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POLITRICKS 2008: California’s Primary Colors

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

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While many pundits and talking heads have spun the Super Tuesday Democratic party primary into a tie between OBAAMA and CLINTON the truth is that OBAAMA’s Achilles Heel has been brought to the light.

Latinos and asian people HATE Blacks. Okay, so maybe hate is too strong a word. Latinos and asian peoples have trust concerns when African Americans are being regarded. I think this is the result of the programming that has been put in place for generations in order to help these people assimilate into American society more easily. It also shows me exactly how thoroughly convincing supremacist propaganda really is.

While everyone has used OBAAMA’s candidacy to focus on the historically dysfunctional relationship of Blacks and the white, what will ultimately determine the Democratic party’s nomination are the decisions of the yellows and the browns, or the tans, whatever. For all you Blacks that have been getting hyped with Obamania you might want to brush up on your espanol. A recent study conducted through Duke University said that nearly sixty percent of Latinos felt that Blacks were lazy and non hardworking, while the same survey described that only ten percent of white held that unfavorable view.

This means that if you live in New York City and you support OBAAMA you might want to tip your takeout delivery man a little extra something. That dude prah’lee isn’t voting but you might be surprised at the goodwill between Blacks and Mexicans you have just engendered. Asian people dislike Blacks at an even greater clip than Mexicans so bringing the newsstand owner over to OBAAMA’s camp might not even be worth your effort. I imagine that the mainland Chinese folks may be the only viable asian subgroup available to supporting OBAAMA. Strictly on the proxy that four chicken wings and pork fried rice will become an official White House menu item.

Its sadly ironic that as some people are finally making strides to judge others only by the content of their character there is a whole sector of our population that has been so completely programmed to perpetuate the tenets of supremacy that the day will come when the Ku Klux Klan is made up of non-whites. Word to MEChA, and I’m not talking about Godzilla.

Black History Month Skintone Super Bowl

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

clint

For those of you scoring at home please tally another point onto the WannaBe team’s scorecard.

POLITRICKS 2008: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy…

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

christine beatty

I just wanted to say that I think that Detroit Mayor KWAME KILPATRICK’s Chief of Staff CHRISTINE BEATTY was doing her job in its base(heh) definition.

Chief of Staff?

Uh, helloooooo?

She was supposed to be on top of his staff during working hours. This isn’t the type of work that you leave up to just an intern. I don’t know a damn thing about city hall in Detroit but you have to imagine that the young Black mayor has a large staff. [ll], of course.

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Being Detroit, frankly I’m amazed that we aren’t talking about a scandal of corporal trading from the mayor’s office.

Too bad for Mrs. BEATTY since she stands to lose the most from this sordid affair. Her family is certainly in shambles as is her professional profile. And just when I thought liteskin’ded people were headed for a comeback to the forefront of Blackness. It looks like seven more years of Flava Flav.

The mayor still has a strong base of support in one of America’s most impoverished and downtrodden cities. KWAME KILPATRICK is obviously a charasmatic individual and at the end of the day he will be aiiight.

How many other mayors can take fashion advice from CHARLES OAKLEY?

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pic jacked from Long Live The Message

Eff Black History Month In The A!

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

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Eff it good and hard.

First of all, shit is the shortest ass month. Secondly, shit is colder than a hooker’s heart.

Black History Month needs to be in August with Harlem Week. August has 31 days and then we move right into the Labor Day holiday.

Black History is fucking world history. Don’t front now and act like you don’t recognize the mother of humanity. I wouldn’t be one bit surprised if the highest mason on the planet was a Black woman. She cast the rest of her lot down to maintain her hedgemony.

Think about that for a minute and consider the fact that the two most powerful women on this planet are both Black bitches. I say bitch with only the utmost respect, of course. Between CONDOLEEZA RICE and OPRAH WINFREY you have the two most socially, politically and therefore economically influential women on the planet. That is Black history. And that is why I tell you to eff Black history in the ‘A’.

I’m just sick and tired of Black History Month always high-lighting the same motherfuckers every year. Who’s on the committee this year? Somebody better put Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s name in the running for a humanitarian award or there is gonna be some shit. Martin Luther King Jr. can’t get that award EVERY year.

The reason I’m so sick is that we have old folks leading the charge towards equity and equality like they did in the 1950’s and 1960’s. Let these folks go die somewhere and stop acting all happy that it is Black History Month. America does not give a fuck about Black History.

America was built on the basis of stolen land and free labor. Not so much stolen I suppose since the Indians did give Manhattan away for several thousands blankets laced with smallpox. The whole free labor thing isn’t entirely correct either since the gentry and the landowners paid someone for the human chattel. I’m not about to sit here and give you a fucking history lesson on chattel slavery and it’s economic impact.

No Black people give a shit about history unless they can use it to squeeze some pennies out of a corporation. Ask these same Black people to donate some of their time to volunteer efforts in their own communities and see how many people answer the bell. Stop using your Blackness to only benefit yourselves. That’s what elitists do. I’d call you self-serving negroes elitists too, if you weren’t simply jigs on the make. You are no different from the pimps, pushers, peddlers and panhandlers that you shake your heads at.

Just because you get a W-2 and you submit a report to the IRS don’t get it twisted and think that you aren’t a hustler too. The real question that I posit to all of the Blackness that reads my shit is not HOW you got your ends, but what you did with them afterwards?

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POLITRICKS 2008: The Electoral Super-Bowl…

Monday, February 4th, 2008

time prez poll

60% of Americans want to see OBAAMA and McCAIN get it on.

Consider tomorrow’s primaries to be the playoffs for the big game.

Is OBAAMA capable of procuring a Giant upset?

ford

The Bluebook value of this Ford just fell through the floor.