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Kill ‘Yo Television!

Monday, December 15th, 2008

dead tv

Everybody is being gassed up to change their televisions units into HD compatible because all the companies that dictate what signal they will send off are all switching up to digital?!?

I will be honest with y’all and say that I haven’t followed this story to the fullest. I don’t fucking care actually. The reason being is that I don’t watch any broadcast television on my t.v. set. I watch DVDs and my old ass VHS tapes. If there is any broadcast news content I want to see I get it from the internets.

This is the future of broadcasting. Period. People get to choose the content they want to view WHEN they want to view it. NBC Universal has figured out a way to monetize their television content over the internets. They have all kinds of clips from Saturday Night Live posted on Hulu.com. The commercials have been pared down to 10 seconds or less. I watch ‘The Office’ on Hulu all the time. The show is now like 22mins long. What do I do with the 8mins I just shaved off that program? I watch pr0n of course.

My new shit is xnxx.com. Go there on YOUR time and type in the keywords ‘Caroline threesome’. That shit is hard fucking body.

I thought I could set you folks up with a few videos that I have been fucking with that you could peep from your offices. Lord knows that the next two weeks are possibly the least productive days for office workers in the country. Most of you are scrambling to pick up those last minute holiday gifts and the what not. Before you go out and brave the crowds enjoy these videos from the YT’s.

That’s YouTubes you know?

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: BustAlbert…

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

bustalbert

This is what happens when you get off that HGH.

EMBRY from Australia stays on that good white boy weed when he sends us his latest and greatest S.A.B.’s.

Let him know if he got this one…

Los Angeles Stand Up!

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

la fitted

My people’s, DJ SPINNA, will be in your area this Friday. Cancel whatever you were doing before you got this notice. KeiStar Productions are the folks that bring you the annual STEVIE WONDER tribute and the always crazy Prince vs. MICHAEL JACKSON parties.

The name of the event is Flavors. And that is what will be going down all night long. If you ain’t too cool to have a good time I promise you this will be the most fun you have had in the club in a looooong time.

FLAVORS (L.A. version)
90’s Party – Best Of Hip-Hop * Reggea * R&B

w/ DJ SPINNA (WonderWax / BBE) & J.ROCC (Beat Junkies / Stones Throw)

ECHOPLEX
1154 Glendale
Los Angeles, CA
9pm-2am

*Make sure you tell them who sent you.*

Send In The Clones…

Monday, December 8th, 2008

clone

Greeks are still the most hardbody body politic. Right behind their cousins from Palestine. There have been riots for two days in Greece behind the shooting death of an unarmed teenager by the police. This is similar to the shit that popped off in Paris when I was there several years back.

Those of us here in the United States are kind of used to the police taking a life every now and then so we don’t get too bent out of shape. Even when that shit is done from point blank range and put on video. Maybe there’ll be a march and prA’li a few television appearances from AL SHARPTON, but not too much else in the way of venting frustration.

I think the problem in Greece is that there is too much affordable food. If there were less food to eat in Greece I can bet you that those anarchist punk kids would be trading in their molotov cocktails for olives and figs.

That’s what people are doing in Compton, California. This is a place where the economy is so fucked the fuck up that the thugs are trading in their guns for food stamps since there are no more employed people left to rob.

Read this shit -> In lean times, SoCal residents trade guns for food.

10xDEEP Holiday Party

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

10xDeep

10xDEEP Holiday Party

DJ sets provided by…
Jus Ske
Pase Rock
Million $ Mano

Weds 12.10.08 @ 10pm

Element
225 Houston St. (& Essex)

Free Gift Bags
Open Bar from 10 – 11 pm.
Avoid the lines and get there early!

rsvpthebailout@gmail.com