Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

POLITRICKS 2008: Whosayin’ Hussein McCain?!?

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

mcnutz

I knew that the politricks of fear would come out sooner than later. The idea that BARACK OBAAMA is an Arab, therefore he is connected to terrorism is simpleminded even for national political propaganda, but when this notion is repeated ad nauseam it begins to stick on the wall.

Do people need a reason NOT to vote for OBAAMA? Yes, of course they do. Americans always need a reason to justify the shit they know in their craw is bullshit. Who does BARACK HUSSEIN OBAAMA think he is anyway by not changing his family name? Half of America changed their name when they came through Eliis Island. The other half had it changed for them at Goree Island.

What the fuck does a name mean anyhoo? Do you think I would let G Dubbz turn me off to BUSH even though he effed the planet the eff up? I was never into DICK [ll] so that keeps me 100 when we talk about CHENEY. This administration had the possibility of forever ruining the words ‘dick and ‘bush’. There would be no joy left in sex. Shout out to the Reverend CALVIN BUTTS.

We don’t choose our names, but we do choose how we treat the people we come in contact with. We do choose what we want our legacy to stand for. At the end of the day there is nothing valuable in a name if the person holding it is hollow and heartless.

Is It Daddy Yankee’s Birthday?

Monday, October 13th, 2008

mexico


So then why are all of the Mexicans drunk?

I read this article about Daddy Yankee moderating some debate in Mexico, or wherever Puerto Ricans come from, and the following day, no lie, I saw like a dozen Mexicans laid out in the street drunk. The weather has been pretty nice during the day but nighttime has been getting brick. I figured these dudes were all getting twisted because of Daddy Yankee.

The talk has been that Daddy Yankee was getting amnesty for all the day laborers and the delivery men without citizen status. You know how the U.S. likes to keep immigrants always in fear that their ass might get deported or some shit if they get too uppity. Immigrants keep their mouths shut in general because of this. But now, thanks to Daddy Yankee a lot of Mexicans are feeling like they can speak their minds now.

I have fucked with Mexicans for the longest time. They have the best beer – Negro Modelo. They have the best food – bandeja paisa. And they have the hottest broad in the game – America Ferrara. Let’s never forget to speak the names of Daisy Fuentes and Salma Hayek either. For the next presidential election cycle I expect to see a Mexican running for either major party. Maybe this was why the Mexicans were all laid out on the sidewalk. They had O.D.’d while celebrating the notion of their socio-political emancipation. I can definitely relate to that.

It turns out that it was Dia del Cristofo Colom yesterday. So all the Mexicans were getting drunk in honor of that dude. It made sense to me since Mexicans love Spain more than themselves. Fools were tore up from the floor up too. What I will never understand is how Mexicans manage to get so effed the eff up from those tiny little cans of Budweiser. I need about four tall boys of Bud to even feel buzzed. [ll] to drinking tall boys.

The relationship that people have with their colonizers is always interesting to me. The folks in Barbados were British-loving to a fault. People living in the U.K. don’t romanticize their country as much as the Bajans do. Nevermind that these dudes were one of the colonies that Britain disenfranchised early they still love that place liked cooked food. Everyone in school or work there dresses like a goddamned bobby.

I’m glad that Mexicans love Columbus though. No particular reason. Just glad.

They Came Before Columbus…

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

zulu

Put this on your sched for Columbus Day weekend…


The Aboriginal Indigenous Conference of the Americas
a/k/a “What Was You Called Before 1492?”

National Black Theater
2031 Fifth Avenue, Harlem
(btwn 125th & 126th Street)
October 9-11, 2008
6pm-until
FREE TO ALL!

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Club…

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

danny hoch

Your boy was supposed to go to the Hudson Hotel last night to big up my homey from Giant Step for his born day. Pete Rock was going to be on the 1’s and 2’s doing his thing. I was really going to hear T.R.O.Y. which might be Hip-Hop’s greatest tribute song evar.

