The congregation should move from the Bring Your Own Blogger BBQ in Bushwick on Saturday to the Rumsey Playfield for church on Sunday.
The guest preachers shall be rap deacons Eric and Parrish (Makin’ Dollars – no Creflo) moving into the high sermon from the God MC himself – Rakim.
In the sanctuary, extra cornbread will be served to anyone coming from Central Islip or Wyandanch.
The church hat worn should be of the fisherman variety.
And would the church kindly say Amen?
The Watch The Throne album is like drugs to some people who haven’t seen the world yet, and to others who know what drugs do its message tastes like poison.
Editor’s note: Ernie P blesses us with a drop from the guest room…
FROM THE SUSPECT TITLE “Watch The Throne” which in Brooklynese meant watching the toilet I wondered aloud what was up.
First question, why was this released right after NYC legalized same sex marriage?
Second question, why did these two rappers HAVE to get together since neither really has any lyrical statement to make other than “I’M RICH BITCHES!” which Dave Chapelle covered so well in many a skit long, long ago.
I could go on but I am too busy trying to figure out why after making exactly 299 gazillion dollars off his brand name Ralph Lauren decided to drop the name POLO from all future clothing. Was this a big F-U to all those men of color who fiended over his wares.
Enough for now, I just finished day six of radiation and have 4 more weeks of every day treatments to go, so if I glow in the dark like a Timex you’ll know why. In the meantime enjoy a toke or two for me and watch this little clip I made as a thank you to everyone who has shown me love in my lifetime. Peace.
Catch Meyhem Lauren and the whole Outdoorsmen clan at the 20LL BYOB BBQ this Saturday.
Do you understand what the fux is about to go down?!?