘Never Ending Flip’ off the Truck Jewels mxtape.

bear

Truck North is clearly a descendant of the Philadelphia rhymesayers that have preceded him. His flow is complex but it isn’t too wordy either. I like this track ‘Never Ending Flip’ because it the type of rap that describes real life on the daily in every hood. That guitar sample is hardrock shit too. Rap music is blues at its core. It’s about your reality and how you cope with the shit you see around you everyday. These are the stories that Truck North wants to tell. Inside the studio a bassline by Bear-1 shakes the walls like thunder. This is the perfect place to craft those griot tales.

Their studio office is just like my lab back in Freeport. Records, CD’s and other sampled resources are stacked all over the place. I don’t know what is in which pile but I’m sure Bear-1 knows where everything is. The studio is located in the back of a record store across the street from Temple. Sandwiched in between a barber shop, chinese food spot, a pizza joint and a pawn store. If that ain’t a working class ‘hood strip then I don’t know what is. While outside the record an impromptu cipher sparked up and some dude tried to sell us a bottle of laundry detergent.

I remember this strip well. This is where we used to post up back in the day after the Greek picnic at Fairmont park. The strip isn’t totally the hood any longer thanks to the money that Temple University has invested in the surrounding buildings, but the best part of Philly that I have always loved is how you only need to cross the street to be on the wrong corner.

illadelph

Truck North – “The Never Ending Flip” from Monsee' on Vimeo.