Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Aspire For Higher…

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

p2 hoody

Polo Ralph Lauren is Hip-Hop’s greatest clothing line, whether Ralph Lipschitz likes it or not. #iHipHop

The Rise Of The Mega-Corp…

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

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The extended recession we have been experiencing here in the States is leading us up to the rise of the mega-corporation. Job creation has been so poor and the federal government has been so disconnected from this task that the people have been beholden to the mega-corps for their economic well being. The mega-corps are powerful because they have control of horizontal and vertical industries.

Take McDonald’s for instance. It’s not simply enough to dot the cityscape and the suburbs with restaurants. I may have passed a hundred McDonald’s installations yesterday on my trip through the Bronx. McDonald’s also owns the shipping containers and the suppliers. The paper cartons that their products are sold in are created in McDonald’s own papermills. The only thing McDonald’s might outsource would be the advertising campaigns.

The advantage to all of McDonald’s vertical integration is that the mega-corp can better control their pricepoint at the consumer stage. Hence, the McD Dollar Menu and the fact it has remained in effect for several years. I’m not totally against monopolies either. Snce we are a capitalistic nation one of the economic systems natural by-products is the creation of a monopoly. Just study how the banking system was collapsing onto itself. Still there is something sinister that underlies the mega-corporation.

Everyone loves to shit on Wal-Mart almost as much as they love to shit on McDonald’s, but Wal-Mart is one of my favorite mega-corps. Full disclosure: Wal-Mart sells the best action fugures on the planet. When I’m in Atlanta I might buy several hundred dollars worth of Star Wars and Marvel Legends figures. Wal-Mart’s industrials produces the majority of goods sold in Wal-Mart stores. They could literally only sell Wal-Mart shit if they wanted to. Wal-Mart is far from the most evil mega-corp in my opinion. That would be Walt Disney Co.

Not just because in a recession they had the billions to plunk down and acquire Marvel Comics, but because of the way they administer the area in Florida that they own. Disney has their own laws on their property and a quasi-government in place. I’m sure they have their scientists working on human cloning and cryogenics. The only thing left for Disney is to form their own standing para-military army. I’m sure it’s coming.

PatLabor Disney.

Olympics = Zenith Of Ghey Sports…

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

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If they play your sport at the Olympics I will lay odds to rods [ll] that sport is ghey as fux. Some sports are inherently gheyer than most because they involve the competitors actually nestling within the genitals of their mates [ll].

Look at the double luge. Is luge some kind of Germanic word for having sex with another man’s ass? That is surely what that shit looks like. One guy steers the sled while the other guy tries to put his dick in the first guy’s butt [ll].

If the real meaning of luge isn’t that you are fuxed then the United States Olympic Committee, or whoever it is that gives away those gold medals needs to change the name to appropriately describe what you are when you come unglued from your sled while traveling at 100mph.

I think you are fuxed, but that’s just me.

I’m not all mathy-math boy, but I have a damn good imagination and I can imagine what the centrifgual force was as this dude’s sled whipped around each subsequent corner. You just hope your skin holds together somewhat and your skull isn’t cracked open like a cantaloupe splattering all of your sanguine brain meat.

Doing what amounts to cardio shit while wearing spandex, singlets, tightpants or even shorts is ghey. Doing that shit for NO money except for possibly a medal is super ghey. Dying during a practice run for your amateur sport makes you the patron saint of homosexuals. Practice?!? This would have never happened to Allen Iverson.

God please rest NODAR KUMARITASHVILI’s soul in ghey sports heaven.

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Flinstonemobile >>> Toyota…

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

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I’m not even gonna front and hide my joy that the Toyota Prius is all fucked the fux up. I h8 them shits and the fux that drive them. Those same douche nozzles that recycle and conserve and preserve are only concerned with the status quo. Its time for the Earth to start over again and your little bullshit 50 miles to the gallon half a homo hybrid car is not going to save you when the Earth opens its craw to swallow us all whole.

Full disclosure: DP operated in 1989 Camry until 2004

Become The Change You Want To See…

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

steele listening

Salute to Steele for organizing this event…

Listening session for AmeriKKKa’s Nightmare Pt.II: Children of War
Tuesday Feb. 9th
Nuyorican Poets Cafe
236 East 3rd Street, NYC
btwn Ave B & C
7pm-9pm