I usually make a pit stop in this community college across the street from my day job before I go into the city. I use the internets there and check my e-mail and shit. Sometimes I write a column for the X spot, you dudes know the deal. As I was walking through the school to the computer lab I saw a poster advertising Danny Hoch and his new one-man play ‘Taking Over’. The play was going down last night for free and bong I was there in the building.

If you don’t know this cat Danny Hoch then you need to step up your Hip-Hop game. Danny Hoch might be the most Hip-Hop white dude of all time in the history of all time. He is even more Hip-Hop then about 92.375% of Black dudes who are Hip-Hop. One of the main reasons he is so Hip-Hop is that he has this incredible play ‘Taking Over’ and he is performing this shit for like three straight months for free.

Yes bitches, for FREE. I know some of you internets music thieves love that word. ‘Taking Over’ is this masterful piece of storytelling that takes you through the characters that occupy Danny Hoch’s New York City. From the real estate sellers to the slumlords to the disenfranchised Puerto Ricans we see the viewpoints from a cross section of people affected by the real estate boom in New York City. The theme is universal in that all around the country the ghettos are being transformed by the wealthy, while the suburbs are being made into ghettos.

That reminds me of my trip to Paris. I stayed in the center city right across from the Notre Dame chapel and I had to go into the suburbs to see Black people and do my sneaker shopping. This will be the same fate for New York City as it becomes a playground for only the uber-rich and the tourists who hold Euros and Sterlings. Danny Hoch expresses this idea in the play more than once through his incredible ability to instantly change characters. Hoch is a magician at this with way more talent than bullshit David Blaine. You can see he is a white dude, but he speaks so Black!?!

I said Danny Hoch was more Hip-Hop than most because he is actively fighting against the forces that created Hip-Hop. He rails against the prison industrial complex and poverty. He speaks all across the globe about their effects on people. Danny isn’t some half baked communist revolutionary in a Che Guevara shirt. He’s just a poet, ne a griot, who illustrates the world and culture we live in through words. I’m going back to see the play on Thursday night because the story is that good, and its FREE. If you live in NYC, if you grew up in NYC, if you LOVE this place called NYC then you should see this play as well.

When I hear T.R.O.Y. in the club again I will reminisce over my first love, NYC.

Danny Hoch’s ‘Taking Over’ and the Hip-Hop Theater Festival schedule

POLITRICKS 2008: Politics As Performance Art…

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

tina fey

Politics as theater was always the situation since the times of the Greeks. Can you imagine some of those dudes delivering their monologues and speeches after a night of deflowering some poor kid from the countryside? The life of the intern still hasn’t improved either. Has the body of CHANDRA LEVY turned up yet?

Roman senators were fiery, passionate orators, but they were also cunning and conniving manipulators even moreso. Politricks haven’t changed one bit except that now we allow women and Blacks the chance to occupy the podium. The best performers have been the women and the Blacks too. I don’t think that we are tired of hearing the white men speak although AL GORE and JOHN KERRY were both as exciting as watching a game of underwater golf. I think that the most inspiring orators have been the Blackish dude and the women.

You have to love SARAH PALIN for her use, or lack thereof the ‘g’ sound which would end words like ‘looking’ and ‘being’. There’s no way in hell BARACK OBAAMA could have come through without pronouncing that ‘g’ sound and he would still be on this stage. BARACK speaks so well I always have to look at his collar to make sure he doesn’t have on brownface makeup. SARAH PALIN is so perfect for our substance-less soundbite culture. TINA FEY has also done a remarkable job endearing her to the American public.

TINA FEY could have a career in politricks if she wanted one. During the Writer’s Guild strike last winter TINA FEY broke the lines so she could finish the season for her red hot television show. The Writer’s Guild didn’t step to her on it since she came out publicly in support of the writers. That’s the type of shit that good politicians do. They rail against banking system deregulations while they take vacations paid for by bankers. In TINA FEY’s case she won herself a few EMMY awards. I wonder what SARAH PALIN will receive for her performance?